"Grrrrrrr......." Abe said ANd threw a rock at the parashoot!

"Uhoh, AHHH!" Gereld was falling to his doom! he luckily fell in a nearby bush. He ran all the way toward the door to the factory.

"AggGHHHH!" Abe said and threw a spear threw his foot!

"YAHHHHH!" everything, went dark. When Gereld woke up, he was dizzy. "You okay boss?" his slig asked him. "Uggg, I feel like my foot has been hit with a spear and it came right off." gereld said. "Uhh, sir? it did, but not to worry, we replaced with a mechanical on!" his slig said.

oh man I doomed said sam send out the hover turets and intern get me one aswell mmaaaaaaammammmmmmammmmmmm said the intern and now abe you feel my wrath hahaha oh man I can't get the engine started on this thing said sam

"Grrrr, I want, hmmm 70 sligs on those double turrets, oh! And make sure Abe dies for sure, hehehehehehehe." gereld said. "You got it boss, attention sligs in barracks, report to turrets immideatly!" Gerelds slig said.

"Aw crap man!" Abe said as he was cornerd by turrets. "I know!" Abe said and turned around and pulled his lion cloth down! The sligs threw up and crashed!

"OH! that is Gross! Sicko!" Gereld said. "Boss, I- OMG!" Gerelds slig screamed.

Can i join?
Name: Kirk

Wears: Lion cloth

Carries:Bow and Arrow

"*Huff, puff* i'm coming to save you AHHHHHHH!" Kirk screams. "Abe, you're naked!"

"Ya don't sAy! My lion cloth is stuck to that tree!" abe said.

"Here ya go Abe, yuck, " Kirk said turning around.

OOC| Would you all please make you posts longer? you are all posting one-liners, which aren't allowed. Add more details in your posts, and don't post so often.

wow if he's going to do stuff like that we need people who can't be distracted by the bum sam thought to him self boss boss boss boss thats all sam could hear we don't like seing that butt ok ok but I have a plan go out there faint and abe will think it's a good thing to kill you so do it and while you do I will send out the greters to zap him they can't see can they oh and at the same time I will release the slogs ha ha hasaid sam hey intern send out the slogs mmmmmmammmmmammmaaaaaaamam said the intern

May I join your little RPG?

Name: Slogann

Wears: Nothing but her fur

Carries: Her mouth of razor-sharpe teeth

Species: Slog

Interests: Likes to munch on the bones of dead Mudokkons, Sligs, hell even her own kind. Obeys no Slig, Glukkon, or any industrialie

Appearance: This may stunn you, but she's a bio-engineered enhanced slog. She has hearing, seeing, and all of those that Slogs don't. Red, as usual, and has violet eyes.

Gender: Female

Owner: Used to be a Slig named Sly, but Slogann passed on from him

OOC| I am very tempted to close this thread. If you guys don't post more, and much more detailed posts, consider this thread closed.
And Dark Elite: Post more info avbout yer char

"Aggghhhhh Slogs!" Abe yapped scared. He scrambeld up the big tree. He grabbbed a twig and threw it on a glukkon. "Oh cra.." Was all he managed to get out as the slogs killed him while looking for the stick. "Whoa!" Abe said as the tree ratteled and hung for his life!

"Uhh, walking with a mechanical leg feels weird! What? ha! Keep barking slogs!" Gereld yelled. He sat down and thought what it would be like without Abe...

Slogann barked at the frightened Mudokkon, rattling the tree with his pack. "Come down, Abey! We won't bark! We'll just rip out your eyes and your insides!" Slogann barked. Abe shuddered down at the pack. 'Wow. This is actually the first time I've been in an actual pack, barking at a poor, pathetic, wanted Mudokkon,' Slogann thought greatly. He continued to howl and yelp up at the shiverring Abe.

"shoo! Shoo!" Kirk yelled at the slogs. "Roar!" the slogs barked. "Eep!" Kiek yelped. He threw a rock at one. "Ha! take that!" Kirk said. "Ruuurrrrr," The slogs murmmured. "Uhoh, A-abe!? Get down here!" Kirk screamed.

"Just who do ya think you are, Mud?! How's bout we get a rock and heave it at you!?" Slogann roared at the Mudokkon. The Slogs closed on in the defenseless Mudokkon, snapping and barking at its feet. "Enough waitin'! Git em'!" a slog barked out, and leaped for the Mudokkon.

"nuyunuyunyuynyunyuynuunun!" Abe chanted and possesed one of the slogs and started barking at them. "Follow me! I know where more meat is!" He barked and the slogs ran off.

Slogann growled at the Slog that had just beckoned the pack to follow her, but still proached the Mudokkon. "You don't fool me, Abe and Mud," Slogann growled. But something stopped her. She spun her head around, seeing his long-lost owner, and semi-enemy: Sly the slig. "SLY!" Slogann growled. "Back off, Slogann! These two are mine!" Sly pointed at him. Slogann retraced her steps back at the Slig. The Mudokkon sighed greatly, but Abe still shuddered in the tree. "You should've hid in the shadows, like you always do! Leave me behind with pathetic Mudokkons and Natives that will attack me! You're no owner, your a........ a Slog-owner!" Slogann roared out. "Bring it on!" Sly brought out a Blitz-packer. Slogann held back for a moment, then rethought of what the damn consequences are. 'Blitz + Slig = one dead sloggie,' she thought, then Slogann began to back away. "Ha! Thought so, Slogann!" Sly laughed, aiming directly at Sloganns head. "Bye-bye, Slog," Sly said evily.

"nnnoooooooo!!!! He is an creature that is innocent! He just wanted attation from his owner!" Abe said Jumping out of the tree taking the bullet. It hit Abe in the chest!

Slogann jumped, as Abe was shot in the chest. "Fool! Why did you take your life for mine!?" Slogann yelped. He glared at Sly, as the cowardly slig scurried away. "Hey! Get back here!" Slogann barked. He gazed down at Abe, slowly, but quickly dying. "Can we get a doctor here!? A shaman?! Hello?" Slogann whinned. He stepped closer to Abe. "Why did you save a.....pathetic life like mine, Abe? I was supposed to die," Slogann whinned lowly. He felt a tiny singe of sympathy for Abe. "I was supposed to kill you anyways," Slogann said finally.

"Go send out sligs," Gereld said. "Huh? Ha, here' boy! Get'em!" A slig said. "Abe should be dead in no time." Gereld said again.

'Oh. What am I to do now? I've got a dying infamous outlaw that saved my life. Should I drag him to the Gluks, or should I get help?' Slogann thought frantically. "HELP! SHAMAN! DOC! ANYONE! BEFORE I TAKE ABE TO THE GLUKS, SOMEONE CAN REVIVE HIM, AND HE CAN RETRY HIS QUEST!" Slogann yelled outloud. She heard a munching noise, but he believed it was her imagination.

Kirk said some strange words and then transfformed into a Mudarcher! He shot the sligs! "Go! i'll take of these dumb sligs!" Kirk said. "Huh? Grrr, you dumb slog! get away from him!" Kirk yelled.

"Hey! I'm tryin' to save a fellow Mudokkon here! Have a little respect for your helper!" Slogann barked. She approached the Mudarcher, but she told herself to control her anger. She got pretty lit up when it comes to arguements. "Look. Abe is dying right now, probably even dead. We need to get a Shaman. Either you help me, or your little pal is dead forever,"

"NO! that little worthless punk just blew off all my sligs! I'll Put an end to that!" Gereld said. Hundreds of sligs came pouring out of the slig dispencer. "CHARGE!!!"Gereld's slig yelled. "Yes! go go go!!!" gereld yelled out.

"help........me...." Abe said and started coughing up spew and blood.