Possibly.

If a man plays Squash from dawn till dusk, why is America in peril?

A. Well its becuase Roger federer is #1, duh.
Q. Is this a question?

A: ?

Q: Why don't you have a question?

A. Because he completely understood the rules of the game but wanted to be edgy.

Q. Why do I like breasts so much?

Because as a child you were never breast-fed and now you want to regain your inner child.


What if I had an army with me?

You'd be assassinated.
Why do I like reading erotica more than movies recently?

Because Bush means pubes

w00t?

A. No.
Q what happens when my delorean hits 88mph?

You hit a wall and die.

If ice-cream is cold, and Oranges are round, then why did the world explode when i said shweet?

A: I think a more pressing question is, how are you still speaking to me when the world has just exploded?

Q: How is E'l Scrabino still speaking to me when the world has just exploded?

Because you died with me and we're both in the same afterlife server.

If i'm dead and the Earth is gone, then why is mars not the blue planet?

A: Because doesn't want to be.

Q: Why did Hitler and Charlie Chaplin have the same kind of moustache?

Because they're secret lovers.

Explode?

A: Not yet.

Q: You like 'splosions, don't ya?

A: Is that so wrong? :crying:

Q: Could you sniff your eye back in? It's drooping.

If only. Still more pepper to come.

Who wants some boomstick?

Ow right! Gimmie some :D

'Splodey things are kwl... Right?

That depends on a lot of factors.

Q: Why am I posting in a thread with an IQ level as low as this?

Like ya got anything better to do, homeskillet?
Q:If I call you homeskillet will you call me homeslice?

A. Absolutely positively yes.

Q. Why does magic9mushroom brush his teeth with feces?

Because he wants his dog to lick him on his right arm.


Liek, Y R so mny Peplz bshing B00sh? I meen, hez not dum. Lyk, lolzerz. :):):):):):):):):)::::) !!!111!!!!!!!11!!

A: :spam:

Q: Human skulls: a collector's item?

I know this probably counts as spam, seeing as it's not a stupid answer, but I read an article recently that said that Hitler was a huge fan of Chaplin - to the point of inviting him to make movies in the US. So, the article claims, Hitler intentionally styled his moustache to look like the Little Tramp.

K then.

Very much so! *kills sister for skull*

Melon or WaterMelon?

A. MelonWater

Q. If Steve Irwin died, who are crocodiles going to eat?

Your face.

Poisonous fish, or fish made of poison?

A. Poisoin made of fish.
Q. E'l Scrabino or Snuzi?

Hmm.... neither.


Moxco. Executive or... a bag of habaneros?

Aww you didn't pick me :crying:

Moxie

Orange, Apple, Banana, Red, Pink, Green, or Aqua?

Aqua because I like to drink Pepsi.

Is there a master formulator of the stupid questions?