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Hobo 10-28-2006 01:54 AM

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Who has the lamest life here?
I say me.
Most interesting thing I did last week? Hear a polka band at a 50th wedding anniversary. The pie that Uncle Jerome brought was delicious.

I do, all it is sex eating sleeping and driving.

Wait. I love life!

Facsimile 10-28-2006 04:24 PM

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I do, all it is sex eating sleeping and driving.

Wait. I love life!

Yeah? Well at least we have commas!

Hobo 11-04-2006 11:34 AM

Damn the one the one thing i can't live without!

I had to remove the commas from the above post to make it make sense:(

Joshy 11-05-2006 02:46 PM

mitsur watch out, dont become a cuddle bitch.

"Cuddle Bitches
cuddle bitch(n) - a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl but gets to have intimate moments with her like cuddling, spooning, or otherwise being affectionate. Usually this will occur in private. She probably considers him a really sweet guy, which is the kiss of death."

And to the original thread poster.
Try to find another girl, there are plenty of fish in the ocean.

OANST 11-05-2006 03:43 PM

I just recommend that you dress all in black and start drawing lines on your wrist with the words cut here underneath them. That'll get you some dirty goth girl in no time.

Statikk HDM 11-05-2006 04:00 PM

Do not preach the ladder to me. I am an apostle of the ladder.

Kamille 11-13-2006 11:51 AM

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I'm going on a date tomorrow.

I have never met the guy.

He could be a freak.

We are going bowling.

Given my level of co-ordination, that could be a very bad idea.

Why am I telling you this?

Ummmm...

I just like the fact that for once my love life is slightly more successful than someone else's.

I had a birthday party once and we went bowling everybody was crying by the end of the day.

rick the mudarcher 11-17-2006 01:33 AM

Update: I forgot to say this but it was a long ditance relationship and i'm starting to get worried cause she hasn't been online since november 10th. though then agian i might jut be paranoid that and i just got back from being a extra in some TV show and i'm exhausted which is most likely clouding my judgement.

Kamille 11-17-2006 02:06 AM

What TV show?

rick the mudarcher 11-17-2006 02:17 AM

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What TV show?

Friday night lights.

Matriar 11-17-2006 08:08 AM

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I found out the girl i love has a boyfriend!

Look... it could be that this boyfriend will have an mysterious accident soon. :crafty:

Bullet Magnet 11-17-2006 09:41 AM

Don't do anything I wouldn't do, SM.

So sure! Do whatever the hell you like.

Statikk HDM 11-17-2006 11:35 AM

JESUS!!!
Everybody here posts way too much. 1600 posts and you haven't even been here a year? Goddamn!
Is that Friday Night Lights show any good? Never had a chance to watch it, but I've heard its all right.

Facsimile 11-18-2006 01:00 AM

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JESUS!!!
Everybody here posts way too much. 1600 posts and you haven't even been here a year? Goddamn!

Holy crap, that is scary. And it's not like this place will be winning any awards for 'most active and interesting forum' anytime soon, so what exactly is there to post about?

rick the mudarcher 11-18-2006 02:08 PM

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JESUS!!!
Everybody here posts way too much. 1600 posts and you haven't even been here a year? Goddamn!
Is that Friday Night Lights show any good? Never had a chance to watch it, but I've heard its all right.

Meh i havn't had a chance to watch it though it did not look to interesting judging by the scenes i was a extra in.(For those asking why was i a extra in a show i don't even watch it's because i got paid alot for doing hardly anything.)

Creepy Doc 11-22-2006 10:33 AM

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I found out the girl i love has a boyfriend!

Okay, then you have to wait for one year now. If you still love her then... and she has still that stupid boyfriend then... uhhh... kill him! :chairhit:

Well, I never was a good adviser for that kind of matter.

Matriar 11-22-2006 10:41 AM

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JESUS!!!
Everybody here posts way too much. 1600 posts and you haven't even been here a year? Goddamn!

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Holy crap, that is scary. And it's not like this place will be winning any awards for 'most active and interesting forum' anytime soon, so what exactly is there to post about?

Hey, do you guys have any problems with me?
I always do what I want.

Statikk HDM 11-22-2006 12:05 PM

Yeah, I'm jealous. There, I said it.
Quality, not quantity, n00bian.
/girth, not length.

Bonedust 11-22-2006 12:28 PM

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I just recommend that you dress all in black and start drawing lines on your wrist with the words cut here underneath them. That'll get you some dirty goth girl in no time.

Have you forgotten that Goths can't enjoy life they just sit around thinking that the world hates them.So if he got a goth girlfriend he wouldn't express any emotions durring the time and he couldn't even enjoy having a goth girlfriend.
How about giving her boyfriend a copper wire necklace?

Statikk HDM 11-22-2006 12:36 PM

Is it wrong that I immediately thought of garroting or electrocution when I read the copper wire necklace thing?
Show him he's a man in the way only a woman can.
http://www.strategos.com/articles/wh...asher_seco.jpg
Do his laundry.

Bonedust 11-22-2006 12:39 PM

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Is it wrong that I immediately thought of garroting or electrocution when I read the copper wire necklace thing?

I ment strangling him but electrocution works too.

Bullet Magnet 11-22-2006 02:51 PM

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Have you forgotten that Goths can't enjoy life they just sit around thinking that the world hates them.

I think you're thinking of emos (whatever the hell they are). The goths I've met have been pretty cool and funny.

Matriar 11-23-2006 01:43 AM

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Quality, not quantity, n00bian.
/girth, not length.

Currently, I have to keep up with three threads. Two art threads, one fan fiction and one thread about self-made screenshots with very good quality where you'll never find somewhere else than here by me only. Some months ago, I kept up with two more screenshot threads with pretty good quality too, which got a lot of views at last.
Well, the rest of my messages are feedbacks to the different artists about their pictures and also, feedbacks to fan fictions of them.
Sometimes I gave new members a warm welcome.
And sometimes I shared my thoughts in some different threads where I felt constrained to do.

There's more quality than you think it is.

So put a cork in it if you don't find a real reason to fight with me!

Bullet Magnet 11-23-2006 05:55 AM

Hell, I'm on 1300 posts, and I've had no threads to maintain recently.

Statikk HDM 11-23-2006 06:48 AM

Just razzing yah. Chill out.

Facsimile 11-23-2006 04:37 PM

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Hey, do you guys have any problems with me?
I always do what I want.

... LOL.
Okay.

Matriar 11-24-2006 01:08 AM

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Just razzing yah. Chill out.

Hey, it's okay. I just wanted to tell you that I'm not a "n00bian" anymore. :)




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... LOL.
Okay.

... LOL.
Shut up.

Bullet Magnet 11-24-2006 02:35 AM

Apparently she does get angry...

Kidding, SM! :dead:

Matriar 11-24-2006 08:44 AM

Aww, c'mon... I rarely get really angry so don't worry, guys. :) I was just kidding.

Arxryl 11-24-2006 09:36 AM

What a spam fest This turned out to be! Wait, wrong forum...

Anyways, rpelying to the creator of the topic, keep yourself open. Don't wait for this person if someone else interests you. And don't forget, murphy's law works on your crush too so they mgiht lose their boy friend to them being a total Dick. (not the short-handed way of speaking about someone named richard.)

and Good job stranger's maid for getting 1,000 posts in under a year! Woot!