Oh crap. Let's not let this become a No. 1 Fan war. Let's just say you come from completely different universes where both your claims are true.

Besides, I am the biggest Half-Life fan on the forums :p

Yeah, I like that idea. I would say I'm the bigger Half-Life fan, but I come from a different universe so it doesn't matter.
Now to altar your people's internal organs, drain your planet's oceans via teleporter, and use animals as weapons.

I never played Half-Life, you guys are making me feel like I missed out on something great! =(

Yes, in this universe, I suppose you are. *end patronizing tone* ;)

I don't want to make this into a fan-off. If you guys have seen The Colbert Report where they do a story on the town getting rid of bald eagles, you'll know what I mean.

And Nemo, I can provide that diesel-powered levitation, teleporter, and genetic-manipliation gear all free of charge. Of course, that's only if you invite me to tea-party.

Oh yeah, and if you want, I can probably get you a HL signature.

I'd actually like to see what I can make before I ask for help.

Quite a bit late (as always.. sigh), but many, many welcomes to you. Nice personality you've got there. Make sure to post in OT sometime!

I must admit, however, that I do not know the song you mentioned, so I will therefore imagine a tiny clown fish every time I see your name. ;)

Except this clown fish is actually cool.