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I live in the Rockies, and as you can imagine, it gets enormously cold in the winter. Right now it's -15F, and I decided to get some sleeping bags out of the trunk of the car. I live in an apartment, so It's a little longer than your average walk to the car. Being the idiot I am, I brought neither a coat nor gloves, as I would soon regret. Halfway to the car the snot in my nose started to freeze. By the time I got to the car my hands were numb. I opened the trunk, got the very cold sleeping bags (which made my hands more numb), and walked back to he house. On the way back I dropped the car key in the snow. While searching for it I slipped on some ice and hit my head on the sidewalk. (I'm pertty clumsy) Now not only did I have a frozen nose and fingers, but my entire body was very, very cold, I had a throbbing head, and I still had to find the car key. I dug in the snow (which made my fingers colder still, but I hardly noticed due to the fact that I couldn't feel them anymore) and eventually found the key. I got back home (obviously) and I'm afraid to take my left hand out of my pocket because I may need to cut it off. Long story short- stay inside when it's -15F outside.:D

Sounds like one big fat lie to me.

screw you. I quit.

Corrected mate. So what are you gonna leave the forums or whatnot?

Scerw you. I quit.

*Throws suitcase after Wolfchaser* BUHBYE! :fuzgrin:

Well since this topic is still open I should make the best of it. Anyway I have an announcement. I have a cold from satan himself. :p Everytime I cough,sneeze something goes horribly wrong. Like we were singing Xmas carals (by we I mean little kids). I cough and the music stops and goes all messed up....So well yea I have an evil cold nuff said.

I think it's a sign from god, you need chicken nuggets

*Throws suitcase after Wolfchaser*

*stands in the way and gets hit*

It's funny how people leave just like that:

*clicks fingers*

*finger bones snapts*

Ow...

Bah, if he's going to be a pussie like that then he obviously isn't worthy of our forum.

Scerw you all! You just don't understand me!

yea scerw you to SM. Yea our scerwiness can not underasand how your scerwy feelings of scerw are. :p