[QUOTE=Mutual Friend;300356]Breaking News! From Tuesday.

Man walks into a swanky, suspected Italian-named restaurant whereby he rushes to the kitchens, gains possession of a knife and cuts off his own schlong. QUOTE]

I only had to give him 5 dollars too.

By any chance was this guy drunk?

EDIT:
Wait a second I think he was emo....

n00b. What a n00b. I accualy think he was drunk, lol

Please excuse me, this is off topic, but being 36, I'm not up on internet slang. What's a n00b?

Ouch. What was his point of doing this? If he wasn't drunk, did he do this for...ATTENTION?!
EDIT: @oddjobabe, n00b is either a new person (newb) or an idiot that makes no sense, is as thick as wood, and is a complete loser. For example, almost everyone is a n00b when they first register in a forum. They try to be like everyone else, and for example: that matthew guy.

I hope you get it, and I apologize to matthew for using him as a n00b.

I assume he did it because he's emo....

Someone who spams, uses inccorect grammar, and generally doesn't follow the rules. But since i like that word i use when the occasion arises.

EDIT: wow, alot of people post while i type!

But c'mon, i want to know if he was drunk or not. If he wasn't, *cries*

Oh. My. God.

...Seriously?

A noob is someone who is new to something. It isn't spelled n00b.
Also word of the same meaning are: Newb and Nooby though I may of spelt that last one wrong.
Also are there adult emos?

Incorrect. A newb is someone new to something. A noob is a stupid person, regardless of experience. For a real life example, Barack Obama is a newb to presidency. Noam Chomsky is a noob to politics.

ok id never do that to my penis

Huh.


Well, can I have it pickled then?


(Burial Grounds)

When Im drunk I don't have the sudden urge to lob off my dick.

...You don't?

Well.... Sometimes...