Lol... Apologies? Why would you apologise?
:p

probly because he told her he wasn't a virgin n let her down. talked himself up like he was a sick cnt n screwed it up in the bed.

She knew I was a virgin. When we met I was wearing a shirt that said 'virginity for sale'.

I was apologizing because I was incredibly drunk and being a virgin, I felt that I was performing very poorly.

Don't try to project your problems on to me, slig cake.

****k u had it easy. my first time she was askin me why i couldn't do it n im like yeh sorry im a bit pissed, but i could tell she knew that i hadn't done anythin before n i dont think she could look at me the same way again

the moral is it's important not to talk shit, because when u get down to it u'll feel like the biggest dickhead out

Excuse me, but I'd like to relive the last few posts.

uh..... Why??

Pluck? Truck? Spark?

You're killing me with this.

All I know is that must have been the worst night of that sheeps entire existence.

The day I went to the mall to watch Larry the Cable Guy : Health Inspector. There's two hours of my life that I want back! >:-(

Let's think about this. The name of the guy is Larry THE CABLE GUY. And yet he is a health inspector. You deserve everything you got.

I hate all of the 'state the obvious' comedians.

"I'm white trash, laugh at my simple ways!"

"I'm black! Everyone hates me because I'm black! BLACK BLACK BLACK!"

"My name is George Lopez. Although I am the most white-washed Mexican in hollywood, I will randomly claim to be very in touch with my Latino roots and speak in a horrible 'Cheech Marin' accent. Laugh at me!"

That's so true -_- That's mainly why i hate stand-up shows and junk like that.

Stand-up can be really funny when it's not just an hour of stereotype reinforcement.

God, if I hear one of Carlos Mencia's stupid 'beaner' jokes one more time I will send a bullet through my skull.

Don't make a mess for the coroner, just take sleeping pills...

http://www.inhousemedia.net/mf/pillzz.gif

I'd like to re-live my birth. It's the closest I'm ever going to get to a vagina ever again...

Do you not find the fact that it's your mother's vagina you're wanting to be around a little disturbing? ...'cause I do. :fuzblink:

If it was good enough for Freud, it's good enough for me.

No offense, but that's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

No offense, but I was obviously joking. Tool.

We have a few problems recognising humour here ;)

Alcar...

Hehehe... I like you. I don't think you've been properly welcomed, either. Members that can hold up any either of a conversation are a rarity these days.

...

And Alcar, your banner does give me a good chuckle, because it's very true. Boy, between the two of you, my day has already gotten much better. XD

One good stand up comedian is Billy Hicks. Dead now but a pure legend!!!

Humor? *blinks*

Anyhoo, surprisingly, the moment I'd want to relive is the same as Bullet Magnet. I guess I viewed Oddworld as just another game before I saw that FMV. It was then when I realized it was something special. Something that would change my life. Something I would dream about, think about, live about.

P.S. Longest I went without thinking about OW in the past 6 months was 1.5 hours. Now someone tell me, how obsessed am I??

True, true. Half of my Hicks cd's have been borrowed and not returned, though.

WHAT YOU READIN' THIS FOR?

The moment I'd want to re-live was definitley falling in love. I'd love to fall in love with the same girl, the same way all over again.

Love is hands down the best feeling in the world.

I'd muchly love to be in Puerto Rico again. I don't travel much, so that was a HUGE trip for me, and it was by far the most deliciously chill thing I've ever done. It's so laid back and beautiful and I luvs it.

My favorite was when there was a big horse race on the highway, at least 400 or more Palaminos trotting along next to cars. 'Twas unreal. :)

Also, there was this one night at a friend of a friends house where all my buddies were happy and I played drums on this kids crazy sparkles drumset. That was a good time.

For the life of me, though, I cannot think of any insanely important events that I'd like to relive, and I'd sure as hell not want to go back in time just to fix a mistake. Humph galumph.

What immediately comes to mind is the three week summer camp I went to last year. It was awesome. This was a place where wearing dressing-gowns on Thursdays was a tradition. No one looked at you sideways if you happened to be wearing a spoon bracelet and carrying a red plastic shovel. Everyone was friendly and open, and there was a big 'proud to be crazy' vibe.

And Kimon! It's nice to see you around. ;)

Ever had a pair of lips clamped around your dick?

I agree with MF.

Let your testicles fall a bit. ;)