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mitsur 06-23-2007 12:33 PM

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Haha. :P I do think that sex should only be within a loving relationship though. I actually can't ever see myself going off with a random person just because I wanted sex.

But it's a personal choice, some people would rather go off and have much sex as possible than wait for love.

- Rexy

Well, yeah. Then you have exp. so it's much better when you have sex with the person you love because you know what you're doing.

There's pros and cons to waiting for love, as there are pros and cons as to being a total slut :D

Alcar 06-23-2007 12:39 PM

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I look forward to you coming to the UK, Peter. ;)

- Rexy

Hehe, I can't wait either :D

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as there are pros and cons as to being a total slut :D

Please elaborate :p

The only con I can think of is being labeled, but living in big cities fixes all that non-sense.

Alcar...

Havoc 06-23-2007 03:23 PM

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I still wait for THE love. And I won't take anything less than that! But mostly, i think my opinion is based on the fact that most girls are unattractive to me. (I'M NOT GAY!) I find that tons of makeup and no brains make a completely unattractive person. But, it's all in your opinion who you like and who you don't, right? Dammit! I gotta find someone as mentally ill as me!

Present!

Tons of make-up and no brains makes me a... wait never mind. Anyway I get exactly what you're saying. All these bimbo's underneath 2 feet of powder isn't anything I would want to stick my equipment into, especialy if they can't even have decent conversation about anything other then clothing and music...

Sex to me, however, is both an entertainment and a love thing. Ofcourse it gets a lot more intimate when you do it with someone you actualy love but that doesn't mean having 'just' sex can't be good too. It also doesn't mean dragging someone off the streets to have sex with, there's a certain level of getting to know him/her involved, ofcourse. But if you are both on the same level of 'just sex and nothing more' then I don't see a problem and happily go along with it :). Besides, if you're halfway lucky that one time thing can actualy get you a girlfriend.

Patrick Vykkers 06-23-2007 03:27 PM

Well, I'm never having sex with other creatures, as I am becoming a Catholic priest and am not a pedophile..

Also, women don't interest me sexually at all in any way.

LadySlig 06-23-2007 03:42 PM

Hmm...well most boys in my age area are stupid, immature apes. (no offense to those around here) So I shall wait untill I'm married . Okay? Theres my opinon...

Venks 06-23-2007 03:46 PM

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Well, I'm never having sex with other creatures, as I am becoming a Catholic priest and am not a pedophile..

Also, women don't interest me sexually at all in any way.

I was about to say something, but then I noticed the '..and am not a pedophile..' part.

Have you never had sex before? Trust me you are missing out on a awesome experience. Seriously though, naked Asian high school twins begging for you wouldn't turn you on? Man chastity just ain't my thing.

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Hmm...well most boys in my age area are stupid, immature apes. (no offense to those around here) So I shall wait untill I'm married . Okay? Theres my opinon...

Good luck.

Patrick Vykkers 06-23-2007 03:50 PM

No, I haven't. I'm bloody 15, for Odd's sake.

Also, I will confess I have a weak spot for female Asian adolescents.

Havoc 06-23-2007 03:56 PM

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Well, I'm never having sex with other creatures, as I am becoming a Catholic priest and am not a pedophile..

Also, women don't interest me sexually at all in any way.

Hahahahahahahaha...

Good one! Seriously! I'm so gonna quote that! Hilarious! Go PV!! HAHAHA!

Patrick Vykkers 06-23-2007 04:06 PM

The nonpedophile thing, or the nonheterosexual thing?

Daxter King 06-23-2007 04:22 PM

Yeah, I'm doing it with the girl that I love. Ofcourse, I might love more than one girl. :D

At any rate, I am gonna wait a while. Marriage doesn't matter much to me on this subject, since if i truly love someone, we will probably get married.

Fortesque13 06-23-2007 04:22 PM

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All these bimbo's underneath 2 feet of powder isn't anything I would want to stick my equipment into, especialy if they can't even have decent conversation about anything other then clothing and music...

You forgot to mention shopping and lines like:"that dress, it's, like, so kooooowll".

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Hmm...well most boys in my age area are stupid, immature apes.

That's what I'd call a d00d. Guys like that party like Alcar (no offense, but you do get drunk a lot, right?) and act as complete "in control" guys. They think they own the place and are so full of themselves.

Havoc 06-23-2007 04:23 PM

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The nonpedophile thing, or the nonheterosexual thing?
The entire post all together. Priceless! Thanks a lot.

Patrick Vykkers 06-23-2007 04:43 PM

Not to spam, but on the topic of sex;

Gretin 06-23-2007 05:05 PM

I intend to wait till marriage, not because of fears of STDs and such, but just because I want to save myself for one person.
I'm probably a bit of a romance freak, :p but I think it would be really special to be able to show that special person that they meant enough to me that I was willing to wait until marriage. And it makes the marriage itself more special too XD

But that clip was hilarious, Patrick Vykkers XD Who would've ever suspected Phleg of such things? Now we know which option he would've selected in this poll :D

Marvak 06-23-2007 05:29 PM

Oh yes, Phleg is one whorish bastard :p Pat, you never cease to amaze me.

Fortesque13 06-23-2007 06:34 PM

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I'm probably a bit of a romance freak

No one is more of a desperate romatic than I am.

But let me put my dongle back in my pants so I don't diddle it around braggingly...

Nate 06-23-2007 06:42 PM

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:)I am a female.

Blame Alcar, for not fixing the gender icons since... about three vBulletin updates ago.

Speaking of which... Alcar, I don't think you're a dirty whore any more. Just that you used to be. And that you haven't slept with me yet :crying:

Leto 06-23-2007 10:55 PM

I really, really hate romanticists.

Just thought I'd say.

Alcar 06-23-2007 10:58 PM

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Blame Alcar, for not fixing the gender icons since... about three vBulletin updates ago.

Speaking of which... Alcar, I don't think you're a dirty whore any more. Just that you used to be. And that you haven't slept with me yet :crying:

I'll get around to the gender icons one day. One day.

True, I have cut down on the sleeping around since last year. But my needs still perk up a lot, and they must be satisfied. Perhaps I'm getting... old. And I haven't slept with Wil, Charlie, Rich or Olivia yet either! There is a queue! :p

Alcar...

Salamander 06-24-2007 01:35 AM

While I do believe in waiting for the right person, my penis has a mind of it's own.

On an unrelated note, does the "Detained by slig security" message still display?

Facsimile 06-24-2007 01:54 AM

Why is there no option for "Ewww..."?

Alcar 06-24-2007 02:02 AM

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On an unrelated note, does the "Detained by slig security" message still display?

I don't actually know.

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Why is there no option for "Ewww..."?

Ta-da!

Alcar...

mitsur 06-24-2007 07:34 AM

So, basically, we have to sleep with you to get a position of authority at OWF?

Devishly sexy as you are, Alcar, I'll have to pass.

Oh, and if I'm right, you forgot to put Ghost in the queue.

Hobo 06-24-2007 09:35 AM

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Well, I'm never having sex with other creatures, as I am becoming a Catholic priest and am not a pedophile..

Also, women don't interest me sexually at all in any way.

You just pwnt yurslf fag.

I love the way all the virgins are like OMG I AM ONLY 15! Where as all us cool [/peer pressure] folk willingly admit to having sex and enjoying it starting from ages 13-18

You guys should get off OWF and get some real hobbies you know. Sex will follow (Especially if you're becoming a boyscout leader!)

Laser 06-24-2007 11:21 AM

For me I would have to say that i haven't actually thought about the idea of having sex before i was 18 (Or maybe 17...;)) but since i'm only 14 i'm void of this subject.
But my friends think want to have sex with someone because they are fit which i disagree on but then again my friends look at too much porn :P
But Porn i think is quite disgusting and most definatally porn which they have a man hving sex with a women.Which i think is truly vile.

OANST 06-24-2007 11:36 AM

I was a little whore when I was in high school but I've been with the same girl for 7 years now and haven't strayed from her. That's probably because I do really love her but the fact that the sex is still great and frequent doesn't hurt either.

She gives a blowjob that would make god cry.

Fortesque13 06-24-2007 11:50 AM

I think there's too much information flowing in public here...

Voodoo Hand 06-24-2007 11:59 AM

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I don't care about anyone's sex lives, as long as it isn't with children, animals, nonconsenting parties, Rosie O'Donnel, Ann Coulter, or if it is adulterous.

Ann Coulter FTW. ( although she can`t talk) :p


What a difference a few years make, the members who were here at 13 to 16
and now are in their 20`s can tell you that the 14 self and the 20 self don`t have a lot in common on how they feel about sex

Hats off to those who will hold out till married, but the odds are against you .
Seems religious conviction, social morals, fear of disease, or whatever have a
tough time when they go head to head with rage`n hormones, peer pressure, confused emotions, often some type of intoxicant , and the big payoff , sexual gratification WOOHOO.

Sex in a loving longterm relationship is it`s own reward, but there is something to be said for a spur-of - the moment, red hot, screaming, wet, sloppy, urgent f@#k .

Religion can part of this too, often one will hear OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD !!! during the sex act , to me that counts as a religious experience.

I would relate some of those" dreaded morning after moments" but they would fit better in " The Most Terrifying Thing you will ever see" thread. ;)

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OANST 06-24-2007 12:05 PM

To Fortesque:
Shouldn't ask if you don't want an answer.


I perform cunnilingus like a pro.

Patrick Vykkers 06-24-2007 01:12 PM

The thought you sticking your tongue into anyone's crevices is too much to bear.

Alright, alright, I sleep with Ariel Sharon. At least metaphorically.