ooh, i had this great idea: how about we make more parts to glukinator's song we will eat you
buddy you're a gabbit just fishin' out of habit when a vykker comes along going fishin' for you you'll get your eggs in a can, your lungs are transplants your race is so cute they'll have to kill the whole clan. we will, we will eat you! we will, we will eat you! :D |
Uh, I'm speechless. This all to good.
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Heres one.
A rip from that eat alot of peaches song. Movin to oddworld gonna eat a lot of meeches movin to oddworld gonna eat alot of meeches meech juice in a can or strait from the frying pan Im gonna eat alot of meeches. |
They are all really good!!! Well done, maybe I'll think of one!
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That's right, it's Karaoke Night at Alf's Rehab again, so give it up for our very own: Abe and Munch!
Munch: So are we gonna sing a song or what? Alf: I’ve got an idea. Munch: Oh, you’ve got an idea? Alf: Why don’t you an’ Stitchlips do Me And My Gabbit? Abe: Well I’m not sure I know all the words, but I’m game. Me and My Gabbit (Me and My Shadow) [MUSIC BEGINS] Munch: Well let’s try it once. Just for fun. Do you wanna start it? Abe: Okay, you be the Gabbit. Munch: I am a Gabbit! Like the Wolvarks cling to the wall Like the searex stays with the sea Like you'll never get rid of your Gabbit Abe, you'll never get rid of me Let all the others cry and cuss Whatever happens, we've got us. (Me and my Gabbit) We're closer than Munchies were to their meech We're closer than jaws of a great dirty fleech (Stay away from SoulStorm Brew) Together there aint nothing’ we cannot reach Closer than a snoozer to it’s shocking bruiser (Me and my Gabbit) We're closer than spoocebows to mud archers’ arms We're closer than Molluck was to Rupture Farms Not a slog can bust this team in two We stick together like poo And when it's feeding time That's when we rise Our bites do sting Go for their eyes! Our songs don't rhyme Nothing but lies They ring-a-ding-schwing! Asses in gear! (Me and my Gabbit) And now to repeat what I said at the start They'll need a large bonesaw to grind us apart He is grey but I am blue Before we get finished, we'll both be outlawed We'll drop in at Necrum, and make the scrabs roar We'll wind up at Alfie's for rehab and more Life is gonna be we-wow-whee! (Here comes the party!) For my Gabbit and me! Say Abe? What is it, Munch? Do me a favor? What do you want, now? Would you mind taking it, just one more time? From the top? No! From the ending! Okey dokey. So many places, that we will soon be We'll drop in at FeeCo, ‘coz I need to pee But wind up at Alfie's, for rehab and tea Life is gonna be we-wow-whee! (Wow!) For my Gabbit and me! Abe? Oh, forget it Munch. |
thats is so cool it blew my little piddly song right out of the water.
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i still can't stop laughing.
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That's dang funny!
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That is hilarious! I bet it took ages to think up!
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You'd think so... but I did most in an hour, including lyric research.
Hmm. That makes me sound like a conceited polyp. Oh well. |
more! more! encore! bravo! *will somebody add on to 'we will eat you' alraedy? sheesh.*
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Sorry it's been so long since I last did one of these. Okay, so this is just a warm up.
Hmm. I think I'll change tack, and do a bit of James Blunt. Abe’s Vision (Wise Men) Weirdos said to me, "Scrubs that cannot see, Have been digging up the bones of the dead. When Gluks came down to Necrum, Found graves and wrecked ‘em, For all the bones that they could find, Now that muds escape with you, Have been freed by you, And now they know that Rupture’s gone, And they're really satisfied with what they've done, They were three bad Gluks and now they think they’ve won." Look who's lost bones now, It's not me. It's not me. These three Weirdos, They've got a mission now for me. Glukkon’s mine our Necrum bastion, We can’t allow! They’re in trouble now, They will soon know, To mess with ghosts will only bring them woe, They’re just, greedy li’l bastards in their fancy dress, But when we’re done, they will be in a mess, But they didn’t know what we knew, What our people can do, And soon they’ll know there's no way out, So much more to do, the night is young, They were three dumb Gluks behind their sligs and guns. Look who's got bones now, Better flee. Better flee. Those three bad Gluks, They've got an evil Brewery. Got to ask yourself the question, Shut it down how? Got to ask yourself the question, Shut it down how? What d'you think? Still got it? |
woot! nice one!(even though i don't even know which song that is) ya still got it! can you make another part to 'we will eat you' ? i ran out of ideas that don't have a pattern or sound too babyish. the song seems like it needs more verses. just a suggestion.
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You haven't heard Three Wise Men by James Blunt? Excellent song. I'll work on the We Will Eat You verse. But in the meantime:
Abe’s Grisly Discovery, to a ridiculously inappropriate tempo (Suddenly I see) The screen has a chart of the Farms Has a chart of the Farms The Gluks all look quite alarmed All look quite alarmed But Molluck has an air of overriding confidence The managing directors find the effects quite immense He has a calm And held captivated in his palm (so to speak) Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see) That the Farms is low on meat Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see) I can’t stand still, I really need to pee. You can see he’s a capable man He’s a capable man I can hear there’s an excellent plan There’s an excellent plan The screen flicks to the most disgusting image I have seen It appears to be the severed head of one of my colleagues I’m terrified Nay, I was bloody freaking petrified Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see) This ain’t what I wanna be Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see) Now I know I be set free! The New ‘n’ Tasty Treat It turns out to be me They’ll grind us into meaty foods and sell on cheap Oh it makes me feel like I should get away Long way away And get the power to flee The power to live The power to free Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see) That the rest I’ll have to free Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see) Why the hell did fate have to pick me? |
i'm in tears!!!*sob* i wrote a whole song in advanced mode and when i clicked the post button...it deleted the whole song and said that the post had to be longer than one character!!! it was at least 400 or more!!! (can i get the permission to start cursing my ass off!!!) *sob, sniff* it was a parody of the parody 'eat it by weird al'! a masterpiece i tell you! several other pricless posts including over seven chapters of my fic have been lost this way! can somebody please tell me what's going on? please?
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Lament for Scrab Queen (Goodbye my Lover)
Goodbye my lyrics. Goodbye my song. You were almost done. You were almost done it’s true. Goodbye my lyrics. Goodbye my song. You were almost done. You were almost done it’s true. Okay, enough of that silliness. That really sucks, Scrab Queen. That's why I always right my fiction and poems in Word first, as that has happened to me before. Surely you can remember some of it? I usually can when I've written it out once before. In the meantime, here's my verse of We Will Eat You. Buddy, we've had paramite and we've had scrab too, We even put the slaves into our SoulStorm Brew. Now this outlaw turd, Gave me his word, Clakkerz taste great so let's go chop up some birds! We will we will eat you! We will we will eat you! Guitar solo! |
fan-glukkin'-tastic! oh, crap. that verse you made makes me feel like singing 'kyles mom is a :)' song. cool. i feel so crazy as to ask if i can post the lyrics to it. oh, well. here is the priceless work of art I was talking about:
the parody of a parody ( Eat it by Weird Al Yankovic) How come you're always such a fussy young mud Don't want no Meech Munchies, don't want no Elum Chub Don't you know that other muds are starving in da' slave hub So eat it, just eat it Don't want to shoot you, don't want to debate Don't want to hear about what kind of meat you hate You won't get no slurg sundae 'till you clean off your plate So eat it Don't you tell me you're full Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself a Scrab egg and beat it Have some more Elum, some Paramite Pie Doesn't matter if it's pre-digested or fried Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Your cafetieria manners are a cryin' shame Don't play with your food unless it's playing with you Now, if you starve to death you'll have the slig to blame So eat it, just eat it You better listen, better do what you're told You haven't even touched your Sloggie casserole You better chow down or it's gonna get more mold So eat it I don't care if you're full Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Open up your mouth parts and eat it Have some more Elum, have some more Scrab It doesn't matter if it's eating YOU or canned Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don't you make me repeat it Have a fried scrab claw, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you (didn't) have for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it If it's getting mold, quick! eat it! Have a big dinner, have a light snack If you don't like it, you can eat crap Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself a Mud and beat em' (oh odd) Have some more Scrab Cake, Paramite Pie It doesn't matter if it's pre-chewed or fried Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don't you make me repeat it (oh no) Have some Fleech Stir Fry, add spooce for crunch It doesn't matter that you didn't have lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it my odd! I cant believe i remembered the whole thing! |
I do love that old Wierd Al track. As much as I love this one. Nice job, Scrab Queen!
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Great!Glukinator and Bullet Magnet are gifted from God!
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Well, thread has been resurrected, I guess I might post my piece :) No, it ain't that good, so sue me. It probably isn't worth looking at if you don't know the song, but surely everyone's heard Enter Sandman at some point!
ENTER BIGBRO [Enter Sandman, Metallica] (To be played on a guitar by a Big Bro Slig :p) Say your prayers little one, I just found my gun, Gonna' kill everyone, Crush you down, under-foot, Keep you lying still, While I re-load! Scrub, just don't you dare move, Or you'll eat my ammo! B-I-I-G Bro, BLI-I-TZPACKER! Pick - you - up, Throw you into meat-grin-der! Somethings wrong, I see slaves, Getting up to move, With portals in sight... Oh too bad, un-luck-y, You got blown-a-way, All you-hit the deck! Scrub, just don't you dare move, Or you'll eat my ammo! B-I-I-G Bro, BLI-I-TZPACKER! Pick - you - up, Throw you into meat-grin-der! All these Muds won't stay asleep, Why don't the boss cut off their feet? If they stand up one more time, I'll blow their brains right into slime. What, little scrub, didn't you hear? There's a screwdriver, trapped in the gear, It's your job to pull it out, Use your teeth or I'll rip them out! B-I-I-G Bro, BLI-I-TZPACKER! What...a...shot, B-I-I-G Bro, BLI-I-TZPACKER! Pick - you - up, Throw you into meat-grin-der! |
:DAwesomeyz....:)I can kinda imagine the song kids with guns as sligs with guns, but I dunno all the lyrics.
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I made a very short one
Jingle bells Elum smells(Jingle Bells Batman smells) Jingle bells elum smells Munch laid an egg Stranger broke a nail and Abe ran away! (again) |
These are great! Maybe I'll be able to come up with one...
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Dude!!!!!
I dont no how u do it, these are hilarius! If i may request more 'we will we will eat you' and the 'don't shoot me now' was killer!! :D i'd give it a go myself but i dont feel like forcing everyone to die of bordom, shock, horror or shame but on the bright note again, they r all awsome (or at least the ones i no the origanal song to are) oncor, more, more and more more |
o hek, i cant resist, on with the eating
Buddy you're a great big target for a slig Ganna get yourself shot one day So quit running away Chant in their face Making sligs explode all over the place We will We will Eat you We will We will Eat you Yay! i did it. wat ya think? |
I got another verse!
Molluck is a glukkon enslaving all mudokons With all of Ruptur Farms nested in his hands The sligs are enhanced With robopants If you try to escape you'll be shipped off in cans We will we will eat you We will we will eat you |
Ok, I no im multiposting like hell but seen as how everyone basicly abandoned this thread i dont really care.
Ugly Slig (smelly cat) Ugly slig, ugly slig Why haven't you caught Abe? Ugly slig, ugly slig It's all your fault. Yoda is having a bet For when eaten by scrabs you will get. You are forced to eat gabbit eggs You're no friend to those with legs. Ugly slig, Ugly slig Why haven't you caught Abe? Ugly slig, ugly slig It's all your fault. |
lol :goof: When did this come back?
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when did what go where?
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WHOOO! thread resurection! now I will go steal the dna sample.
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