I love red tea and green tea. And jasmine tea. And black tea, and oolong tea, and iced tea. I only drink red and green regularly though. I like my red strong and milky, and my green weak and laid back. ;)

I can't stand coffee. Hate the smell, despise the taste.

I don't drink either. I don't like the idea of hot liquids.

Maybe you just got the wrong first impression. Was it instant coffee? Because instant coffee, no matter in which form, is disgusting. It just tastes sour and watery, no matter how strong you (attempt to) make it. Ew.

Actually, it was and is, so I'll bear that in mind any time I'm tempted to bad mouth coffee in the future. But I won't go out of my way to try anything little more genuine.