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Havoc 08-10-2007 04:27 PM

Yes it is, I do it every day and there's nothing wrong with me...

Patrick Vykkers 08-10-2007 04:29 PM

Besides being a probable animal rapist, no.

Mac Sirloin 08-10-2007 06:26 PM

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Ummmmmm...

No offense, but maybe if you're having fantasies like that.. you should take some medicine. Seriously, it's not healthy to fantasize about billions of people dying.

Feckin' eh.

Wait, what? I am agreeing with Pat NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo...

Havoc 08-10-2007 06:31 PM

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Besides being a probable animal rapist, no.

Stop calling me a rapist you child raping homo (AKA priest).

Patrick Vykkers 08-10-2007 07:31 PM

You want to screw animals. Thus, you want to rape.

Salamander 08-10-2007 10:20 PM

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*Big post here*

Best reference ever.

If I was an almighty diety, I would manifest on my own world and be a spiritual leader from there.

Changing the topic.

The argument in that very link is flawed, the author is Christian, the bible tells us that Jesus died on the cross to forgive our sins, God clearly doesn't hate us, so why should this author? After all, they are a follower of God....

Paramite of War 08-11-2007 03:02 AM

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Best reference ever.

If I was an almighty diety, I would manifest on my own world and be a spiritual leader from there.

Changing the topic.

The argument in that very link is flawed, the author is Christian, the bible tells us that Jesus died on the cross to forgive our sins, God clearly doesn't hate us, so why should this author? After all, they are a follower of God....

Cause he follows blindly.

My idea of a perfect country is one where I am dictator..

Havoc 08-11-2007 04:00 AM

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God clearly doesn't hate us

Lol who told you that? :p

Nate 08-11-2007 06:09 AM

Because if he did hate us, we'd all be dead.

Although there have been times when I've wondered whether God just has a very sick sense of humour about us all.

Havoc 08-11-2007 06:16 AM

I'm pretty sure it's the latter :)

Zerox 08-11-2007 07:02 AM

Now, this is a perfect world, don't deny it
 
On a serious note here, I'd do something very similar to Bullet Magnet's idea, but some additional/different things. One thing would be a strict death sentence for crimes, since that would help clear the world out of any possible assholes causing problems, rather than just having them take up space.
We then have one similar planet to Earth. Earth is left by itself with the animals, and no buildings of any sort mostly. The other planet is the human space, though we'll still have a few gardens etc., the animals and wonderful environments remain intact on the other planet, though humans are allowed to visit and explore etc. for holidays, though any littering or anything of harming the natural environment will be strict, harsh punishment, and perhaps death, definitely if you purposefully kill anything, even an ant.
Humans are given nothing by default; however, when you work, we give them special points, and so they can then use these to get decent things such as good houses, games consoles etc., and everything will flow freely. Any power is created through solar panels etc., so no pollution. On Earth, though somewhat limited, genetics etc. you're pretty much free to do what you want. Religion is allowed, though if you try deliberately to convert anyone else, or do any Jehova's witnesses BS, you will be punished severely for first offence, then killed if another offence is committed. Laws are less limited, though any killing will result in death of that person. A family quota of no more than 2 intentional children is allowed, not including adoptions (say, you have triplets, it's not your fault, so that is fine). Drugs are mostly not permitted, though perhaps not things such as alcohol, though then again, if you never tasted alcohol, you'd never find yourself lusting after it. Pets are pretty much do what you want, some species taken purely from Earth and bred, others genetically created and modified, though these are not to go to Earth at all, and you will be killed for such an offence, if purposeful.
On the killing thing, highly complex machines will be created; they will go into the brain and probe for the truth, as lie detectors are not really 100% reliable. If they are found guilty/not guilty, the charge is given.
Both planets are 100% sealed by invisible barriers from space, to prevent nothing coming in, apart from large meteors and other worldly ships, missiles etc. to prevent attack from things such as Patrick's planet. These may be let through under special circumstances, but any people and animals coming in will be highly and closely monitored. Earth and Human Earth are neutral, and are not hostile in any way to other planets.
For materials, special atom technology is used to create substances at will, perhaps even new elements with perfect use for the task. New elements and parts for use are harvested from other things in space, mainly uninhabited moons, planets and perhaps meteors, just to obtain atoms so we can edit them etc., since we can not purely create or destroy atoms. Human waste, both biological and artificial, is also a main source for these atoms for reuse.
In many ways, you can do what you want also. If you want violence, but not in video games, for example, you can obtain special cells which can be grown and cultured into literally mindless organisms, as lifelike or unreal as you want. machines are used to create this, so you could, in theory, create zombies, and use weapon of your choice to kill them. Before this, an extra body is grown, then if you die, the mind and memories are moved into the new, duplicate body, to prevent death from this. Also, new bodies can be made, even with adjustments such as wings etc., perhaps, and even things such as immunity to pain etc, allowing the loony violence things to go on without you suffering yourself. team games can also be played. You could essentially have a 100% real Halo. How awesome.
Food and water are manufactured/grown etc., along with where the atoms are modified, and a third planet solely for this purpose. This is also within the protective shield of the three planets, and the original Earth's moon. Special gravity modding equipment is in place to prevent the new planets affecting each other or the original Earth.

...if you read all that, that's as perfect as it's getting. I doubt you can do much better.
Thoughts?

EDIT: S*it, I had no diea I wrote that much...goddamn.

Bullet Magnet 08-11-2007 02:11 PM

Gah. I was specifically creating a world in which people had the sense not to do anything to make capital punishment necessary, let alone actually consider using it.

Mac Sirloin 08-11-2007 03:05 PM

Remember, God has an amazing sense of humour, just look at the platipus.

Bonus to whoever notices the reference thar^

IloveHammy! 08-11-2007 03:23 PM

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Ummmmmm...

No offense, but maybe if you're having fantasies like that.. you should take some medicine. Seriously, it's not healthy to fantasize about billions of people dying.


It's not a fantasy. It will happen weather you like it or not.

Mac Sirloin 08-11-2007 03:40 PM

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It's not a fantasy. It will happen weather you like it or not.

Thats 'whether.'

And only stupid, immature people can take pride in thinking genocide of those different than them is clever.
Nazi.

Havoc 08-11-2007 03:42 PM

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Remember, God has an amazing sense of humour, just look at the platipus.

I remember reading that somewhere. I think it's somewhere on the forum...

Mac Sirloin 08-11-2007 03:47 PM

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I remember reading that somewhere. I think it's somewhere on the forum...

Actually, its part of the disclaimer at the start of Dogma (A Kevin Smith Movie, I may add.)

used:) 08-11-2007 03:50 PM

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http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/61458609/ Here's what I think of the world.

I still find it funny how you are a conservative, devout Christian but still indulge in the things you indulge in.

Bullet Magnet 08-11-2007 04:11 PM

That is a juxtaposition of sorts. But sinister as it sounds, let's not gang up.

skillya_glowi 08-11-2007 04:58 PM

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http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/61458609/ Here's what I think of the world.


Perhaps you should read my first post in this thread.

Patrick Vykkers 08-11-2007 05:19 PM

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It's not a fantasy. It will happen weather you like it or not.

Yes, it is. A God of love would not logically cause the deaths of billions of people. Unless said God defines love as "psychopathy".

Mac Sirloin 08-11-2007 05:28 PM

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Yes, it is. A God of love would not logically cause the deaths of billions of people. Unless said God defines love as "psychopathy".

Agh! The similair thinking! It burns! Arghrgrhrghargh...(Etc..)

Emo catholics are double Negatives.

Spirrow 08-11-2007 05:37 PM

Wow, this thread was more successful than I thought it would ever be. I just thought people might enjoy letting off some steam that's boiling inside of them and argue over their generally useless points because they know it's not likely to come true.

To put it simply, I would probably have a world where everybody bows down to me or I wipe them from existence. Then eventually I wipe the inferior humans all out and rule with my especially designed superace of humans. Matter of factly, come May 28, 2021, the world as you know it will end.............................................when the aliens attack, of course.

Mac Sirloin 08-11-2007 05:45 PM

Aliens=Al Gore.

Spirrow 08-11-2007 05:52 PM

Al Gore=President Bush...who like Al cares to much about Global Warming to not do anything about it. Mmmm, Global Warming. The future. One possible future.

The above was a joke. Really, Global Warming is a scary thing, of course.

Venks 08-11-2007 05:52 PM

I'd like to see a thread where people show off things they do to make the world better.

Mac Sirloin 08-11-2007 05:54 PM

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I'd like to see a thread where people show off things they do to make the world better.

That...is the first coeherently good idea on this thread.

Spirrow 08-11-2007 05:55 PM

People can do that here. They just choose to wreck things, instead. Now, if you got a problem, then go to bed and think it over.

Mac Sirloin 08-11-2007 05:59 PM

Get rid of currency, replace it with the old ways of giving an item, recieving an item.

Patrick Vykkers 08-11-2007 06:10 PM

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Al Gore=President Bush...who like Al cares to much about Global Warming to not do anything about it. Mmmm, Global Warming. The future. One possible future.

The above was a joke. Really, Global Warming is a scary thing, of course.

Block up volcanoes and increase factory farmings of cows. Go scientific and economic solutions to environmental problems!