Don't you work at a playschool? That ain't whipped cream for sure!

Meh. I should be banned.

Yeah i read girly magazines, but i must add i read them WITH my girlfriend. Which decreases the fag factor by about 300 points.

Exactly. Like anyone would watch Fox News expecting serious, unbiased, and respectable journalism. :rolleyes:

Fox News is the funniest thing on television at 8 in the morning. No joke.

As for the energy drink thing, it's just a bunch of overpriced placebos. Drink enough Coke and you'll get the same effect. If you think that pinch of ginseng, taurine, or "guanamawhatchamacallit" is actually helping you in any way, you're crazy. It's the caffeine, silly.

I pay the extra few cents for energy drinks because the SoBe ones are delicious. No Fear, No Fear Gold, and Adrenaline Rush FTW. Sugar-Free Red Bull ain't bad either.

Before Sobe went big in Wisconsin you could walk into just about any gas station, plunk down about 2 bucks, and the whole family could be drinking and collecting Sobe bottles. Good times.
/Do you want to touch my Lizard?

I actually drink sobe because it's seriously good. I never get pumped up from drinking it. High sugar tolerance I guess? >_> (Sobe gold > all)

The only energy drink for me is STEVEN SEAGUL'S LIGHTNING BOLT:ROOT BEER RUSH!!. It fills me with the energy I need to punch out my grandma!DRink it, NOW!

This post brought to you by Steven Seagul's Lightning Bolt brand energy drink. :)

My total love of VeggieTales.

Seagal makes an energy drink?
Howzabout this for guilty pleasure: Michael Bolton.
Oh God, please don't tell anybody.

Sitting alone in the dark playing videogames while eating whoppers.And I talk to my pet iguana.I also hit myself in the nads with a rubber mallet.

Wow, and I thought joking about liking Michael Bolton was a little over the top. As long as its Whopper Wednesday I'm okay with it.

I don't think it is. Maybe if you're hypo kid. Coke has never made me more alert or woken me up.

Anyway, I don't think I have any guilty pleasures.

Me either. One can isn't going to make a noticeable difference. That's why I said "drink enough of it." Friends of mine have gone on Coke-fueled all-nighters. I know that I've survived many a lan party thanks to caffeinated drinks.

I personally wouldn't try the Coke thing myself, though. I don't like Coke that much, plus I don't want to mess around with caffeine. If I'm planning on staying up for an obscene period of time, I'm not going to drink a soft drink. I'm going to drink gross amounts of something that will probably give me heart failure thirty years down the road.

But really, the only thing in energy drinks that effects your body is the insane amount of caffeine. Spare me the holistic herbs and bull crap.

I actually don't feel guilt over things that give me the most pleasure.. even when I probably should feel a little guilty.

But for some little things:
~All things chocolatey, sugary, sweet and artery-clogging. My taste buds have no conscience. I eat waaay too much junk food.
~Wasting money on all kinds of useless knick-knacks. I still buy old Lisa Frank products on ebay and weird figurines and whatnot are all over my house and dorm. For instance, I have a crazy cat lady action figure that comes complete with her own set of half a dozen cats or so. $12 down the drain. But so, so worth it.

EDIT: That would actually be a very guilty pleasure of mine. Along with lots of other embarassing lovey song stuffs.

Hehehe... I didn't know you like Michael Bolton.

*poke*

Duuuude. Are you serious? I made you listen to a song and said it made me think of you. I guess I'll have to refresh your memory by doing that again!

Which leads me to another guilty pleasure: Doing semi-annoying but extremely cute things to you. :kiss:

I love Michael Jackson, that is black Michael Jackson.

Trust me, you DON'T want to know what my guilty pleasures are. Unless you have a death wish, that is.

Calling people I don't know "gorgeous"; "handsome"; "cutie"; etc. I love watching their faces go :| [it makes me giggle].

- Rexy

Pricktease.

Dammit, I hate that.
You should feel guilty.

Hah, nice. I'd have to say that one for myself too. Who doesn't love Thriller?

Adding on to my spending money on useless junk, I'll admit that Hot Topic owns quite a portion of my soul. I know, I know. I am a consumer whore.

...And how!

I also recently bought a crap load of sea-monkey supplies.

Veal :hungry:


Joking! I can't really think of anything I do that I feel guilty about. Nothing I've done so far, anyway.

Omg seamonkeys! When I was younger I had those in abundance. Seamonkey watches were deliciously evil, as it was a race against time to keep them alive before shakage killed them. I once had a seamonkey tank and completely filled it with the food so the water was murkylooking, left it in my shed and forgot about it. Found it a few years back again, and no joke, they were about an inch big, there was 5 of them, and they looked really really scary.

*Furbys. Quite possibley because of my love of Gremlins from an early age. I can just never resist poking their new little rubber beaks.
*An Albatross.
*Molesting roadkill.
*Watching infomercials.

I've eaten roadkill, as anyoneone who has endured my earliest posts will know. Pheasants. Mmmm.

Should I feel guilty? i didn't kill them, they were dead when I found them... Is that not the same as buying them in a store? I suppose they would be dead either way, they weren't bred for human consumption, and lived wild. When gutting them, you learn this, if nothing else: pheasants sure love acorns.

Do you have a picture of the seamonkeys?I would love to see one.Dead animal sodomy sounds like something I want to try.

......?


I like Transformers.
Go me.
My current transformers:
BW Scorponok, BW Snapper ,BW Powerpinch, Armada Street action team, Energon Battle Ravage, Energon Starscream, Energon Jetfire, MP Optimus Prime, Cybertron Vector Prime, Cybertron Undermine, Cybertron Ransack, and Cybertron Lugnutz.

hee.

That is amazing.. Holy crap, you should have never disposed of them. Although that does indeed sound rather scary.

Ah, a new guilty pleasure for me. I'm one of those people who would never ever rent a porn video, yet I just did with a bunch of my friends. Pirates is THE most expensive porn movie ever made. And it was shot right here on a pirate ship replica in my new city. It's got some references to Pirates of the Caribbean and the producers passed it off to the replica's owners as just a PG-13 comedy and whatnot. They were quite pissed when they found out that it was a porno. And apparently, it was such a hit that they cut out like an hour of the pornography to make an R rated version, that has a slighted better plot to porn ratio. Or something. Hilarity shall ensue tomorrow.

I just love a description of a porn film that has a spoiler warning to warn you that reading further may spoil the plot.

you guys are wild and crazy, but I like transformers and porn too oh and the vacuum thing is fun

Transformers... Porn... Vacuum... All in one sentence? I'm supposed to be the weird one around here! :(

I'm wierderer, Havoc. ;)