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Shrink 08-19-2005 05:37 AM

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Can we change the title to ''Who on this forum is from Britain?'', because that's pretty much what it's about.
Noooo, it was about England, then all these foreigners started appearing a hi-jacking the thread!

Beavis Core 08-19-2005 10:00 AM

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Noooo, it was about England, then all these foreigners started appearing a hi-jacking the thread!

Yeah, We don't need no Sheeplanders in this thread.

j/k. They're all welcome. As long as they don't offer us any bloody lamb chops.

Dipstikk 08-19-2005 10:54 AM

I wish I lived in England. You guys have the life. You speak so elequently, too. Not like the chunky verbal slop that pours out of the mouths of most of "them thar Southern American folk 'round these here parts."

Munch's Master 08-19-2005 11:00 AM

I'm glad the new tribal life is worknig out for you CS, I now understand why you're not on as often. :D

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... Deep fry mars bars?....

Apparently, they do that in Blackburn as well.

Shrink 08-19-2005 01:09 PM

It's quite the delicacy.

Leto 08-19-2005 02:01 PM

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As long as they don't offer us any bloody lamb chops.
Hey, piss off. We use tham as wifes and sex partners, but not food.

Beavis Core 08-19-2005 02:02 PM

Hey, guy, relax, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to insult your significant others like that. :P

Leto 08-19-2005 02:07 PM

I was teh joking. Just don't insult our love partners next time.

Beavis Core 08-19-2005 02:12 PM

Well, hey, at least you HAVE love partners... What I wouldn't give for a sheep right now...

Dino 08-19-2005 09:07 PM

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I wish I lived in England. You guys have the life. You speak so elequently, too. Not like the chunky verbal slop that pours out of the mouths of most of "them thar Southern American folk 'round these here parts."

You obviously haven't been to Cornwall then. :D

Seriously though, we do NOT have the life. A large percentage of us brits live in relative poverty, our economy is stagnating, house prices are getting rediculous, and nobody I know speaks eloquently. It's impossible to get a job, and even when you do get one, you end up taking out loans and mortgages that take 10 to 20 years to pay off, just so you can buy a house and a car. Britain is like a damn retirement island now, it's where fat 55 year olds come to buy an overpriced death nest, because they're the only people who can afford to live here.

Maybe the prevailing English stereotype in America is attractive, but the real Britain isn't anywhere near as pretty. I've considered starting my own business, working online, all sorts, but when it comes down to it, if you look at the figures you'll soon realise that it doesn't matter what you do, it's still stupidly expensive to live here.

Beavis Core 08-19-2005 10:15 PM

I have to say, Dino just summarized everything I've been feeling about this country for the past 5 years, although he failed to comment on youth thugs, illegal immigrants, and unco-operative gypsies.