.......They raped some apples. Then they................
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...had a picnic. The picnic was for stupidfaces however, so they...
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...summoned Maurice the god of fire and wonder so he could do away with all of the fruits because...
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...they were raped earlier and were probably not eatable anymore, however...
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...everyone figured that orphans wouldn't mind a taste. So we all drove down to the orphanage and...
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... Rexy became worried about the ammount of raping going on. SO she magically grew a ....
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...n unrapeable orifice. This intrigued the squirrels who decided...
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... to put there nuts in the orifice for winter....
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...but when they attempted this a blinding light burst forth and obliterated everything for miles around. This caused the ghost of the infamous inventer Lecithine to...
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...have a party and invite all the great rappers to smoke pod and drink beer. But...
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... Lecithine didn't realise that the Ghostbusters were there, this made him feel so....
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...stupid. He then grabbed a barstool to...
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..... Smack everyone in the head with it. After doing so, he grabbed his crotch and screamed.....
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..."OH MY GOD! The operation went wrong!" and he...
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...grew a giant rash covered scrotum on his face and became the powerful...
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...Scrotum Face! The superhero who...
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was rather ugly, saw the evil Mr Mushroom invading the Red Bull Energy Drink factory, with all of his henchmen. When he saw this he...
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.... Slapped his own face and yelled, Evil mushroom! You are a Wukmish duffus! Then he.....
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...called a stripper and passed out on the floor. When the stripper arrived...
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...she decided to make the best of the situation, so she harvested his organs for profit, but before she could finish...
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.....he jumped up and slapped her silly, But then he slapped her so hard that she died! The next thing he knew was the cops were after him, he had a good idea! he was going to.....
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...call Sporky the Christmas octopus to squirt highly toxic ink on the cops, but then he relized that his stomach, legs, right arm, one of his lungs, lower intestine, and right kidney were all missing, then the cops...
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....Rushed through the door and each grabbed a disattached body part and started to lick it. While doing so, he quickly made a getaway by.....
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...calling his unicorn friend Smeechy to carry him off to the fields of lollypops and bubble gum, but as Smeechy arrived...
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.... Smeechy refused to carry him and instead took a big fat crap on his head. suddenly he got pissed and took a big fat crap on smeechys head. then the two of them......
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...had a scat party and invited the cops along. With this, suddenly the Pube Muppet showed up and said: "Hello my good men, I am the Pube Muppet and I would like to request the following from you...
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...find a fat bastard,rip his balls and make a soup with them for...
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...ball soup is truly my favorite. When the soup was finished Jesus came and called everyone over. He said that he had news about...
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... "Frosty the snowman was a very jolly soul" began the chorus of children. The choirmaster gleamed in the night air, as he lead the children through...
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...a pit filled with scorpions. After all the children died from their stings Jesus....
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