"C'mon guys the boss is being paranoid again"groaned thorton
*sligs all move into defensive formation with thoton at the head of the formation* after about 15 minutes of standing there general mist realizes that all he accomplised was to make his troops look like a bunch of idiots "See boss you were just seeing thin.....GAAAH!" Thorton screamed as an arrow pierced he left shoulder. "Ok....maybe...you..were right this time" |
"TOLD YOU!!!.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!...get me out of here!!!"
"ahhhhhhh yes sir" *a flying slig comes down picks me up and takes me away* "if you make it back thorten......you will be promoted!!!!" :thinks in head:/hmmmmm i think ill unleash my machine when i get back\end thaught: |
"FIRE!" Lim said. Another arrow flew and hit the flying slig thet was carrieing Genaral mist. Then the threw a bomb and killed all sligs except thoten.
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"oh no....THORTEN RETREAT WE WILL GET SOME MORE BIG BRO,S LATER!!!,NOW GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!"
*thorten grabbs me and take me back to base* "*sigh*...well now we gotta get more of your brothers.....get on the phone to the vykers and tell em to send some more up from vyjers labs!" |
billin: come on, lets chant! (starts chanting) we'll catch those sligs!
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"ok heres your order of 15 big bro,s.....now weres the money?" said the vyker
"oh yeah heres your money...GET HIM!" *the big bro,s beat the vyker till he is dead* "he he he he....ok lets go kick but!!" *the sligs and the general march out* |
"Well that felt pretty good" said Thorten after he got done beating the Vykers to an unrecognizable pulp
*He, the general, and the other sligs walked back outside to see a surprising large number of muds ready for battle* "this looks fun, you might wanna take cover boss" *thorten then threw mist behind a large rock* |
"ahhhhhhhhhhhh...UFF"
*speaks on loud speaker* "OK BOYS....GET THEM FILTY SCUM.....OR NO STEROIDS..." "oh and thorten....that promotion i was talking about..you got it...your in charge of these sligs....NOW GET TO WORK!" |
bilin: there is a bunch of explosive rocks and dinamite near those canoens, lets go and get them!
( he fire his spooce bow, hitting a dangerous machine, electrocuting everything around it) bilin: lets get a move on! |
Thorten: "Ahhh man thats one big bro and five regualr sligs down in that one shot...... *runs and grabs loudspeaker form mist* "HEY! EVERYONE STILL INSIDE SHUT DOWN THE POWER OUT HERE! *all machines in the area then shut down to prevent the muds from frying to many more sligs*
"Now take this" *Thorten walked up to the front line of battle and pulled out his trademark dual blitzpackers and mowed down ten muds in about 15 seconds* |
"gulp!" Lim gulped as he was cornerd by them. "errrrrr...... Maybe we could talk this through?" "bye bye stipid mudokon!" Thorten said and pointed his gun at him!
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BLAM!
Lim was knocked unconcious by Thorten's shot and was dragged inside to bbe put to work as toilet bowl scrubber |
this is old... and i'd hate to see this thread revived...
*closed* |