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Ninjaxe 06-19-2006 06:57 AM

I don't think his gf would be that stupid. If I did that I'll get more than slap. I'll be kicked back to HK. Put yourself in that position of the girl.

Would you do a threesome with a bloke that had million clicks on a website? It sounds crazy....probably he started it and the girl sad: 'Yeah, do what you like?' *and walks off*

Nath 06-19-2006 10:56 AM

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I have a feeling he'd have a better idea than you would.

Why do you think this bloke is cocky anyway? Because he's going to get a threesome?

This site isn't a waste of space, it's a bit of humour. Lighten up you sad bastards

LOL

Facsimile 06-19-2006 09:56 PM

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I have a feeling he'd have a better idea than you would.

Why do you think this bloke is cocky anyway? Because he's going to get a threesome?

This site isn't a waste of space, it's a bit of humour. Lighten up you sad bastards

I never thought I would be agreeing with you but here I go...

Leto 06-20-2006 10:37 PM

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This site isn't a waste of space, it's a bit of humour. Lighten up you sad bastards
**** you, it's sad how promiscuous people are these days.

Slig_Cake 06-21-2006 02:13 AM

Who cares? Is it going to affect your grandchildren?

Bullet Magnet 06-21-2006 02:33 AM

He's reached 5 mil...

Ninjaxe 06-21-2006 03:16 AM

*Looks back at my previous thread*

You really think she would do it because 5million clicks on a site. If she does, how sad? how very sad...how low can you get? :p In which I doubt very much. Girls want to feel loved (or liked as I been told O_o) loved is inappropriate sometimes. Due to fact being gf/bf... apparently its too deep...okay slightly off topic.

So in saying this...having another girl could lead some unexpected understanding. Being a gf to him is a ultimate scarfice already. Having another. *worse case scienario* its her best friend or some random stranger.

Slig_Cake 06-21-2006 04:00 AM

No offence, but some of you sound like you've never had a girlfriend. The way I've seen it, they've probaly known eachother for a while and she trusts him enough to do this with him because she knows he's not just going to do it and ditch her later. I don't think she's going to do it because he managed to accomplish his task, she probaly just got him to do that as a betting joke.

I don't think she has too much of a problem actually having a threesome with him.

Ninjaxe 06-21-2006 05:20 AM

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No offence, but some of you sound like you've never had a girlfriend. The way I've seen it, they've probaly known eachother for a while and she trusts him enough to do this with him because she knows he's not just going to do it and ditch her later. I don't think she's going to do it because he managed to accomplish his task, she probaly just got him to do that as a betting joke.

I don't think she has too much of a problem actually having a threesome with him.

strictly I am totally affended by that remirk. Believe it!! I do have a girl friend. Funny though that she is japanese girl whom migrated here for a long time at the age of 3 I think.

In my high school years...I still wished that I see the my long lost girlfriend. Lost her by change in University. She went to Cambridge(-__-)

:lol: your making it sound that she was using him. :lol: (sigh) hate it when that happens!!!

Slig_Cake 06-21-2006 05:40 AM

Yes...that's very interesting...

Now can you explain in your next post why you think the whole threesome thing is such a big drama (which was the point of my post in the first place)

Ninjaxe 06-21-2006 06:29 AM

The whole point of my big drama is that girls don't do that kinda of thing....unless that being girl like girl kinda thing. The world is corrupt, what can I say to that.

Yeah, I being a little faced in this situation. I just want to put across....from what I heard is not first thing on their minds when been together so long. I haven't been a long relationship myself. Coming onto 3 yrs with jap girl. but I heard friends who have. Even married :eeek: Threesome is a boy's fantasy and it is one fixed relationships. Lead not into tempation so don't it:chairhit:Doesn't the soaps show you anything. Neighbours, Home and Away etc. :D yet again I don't watch them. These awkard situation always end up in a mess!!!

Kimon 06-21-2006 09:43 AM

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Who cares? Is it going to affect your grandchildren?

Ummm... most likely.

Well, he did it. That was fast.

Statikk HDM 06-21-2006 11:05 AM

So, the hornball managed to do it, huh?
Hmm, I'd just as soon get more sex from the wife than bring a 3rd party into it.
O times! O Mores!

used:) 06-21-2006 11:43 AM

Hmm, in only a week he managed to jump from 1 mil to 5 mil.

Cyber-Slig 06-21-2006 12:08 PM

Course he was bound to do it. People just underestimate the internet, thinking that 5, 000, 000 is loads. The last one had like several months to complete it too, and managed to do it. Really, if people wanted to actually make it a challenge they'd set it to something like 3 days.

Statikk HDM 06-21-2006 03:28 PM

Do you think we'll see a sequel to this?
"Come on guys, hook a brother up! Only 7 million hits and I get to Eiffel Tower her with my homeboy Jeff dressed up like Tanto and the Lone Ranger in a kiddie pool filled with butterscotch pudding while a midget videotapes!"

Leto 06-21-2006 08:37 PM

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Who cares? Is it going to affect your grandchildren?
It will, actually. As people get more and more promiscuous, and children are discovering sex at an earlier age, I foresee pedophilia and child prostitution becoming a more common practice.

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No offence, but some of you sound like you've never had a girlfriend. The way I've seen it, they've probaly known eachother for a while and she trusts him enough to do this with him because she knows he's not just going to do it and ditch her later. I don't think she's going to do it because he managed to accomplish his task, she probaly just got him to do that as a betting joke.
Seems someone is the mature bigman of the forums... Tell me Doctor, what does a threesome accomplish except a spot of fun? Why **** two people when one can do the job fine?

Facsimile 06-21-2006 09:04 PM

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Seems someone is the mature bigman of the forums... Tell me Doctor, what does a threesome accomplish except a spot of fun?

Nothing. So what's wrong with that? Is fun wrong?

Havoc 06-22-2006 12:16 AM

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Seems someone is the mature bigman of the forums... Tell me Doctor, what does a threesome accomplish except a spot of fun? Why **** two people when one can do the job fine?

Because sex can be fun as well. But you'll figure that out when you experience it someday. ;)

T-nex 06-22-2006 03:00 AM

I just don't find this kind of humor remotely funny. That's all. It's not like i spend hours being frustrated by this., If the guy succeed, fine... :-/ But it didn't even provoke a smile from me.

Wil 06-22-2006 06:01 AM

Good for him. At least now I can say I was part of it. I'd just like to QFT everything Facs has said

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It will, actually. As people get more and more promiscuous, and children are discovering sex at an earlier age, I foresee pedophilia and child prostitution becoming a more common practice.

I can't agree with that. Increased promiscuity doesn't lead to increased paedophilia. Sexualisation of children leads to increased paedophilia. Besides, is it even promiscuous if his partner is both consenting and involved?

Statikk HDM 06-22-2006 08:08 AM

Did some of you ever stop and think
"Maybe this girl wasn't pig ignorant about the nature of the internet and WANTED to swing."?
And how does this increase pedophilia again? For the record I think this board is obsessed with it and it is a little disturbing. Before I go, two things.
HELP SCREECH DAMMIT!!!
Eiff-EL Tow-ER.

Havoc 06-22-2006 09:06 AM

Pedophilia as a result of some guy wanting to get 5 million hits on a webpage so his girl will do a threesome with him.

Someone explain the link to me because IT'S BULLFECES!

T-nex 06-22-2006 11:27 AM

lol... There is no link. Porn and sex-related stuff has always been on the internet. I don't see how this kind of site could contribute to peadophilia.

Leto 06-22-2006 07:50 PM

Pedophilia increase:
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children are discovering sex at an earlier age
How the **** did you guys get the other idea? :confused:

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Because sex can be fun as well. But you'll figure that out when you experience it someday. ;)
I have had it, chap. Just the more I think about it the more I think sex is a vile thing.

Buh, I really can't be bothered arguing.

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Slig_Cake 06-23-2006 04:23 AM

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It will, actually. As people get more and more promiscuous, and children are discovering sex at an earlier age, I foresee pedophilia and child prostitution becoming a more common practice.

Unless the political party in the Netherlands succeeds, I don't think we'll ever see child prostitution becoming a reality.


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Why **** two people when one can do the job fine?

Why not?

Statikk HDM 06-23-2006 08:54 AM

Because not satisfying one woman should be enough for you, Slig Cake?
Joking, I'm sure your dick is the size of a well sated corn snake, hell, rat snake and positively pneumatic.
Still, I wouldn't do it, too weird.
Kids aren't discovering sex at an earlier age, haventcha ever played "Show me yours I'll show mine"? Happens all the time.

Leto 06-23-2006 04:39 PM

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Unless the political party in the Netherlands succeeds, I don't think we'll ever see child prostitution becoming a reality.
Pfft, that's the Netherlands. I mean the world, child. And it's not crazy pedos making it a reality, it's the sluts themselves. Children of 6 dressing all preppy and such. When people from my generation were 6, I'm quite sure we weren't wearing levis and holding handbags.

Now I'm not going to keep you, I'm sure someones blowing you under that desk.

Slig_Cake 06-24-2006 01:37 AM

Nah unfortunatly the bitch is at the vet. I've run out of peanut butter anyway ;)

Statikk HDM 06-24-2006 07:13 AM

Top effin' shelf!
Dressing, preppy, like what, cargos and a polo shirt? If thats slutty than I'm a nickel gigolo!
Oh wait...