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OANST 01-03-2006 04:17 PM

Honestly, I never knew that I was alive until my daughter was born. It's almost enough to make me believe in a god. Almost. When you come home after working 12 hours and the first thing you hear as you walk in the door is your child scream "daddy" it just makes you want to cry. No matter how much you think you love your boyfriend or girlfriend it will be dwarfed by what you will feel for your child.

metroixer 01-03-2006 04:25 PM

Although I agree with OANST that IF I have a kid (Don't mean i'll be virgin if I don't :p) then i'll probably just love him. HIM. If it is a girl I will faint. Unless if its a tomboy. Then thats good :P.

Wil 01-03-2006 04:48 PM

Well, when girls scream and shriek and do little ninny dances at seeing infants because they're cute, they're absolutely right. They are cute. They'd be pretty dismal infants if they weren't cute. Cuteness is what drives people to have parental/protective feelings for other life forms, and is quite important in many species as it promotes the survival of the offspring, so such psychological trends survive due to the Theory of Evolution.

That said, babies, infants and children utterly, utterly suck and should be exterminated. Seriously - they make even less sense than normal people, and most people suck so much. They remind me of breeding, which reminds me of heterosexuality.

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But she don't go too well with the sexual scenes with me and Shawn. She got kind'a anscey when I bought Darkwatch, and the cashier said there were sexual scenes in the game. She looked at me like "are you crazy?" but she let it go. And god...the scene sucked...

Seriously? Awww… I was going to rent that, but if it's got rankness in it then forget it.

Kimon 01-03-2006 04:51 PM

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Although I agree with OANST that IF I have a kid (Don't mean i'll be virgin if I don't :p) then i'll probably just love him. HIM. If it is a girl I will faint. Unless if its a tomboy. Then thats good :P.

OMG HARDCORE CHRISTIAN UNMARRIED SECKS UNRATED XXX


:p


Why don't you want a girl?

metroixer 01-03-2006 04:58 PM

Who said I diden't? I never said that. :confused:

Kimon 01-03-2006 05:06 PM

I believe it was implied, and, using my intense powers of perception, I picked it up. Yes.

So, why no girl?

metroixer 01-03-2006 05:12 PM

OH! You meant a daughter girl! (Sheesh be more descriptive :p). Well its just that I can't stand that MOST(Notice how I said MOST. No generilizing of an entire gender so ha!) girls are very.....Demanding to say the least. And I wanna child that shares my intrists and stuffs. I doubt MOST normal girls would. (HA!)

Kimon 01-03-2006 05:21 PM

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OH! You meant a daughter girl! (Sheesh be more descriptive :p). Well its just that I can't stand that MOST(Notice how I said MOST. No generilizing of an entire gender so ha!) girls are very.....Demanding to say the least. And I wanna child that shares my intrists and stuffs. I doubt MOST normal girls would. (HA!)

Keep in mind that a girl, or any child for that matter, is shaped by the way you raise her. Normal is a undefineable term. Plus, what if your wife feels the same way? Wouldn't that be a little selfish, HMMMM???

Heh, I just wanted to make fun of your preferences. :p

AquaticAmbi 01-03-2006 05:30 PM

I adore children. They're my favorite kind of people. Or maybe it's more of what they symbolize? A fresh beginning, innocence, hope, imaginition, the future. A young child doesn't know what it is to feel hate yet or any sort of deeply evil feeling. Religiously, they're the closest beings to perfection. And their behavior to a certain age is almost all the parents' imprinting. Bad behavior in a child is almost always the parents' fault for not setting good examples, not using discipline responsibly, etc.--making me dislike the parents rather than the child. (But a kid that acts horribly is difficult to not be annoyed by.)

They're just little sweet (if raised properly) and cute things that just want to play, have fun, and enjoy life. ^_^

Leto 01-03-2006 06:11 PM

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Although I agree with OANST that IF I have a kid (Don't mean i'll be virgin if I don't http://oddworldforums.net/images/smilies/d_tongue.gif) then i'll probably just love him. HIM. If it is a girl I will faint. Unless if its a tomboy. Then thats good :P.
Why? Are you currently or planning on living in Hong Kong?

Ambi has a point, though. Theys blissfully ignorant to all the issues that turn us emo. And they still have the Santa magic.

Alcar 01-03-2006 10:17 PM

I'm constantly called cute. I'm only ever called sexy or hot when I'm doing something bad - and much to my displeasure, I can't always be doing something bad :(

Alcar...

CarboN 01-04-2006 07:15 AM

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On an entirely different subject: Carbon, I love you and your avatar, me does. Reminds me of a former godess.

Oh, thankeesh so very much :pipe:
You're not bad either (ehehehe)
Who is this former goddess? :0


Some people really aren't so beautiful or handsome, they're just cute.
I don't know which is better, to have a more good looking face with a limited amount of 'safe' face expressions (or otherwise it'd look stupid) or a face that's cute but a little less beautiful that really can't look bad in any expressions.


You can actually assist yourself if you want, for example, give birth to a homosexual boy.
(Okay, you can do just about anything with hormonotherapies nowadays, but this is a home made and not so accurate solution.)
If a woman undergoes a lot of stress in the beginning of her pregnancy, the producing of estrogen (female hormones) grows.
This way if the baby was going to be a boy, he might get more estrogen, so he could have more feminine brain and that way have a bigger chance to turn out gay.
Or if it would have been a girl, she'd turn out a little too feminine.
(OhmiGAWDOrlandoBloomAWAWAEEEEEKKK IJustHAVEToWearAMiniskirtEvenInTheWinterOHMGmynailjustbroke)

Oddish 01-04-2006 11:03 AM

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But she don't go too well with the sexual scenes with me and Shawn. She got kind'a anscey when I bought Darkwatch, and the cashier said there were sexual scenes in the game. She looked at me like "are you crazy?" but she let it go. And god...the scene sucked...



Seriously? Awww… I was going to rent that, but if it's got rankness in it then forget it.

I have no sexual relationship with Shawn :( I don't even know Shawn. I think I have Stranger's Wrath and not Darkwatch, I must be confused with which oddworld inhabitants makes what game, and I don't remember my mom saying I'm crazey :confused:

Dark Elite_H2 01-04-2006 11:05 AM

I wrote that. Someone got yer name in a mix with mine. Sorry...
And what I meant by that was that my mom doesn't like the ooey-gooey bad sex scenes in video games and movies. Just so that people don't get that wrong that me and my brother play with each other.

Oddish 01-04-2006 11:09 AM

Eh? I hope you did write that ;)

Dancing Steef 01-04-2006 11:25 AM

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Children are cutie-pies. :) Especially babies. ^_^ You just wanna cuddle them, and they smell all nice and sweet.

It'll be a hormones thing though. As girls give birth to babies, we probably adore them because of maternal instincts etc. But you're generalising an entire gender here, alot of my female friends can't stand children.

- Rexy


I agree with ya Rexy, I love babies as well I jus adore 'em. And one of my friends gave birth to a babygirl for 'bout two or three months back and last time I met her she asked me if I wanted to hold her. I said why not? i held her sweet lil baby, but it didn't take long time bfir the child threw up at my shirt:fuzemb: Yuck, Yuck, Yuck! But that sort of things hapen when babies are smal, but babies are stil cute:lol:

~DS~

Wil 01-04-2006 12:57 PM

My fault, Oddish and Dark Elite. My screen resolution is 640 by 480, so I can't view the postbit and the message at the same time. I figure out the poster by the signature, and since I'm operating in 16 colours, your banners look the same colour.

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it didn't take long time bfir the child threw up at my shirt Yuck, Yuck, Yuck! But that sort of things hapen when babies are smal, but babies are stil cute

I have no idea how you can even reconcile those two concepts. How can something vomit over you and still be considered cute?

Coolmanbizkit 01-04-2006 12:59 PM

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I have no idea how you can even reconcile those two concepts. How can something vomit over you and still be considered cute?

Maybe because you know it hasn't done it on purpose, And its small and innocent.

Icarus 01-04-2006 01:18 PM

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Word! Kids are a re-incarnation of Satan! XD

Word! them little Devils!!! i can Skin them ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!muhhuuuhaaahaaa

anyway's i dont like little shits, i mean Kids.

OANST 01-04-2006 01:50 PM

I don't like you.

Icarus 01-04-2006 01:54 PM

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I don't like you.

oh hell yes you do!!!! i'll Skin you TOO!!!!!

OANST 01-04-2006 01:56 PM

I'll let you play my skin flute.

OMG that was stupid. Fun. But stupid.

Icarus 01-04-2006 02:31 PM

lol....

i don't like my little brother either. the hell with little children, well not really the're sometimes cute.

Wil 01-04-2006 03:42 PM

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Maybe because you know it hasn't done it on purpose, And its small and innocent.
That's true. I have exactly the same feelings about cats. I mean, after kicking them around a lot for mucking up the place, I just can't say no to them. :) My confusion just stemmed from not finding human children cute to begin with.

Icarus 01-04-2006 05:40 PM

i like cats and dogs more than children.

kitties and puppies. yeah

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
just a soft spot for them.

Adriel 01-12-2006 04:03 AM

Well, I like kids better than Dogs and cats. If you know what I mean.

Leto 01-12-2006 01:44 PM

You're a paedophile?

Jarnww 01-14-2006 04:57 PM

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Kids suck. Babies are okay, as long as they're quiet. I just can't stand hearing children scream, no matter the reason. But in general, kids are just evil, backtalking, sadistic little bastards who should be kept in cages.


O_O I love you.

Daedalus 01-14-2006 06:40 PM

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You're a paedophile?

i'm thinking the samething.

no......offense???