Ah well, my point still stands at least. I probably fail all the time anyway.

That nonsense you posted right there gets you a warning!


See how much better the world would be if I was a mod? That was just a taste, a tiny nibble of the glory that would be my moderating skills. You are all missing out.

Gee, OANST, you sure are an old GROANST(Grumpy, Rude Old And Not So Tasty). Or maybe you're a MOANST(Mad/Mean Old And Not So Tasty)? Take your pick.

Oh, yeah, and "have a warning, you cocky bastard." Quoted from Rich to you at the last moderator election last year.

I also noticed how you only show up on mod elections or other threads like this. Are you really that desperate for power?

Edit:
At least Old Sezzy is smarter than you.
Argghhh! You disarmed me!

No. 1
I'm obviously screwing around. Do you think I expect to be made a mod while acting as foolishly as I like to do? It isn't my stupidity that makes me think it's possible. It's your own stupidity that makes you think that I think it's possible. Or some such nonsense.

No. B
I have over 2,000 posts. I couldn't possibly have just posted in those threads.

Letter 3
You suck.



Edit: I just noticed your little piece of cowardice. I can still read a little of it, even though you tried to hide it in tiny print. Something about being smarter than me. Well, maybe you are. I don't know you so I can't say for sure. But one thing you might want to work on is this little habit you have of jumping to conclusions about things that are obviously not what you think (or want) them to be. You also might want to be less of a pussy and just say something if you want to say it.

Chickenshit, bitch.

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uhm what exactly are these supposed to be? :p

Heh.....I dunno. I figured that since it's a celebration of Hobo becoming a mod they won't ban me over it. I could be wrong, however.

Anywho, if anyone would like to see how off the target Spirrow's remarks were you can read this thread. Enjoy.



http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=14137

Note to OANST: remarks written in unreadabley small font can be copied and pasted into notepad for actual reading. Thusly,: Let the Hobotyranny commence.

Thanks. I like how it says smarter that you. Really drives the point home. And who is Old Sezzy?

No fucking idea. Guess you won. :D

*gets warned for spam*

One post, second page: Seriously, who gives a f*ck. (Refering to to the mod election thread OANST posted.)

You take everything to seriously. Take a day off. It was just a big joke, obviously.
Whaddaya got da brain of a Neanderthal

Edit:
Wanna know who Sezzy is? Ask a veteran spammer of Vulcher's forum.

• Skillya_Glowi
• Jordan_Boi
• Spirrow

Don't worry mods, we'll be back On-topic after the next 4 posts.

Edit2:
But just to play it safe.
(most graceful voice)
Congradulations, Hobo! I hope you enjoy your mod powers and fight for nothing more than the good of the OWF. We're so happy for you.

Do I really? Cause it seems like here as in the other thread I'm just lightly joking around until some little dipshit who wants to make a name for himself by taking on the big bad oanst decides they have a problem with it. Here's the thing about that whole oanst is a big bad troll thing, though. You little jackasses perpetuate the myth of me. The only time I even get into arguments like this is when I have to set some little punk who decided to attack me straight. And then you all sit around and talk about what an awful troll I am so the next new guy comes into a conversation expecting me to be a total ass and it starts all over again. I double fucking dare you to find a single thread where I went out of my way to attack newbs. I dare you to find a thread where it is one sided jackassery on my part. Find one damn thread where I'm being accused of being a dick and it isn't obviously a joke. Go on. Since you buy into my mythology I'm sure you can find one.

And your post doesn't even make sense.


p.s. I'm leaving work now, so I won't be able to respond to anything you decide to say. Don't think it's because you out witted me or anything. Even though Old Sezzy is smarter that me.

Happy Birthd-Modday, Hobo.

Shame on your sad blunder, OANST.

Edit:
Let's call it a day. F*ck my four-post promise. Back On-Topic, now.
Sorry mods. I'll clean away the evidence.
(cocks rifle)

Jesus christ, what next. You weren't a bad mod last time but I'm not sure about now. Well done I guess. And Spirrow, that is the ultimate of spam. Wtf? :p

Alright guys, that's enough. OANST would be an awesome Mod and wins the argument.


And with that, another thread about me gets closed.

EDIT: I re-opened it to discuss the awesomeness of the calander. OANST, I tip my hat to you.

ah, what awesome calander? I think I saw tat some where...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the forum...

Is all the blaspheming really necessary?

Seriously it got old fast the first time :p

What do you want me to say? I'm Nick Spirrow. I'm da Boss. I'm da Spam King. And Glowi is my Spam Queen.

And to congradulate Hobo-O on his recent success, we of Spammerztm. have decided to provide Hobo with a beautiful new home at the abandoned church. Equipped with a weeks supply of food, a toilet, a poop bucket, a suitcase full of cockroaches, a pot for cooking and relieving yourself, a bucket of shampagne for any chick Hobo decides to bring home, a stuffed bunny, a vase of watered down Coke, a stone turtle to sit his ass on and of course the keys to an old clunker "hoochie mama". But what Hobo is complete without his Handy Headless Hitmen who'll do all his dirty work. And then there's his trusty horse.
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o...ow/AHobo-O.jpg

Here is what that says. Whaddaya got da brain of a Neanderthal

How can you be such an unbelievably weak little pussy that you went back after the whole thing was over and edited your post with tiny print so most people wouldn't even notice it? Do you think that getting the last word in is so important that you are the big winner even if noone hears it?

By the way, if you are talking about my reply to Rich on the second page of that thread Rich knew I was kidding (I hope). It wasn't until Statick started in that we had an actual problem. I mean, come on. Meh, eat my genitals? Who takes that seriously?

No, the last cocky remark I made was:
It said "(cocks rifle)"

Jeezis, why do you always have to keep arguing over unproductive crap.

Old and not so Hobo-Mod for the win!

oh cool, i imagine this to be fun...

well, this place genrally is, very facinating group of people around this neck of the odd.

Oh god, Hobo as SMOD again. I hate that guy so much.
Way to ensure this place's destruction, guys.

Oh wow, I thought OANST died or something. But in a thread about Hobo being recrowned I find out he's still alive. This is like, the best 4 minutes I've ever spent on the forum.

SO banned.

You're repressing our freedom of speech on an internet forum and abusing your powers for your own pleasure! You Nazi. That's right, I went there. You and Peter. Nothing but internet Nazis.

Commie


















:tard:

Well, he's certainly earnt the title!