Crank is what Snakes on a Plane should have been. Not trying to tread the line between homage, cheese, AND action, just insane action from start to finish. Go see this movie if you enjoyed Snakes on a Plane.

Oh, come on! There are NO spoilers for this film. The title says it all, nothing anybody could possibly say would in anyway 'spoil' this piece o' crap film.

Man sees murder>goes on plane>snakes released to kill him before he testifies>they land safe and sound.

Hurrah!

Why on earth haven't you started a new thread to say this?

Dammit, I can never tell when you're being serious or not.
Go see this movie with your friends, though. The movie kicks serious ass.

I just went in to our local cinema and asked when it would be coming and the manager said "About a week and a half. Wait, I mean a mother****in' week and a half!"
I was laughing all the way home.