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Bullet Magnet 11-02-2006 06:39 AM

No, they are liable to rise up and overthrow humanity. That is what the robot underclass always does.

Munch's Master 11-02-2006 11:41 AM

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I'm not evil enough. I'm just the sort of person who wouldn't fall to the dark side.

Though Yoda did say that having such an attitude was to be already lost.

I'm evil enough, most likely. My younger cousin is, certainly. He's a manipulative, conning, conniving little sod. He wants to be a movie director, and has the perfect personality for one.

Arxryl 11-02-2006 01:48 PM

something I would want to have real would be the "cut" and "paste" option on paper. Or ms paint on paper. Or "Edit----undo" that is the most used option I have on this computer.

Bullet Magnet 11-02-2006 03:26 PM

A save life feature, so if I screw up, I can reload from when I last saved and do it again. Though knowing me, the last time I saved would have been weeks ago.

magic9mushroom 11-02-2006 04:56 PM

Homo technicus. Enough said.

EDIT: I am evil enough to end the world, but the term is not particularly appropriate given the nature of my evil plans to rule the world.

Bullet Magnet 11-02-2006 05:18 PM

World domination has always been my goal, should the Jedi dream not be fulfilled. My plans grow more elaborate (and feasible) everyday. The walls of my room are plastered with research and possible plan opportunities. It is very organised.

Al the Vykker 11-02-2006 06:59 PM

Lightsabers would be awesome, yet highly impractical. Obviously there would be a lot accidents. Its interesting to look back and see where futuristic movies saw us at our current time. We have so much advanced technology yet we still haven't gone back to the moon, nor started making hover cars a reality. =P

Nate 11-02-2006 08:08 PM

Yeah, I can remember reading books in the mid to late-eighties about what life would be like in the year 2000. Amazingly, the one thing they got right was the one thing I thought was too outlandish, which was the internet.

I want a video-phone-watch.

Al the Vykker 11-02-2006 08:22 PM

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I want a video-phone-watch.

Or an actual hologram receiver for calls or communication! :)

Arxryl 11-02-2006 09:11 PM

I want a sickness to spread to those who have a cell phone glued to their ear 24/7 and those who can 0nlE txt lyk thys. 0mg lol bbQ!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!111

when that day happens.... when that day happens.

Strike Witch 11-02-2006 09:50 PM

Hmm, the first thing I'd do If I took over is clean away all the humans. Then, I'd strip the planet bare to build an Intergalactic fleet, then conquer the Galaxy.

Nate 11-02-2006 10:49 PM

With what? Surely you need to retain some humans as mind-wiped drones to serve as your indomitable force?

Fuzzle Guy 11-05-2006 12:44 AM

Flying DeLorian.

For those long traffic jams you just don't have the "time" for.

Nate 11-05-2006 02:01 AM

Or a flying Ford Anglia...

Arxryl 11-05-2006 07:23 AM

Or a money dispenser. for all your money needs, there's only one name you can call. Moolah-spenso!

(I mean free cash, not coin dispensers you find in arcades.)

Mojo 11-05-2006 11:12 AM

I vote dragons. I wanna have a pet dragon.

Statikk HDM 11-05-2006 12:27 PM

Dragons are far too big. In myths they are usually highly intelligent, too. Have a drake instead.

Mojo 11-06-2006 12:52 PM

No, I prefer a Dragon. Maybe I'll have someone with my intelligence to talk to. [/snob]

Statikk HDM 11-06-2006 12:59 PM

No, I mean they are far too intelligent and powerful to want to be Joe Average's "pet". They would not put up with your shit. You'd either be ignored or killed.

Abeguy 11-06-2006 01:18 PM

Portal gun from Half Life 2: Portal

Bullet Magnet 11-06-2006 02:09 PM

Morph Gun from Ratchet and Clank. Non-lethal and hilarious.

Come to think of it, the Morph Gun (with all the upgrades) from Jak II and 3 would also be cool.

Arxryl 11-06-2006 02:14 PM

Hm. Frozen water. I mean think of it! You could cool down hot drinks with the much cooler water!

I'll call it... Ice! Yeah!

what?....it's already been made?.....Aw Scrab....

Fuzzle Guy 11-07-2006 07:22 AM

That Sheep gun from Ratchet and Clank.

Arxryl 11-07-2006 01:36 PM

A teleportation device to other realities.

I w3ould spend all day going back and forth through the Oddworld, Kingdom Hearts, and Star Wars worlds. and maybe stop for a bit in the Lylat system.

Al the Vykker 11-07-2006 03:48 PM

Teleportation would be amazing indeed. No need for airplanes and most of our modern or mundane forms of transportation.

Fuzzle Guy 11-09-2006 06:21 AM

Universal Remote Control.

Arxryl 11-09-2006 01:37 PM

IF it didn't have that little ability to set preferences.

Fuzzle Guy 11-10-2006 10:35 AM

Of course.

The Emergency Medical hologram from Star Trek Voyager. Imagine, you've been shot, but luckily, you always carry around your portable EMH program in case of the unlikely incident.

Arxryl 11-10-2006 10:41 AM

the ability to summon daedra. walk around town with a minature army.(well, the creatures wouldn't be minature at ALL but...)

Zebulon 11-28-2006 01:15 PM

fuzzle guy, a holodeck is“nt what you need. god, what would shooting them with a machine gun help? instead, ignore them, being a nerd is cool these days for some reason. start working out, lift som weights, respect yourself and take no shit.