Where, blubbing around in the bottem of the ocean, I wonder how it is still alive, but I now know nothing alive would eat something that ugly.
I does look sad though ... awww. That and advarks must be the most ugliest animals on this planet.
Scrap all I've said, I'd take a stag, cammel, llama, antelope, garraffe, zebra or Rhino, preferably all of them to stick in a stable and ride away someone, lol.
That and the Rhino would seriously own a few people on my to own list.

lol, people like the NZ birds....too bad all the friggin rats and stoats eat them all over here...Kay, I might also take a monitor lizard, easiler to train and they cant kill you in one bite like those dragons...

And the possums... don't forget the possums.

I wouldn't steal a possum from the zoo, by the way. Mainly because I've already got enough of the damn beasts trundling along outside my bedroom window, keeping me awake at night.

Baby Opossums are adorable. Adult opossums are the things that nightmares are made of.

Opossum != Possum

Deal with it.






(!= means does not equal, in case you're not edumacated enough)

Possums are marsupials, opossums are placentals. And that is your most fundamental difference between the two.

Yeah, I think we only have opossums here and I keep forgetting that a lot of you aren't from around here.

Damn, dirty commies.

HEIL SOVIET CANUCKISTAN.

A Red Panda.

I hate possums. They poo all over our driveway.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...SaturnClay.png
http://www.amonline.net.au/fishes/fi.../pmicrohd2.jpg

Oh... my... GOD!!!

Ewwwwwww.....

Also, that taod that the guy uses in Apocalypto, having one of those around would be awesome.

There's a video of that thing alive in the ocean on the web. It's not nearly as saggy when supported by water.

Is that a Katamari Damacy reference I see? Or not?

I suspect it's this:

I can see why anyone would want one.

An efficieant killing machine right there.

Grr.
It's basically a panda.

What? It's a musteloid! Like weasels and skunks and racoons. Giant Pandas are Ursids.

I'd steal all the white tigers! They are AWESOME...

Uuuuuu, all the white tigers. And would you keep them in your bedroom?

Racoons were mustelids? Meh, guess so. Never gave that particular theory much thought...wasn't aware Red Pandas were that though.

Not serious, but...Silverback Gorillas. Bouncers. Win.

No, mustelids are musteloids, racoons are also musteloids but not mustelids. See?

Mustelidae (badgers and ferrets etc), Mephitidae (skunks and stink badgers), Procyonidae (racoons) and Ailuridae (red pandas) are all in the superfamily Musteloidea.

That's what I meant...I looked it up on wiki afterwards, but couldn't be bothered to edit my post...my mum was telling me to get off the computer then, anyway.

Alot of mustiness going on there.

A coconut crab, if it matters.

Who was it who PMed me about acquiring a coconut crab for a pet?

Me.

Curses.

me want red panda!

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:....camdenschools

I'd steal a baby tortoise so that I could watch it grow up, then leave it my heirs and they could leave it to their heirs and Mister Pokeylope would become a family heirloom.

http://www.livingwilderness.com/wild...t-tortoise.jpg

Plus, tortoises are just awesome.

Mister Pokeylope?

Anyway, Coconut Crabs or pretty much a burglar preventive critter, they're huge as hell, have enormous coconut popping claws, and, while hanging from a rope, would probably be the ultimate gross out animal.

save for that sloppy mess that toxicity posted.

You haven't played Psychonauts. Shame on you.