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Nemo 06-25-2007 05:20 AM

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This occured to me in a rage attack while watching a beer commercial that says:"Because men deserve something too". WHAT DO YOU DESERVE!? You already got your wife slaves at home and work bringing you money while you "watch the bloody game"!

Stop assuming we all have wifes, you bastard.

Fortesque13 06-26-2007 12:55 PM

This isn't about wives or women rights! This is about men being egotistic!So egotistic that they think they deserve something more! And I was talking to some of the older chaps and I think I never stated that includes you.

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"I can die a happy teenager now"
Me, when my friend mentioned a joke about my grandpa installing a dsl connection. I wonder what that would turn out like...

Arxryl 06-26-2007 02:44 PM

"Take your sweet ass time because asses are sweet and time is precious." -Me, online last night.-


"Love can easily be given and easily recieved... if given a chance." -Me, also online last night-

Alf Shall Rise 06-26-2007 02:47 PM

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"Take your sweet ass time because asses are sweet and time is precious." -Me, online last night.-


"Love can easily be given and easily recieved... if given a chance." -Me, also online last night-

Oh yea, I remember the first one. Didn't I say it was gold?

Now, lemme think of something...

"Most people say forgive and forget, and I say kill and takes pictures of."

No good? :fuzconf:

Arxryl 06-26-2007 04:43 PM

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Oh yea, I remember the first one. Didn't I say it was gold?

Now, lemme think of something...

"Most people say forgive and forget, and I say kill and takes pictures of."

No good? :fuzconf:

Yes you did say it was gold. And that quote is pretty funny.

Patrick Vykkers 06-27-2007 02:22 PM

You must like the Joker. He did almost the same thing with Barbara Gordon!

OANST 06-27-2007 03:51 PM

Life is like a box feces. No matter how you open it you get shit on your hands.

That was stupid but so was every other post in this thread. At least I have company.

Alf Shall Rise 06-27-2007 04:06 PM

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Life is like a box feces. No matter how you open it you get shit on your hands.

I actually laughed my ass off at that one. :D

Fortesque13 06-30-2007 07:42 PM

This one hit me upside the head like a baseball bat when I was just about to get some sleep (5:40 AM). I noticed I'm making my own rules here.

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I am my own parent and guardian.