At least he doesn't f*ck Tigers. That's the reason for mankind being wiped out.

Havoc ****ing Tigers. :p

- Rexy

No problem :D.

Seriously! If you want to abort it, there are better methods than kicking your poor wife in the ovaries. Shame on you!

Uh no... Me f*cking tigers would be a reason for some serious pleasure. Not for something to be wiped out except moral standards.

Havoc

Dude if I already got a chick pregnat I wouldn't be talking online. If shes already pregnant I'm gonna ride her like shes goning out of style.

Wait a minute... what?

First you get her pregnant, then you want to kick the baby out of her and now you want to have sex with a 14 year old mexican girl carrying a dead baby? And people say I have problems... :|

Havoc

That's because you f*ck tigers...

- Rexy

Yea but I don't get them pregnant and then kick them in the stomach and have sex with them again...

Havoc

That's not what I've been told...

- Rexy

How else am I gonna get the baby out. Plunger style with no plunger. Thats the way to do it, baby;)

Yeah, because that's just immoral ;).

Stairs are usually effec-wait. So now you want to pull it out with a plunger after you have sex with her?

You were fed mis information. I'll invite you to some sexy time with me and Rajah sometime so you can see for yourself.

Oh come on. Doctors have all kinds of nifty things, including a horse with a rope attatched to it. I swear you'll enjoy the moment where you get to poke that hot iron in the horse's ass.

Havoc

BEST. EVER.

Sorry to interrupt...
 

I'm sorry to interrupt, but I didn't really create this topic to hear about Havoc f***ing tigers.

Bestiality is WRONG, people. WRONG WRONG WRONGITY WRONG.

What'd you know? Maybe he's actually a real god/tiger sent to this world to rule mankind... Or I'm just making stuff up... (although I don't know how can he reply so fast since he's got paws)

Neh it's good. Especially with a tiger it's a lot rougher, tighter and more intense. You should really try it sometime, you won't want it any other way ;).

But yea, getting back on topic might help. Mankind will kill itself indeed.

Havoc

Please, feel free to point me in the direction of these theories, because right now I'm thinking of a thing called the carbon cycle.

Humanity has doomed itself (IMO)

It sure will
 

The mankind sure will wipe itself out! If not, then I'm gonna walk from door to door killing anyone who doesn't think the same way as I do, then throw em in a pit and burn them, and in the end throw a nuclear bomb! Cause I've had enough of idiots I have to stand every single day and see about them on the news and hear them on the radio... (you get my point...)

http://magazine.carleton.ca/2005_Spring/1535.htm

You have a screw loose, my friend. If the idiocy of others, along with your arrogance, is enough to drive you to kill random people, then you should honestly get some help.

Not really
 

I didn't mean that seriously! But I can get like my avatar sometimes... UUUUGGHHH!!! I hate all kinds of nastyness in this world! It makes me mad as hell! That's exactly how I felt at the moment while posting that (usually) not true post.
And it is true...
I do have some screws loose, but my brutality screws are all in place!

Well, if you weren't serious, why didn't you state that instead of making everyone believe you were some emotionally-unstable child?

Not!
 

I'm not a child. I'm actually a mentally mature teenager with the insomniatic complex that makes me nervous (I stay up till 7 am)and my screws turn because of my mp3 headphones that are not compatible with my inner ear structure. As for my avatar, he's quite brutal, but I look up to his partner.

Have you EVER heard of anyone listening to TEKKEN 3 or Oddworld soundtrack on his mp3?
I guess not. That should explain exactly which of my screws are loose...

Whatever you say, dude. And I never said anything about Max's "brutality".

Wait, you look up to a cartoon character?

And yes, I have heard of that. I myself listen to the Oddworld soundtrack as well as many other video game soundtracks from time to time.

This is a most interesting topic to read while listening to Mad World....

Back on topic, I'd preferably have humans all kill themselves in the most spectacular way possible.

Y'know, like a meteor shows up and everyone either goes insane and chaos sows the planet, or everyone desperately converts to a religion (except for Havoc) to save themselves before the end. Or a combo of the two.

Other interesting endings could be a horrible zombie plauge, robots rise up, an ancient curse kills everyone, nuclear war, and so on.

If I had to pick one specific way to kill everyone, though, I'd probably choose something ridiculous, such as everyone suddenly seeing Havoc f*cking tigers in their mind 24/7 or maybe making MoxCo take over the educational system and slowly retarding each succesive generation until he is the only semi-smart person left on Earth. Or Erath. Whatever.

I didn't say anything... I was just making a note... As I like to look up to Sam I listen to every word he says, memorize it, and then baffle everyone in school with my Sam-impersonating under achieved multiply colored lines baked on toast and served with orange juice(LOL-read it fast to make it sound more funny).
And he's not a cartoon character... More of a comic/video game/cartoon character.(you pick)
But I never thought anyone would listen to the same thing I listen to...

EDIT:Forgot to mention one thing:I still play Driver 2 despite the fact that I have a fully functional (ok, maybe not so functional)PC and (a fully functional)PS 2...

Surely abortion is just another form of population control?

I quite disagree; religion may well be the excuse for the end of the human race (though I doubt it, given the increasingly atheistic western world) but if it didn't exist humans would just find a different reason to fight each other.

Yeh
 

I think of Sam&Max as game characters. It's a good game too!
Wanna see what's the game like?
Search on youtube for a cool trailer called:Sam and Max E3 2006 Trailer

We will kill ourselves through our greed and stupidity. I say thank God, humans dont deserve this planet and we should have never been created, as all we do is destroy and take without returning, so maybe I should curse God as He or She made these monsters:Humans

Hey a religious guy which does not agree with everything god does. I honestly say that that's the very first time I see that happening. Go you! :D

Nate: It's not so much about the fighting religious wars but more about the ignorance religion brings along with it. For example; if we would have another great plague kind of epidemic which would quickly start to wipe out half the planet, you just know there's going to be a few idiots saying it's god's will and that we should let it happen. Add that in with a country like America where church and state or no longer two different things and all health services promptly have a stand down order and orders not to do any research to stop the plague. Result: entire country will go extinct, slowly dragging every religious sick guy with them until only less then a tenth of the worlds population is left over who are not stupid enough to want to die for some book and did do some research and found a way to stop it. Then when it's over the remaining people will start a nuclear war over all the countries that have been wiped out and will kill the rest of the population. Then the world will be empty and the second coming of Jezus will come. He'd look around and he'd be like;

"Well damn... DAD! These people are dead too! Take me to the next planet!"

Havoc

Oh, yeah
 

I just remembered something... How could global warming kill us? With theright protection from the sun nothing can happen. Besides, it's better to have a global warming than another ice age...