Jimmy: Indeed Lads. Today is good sailing weather!

*He helps with getting the ship ready*

Jimmy: So, does anyone want a drink?

Both: Yes!

*Jimmy pours beer and spills most of it*

Jimmy: So Jonathon, do you know where we can find any treasure to plunder?

Jonathon:well, if we head north, we might be able to locate the hidden tresure of the Red baron! That has been my life long dream.

Jonathon pointed on Jimmy's map. jonathon poured some beer to.

*Jimmy takes the map, which is wet with beer and covered in dirty fingerprints where the three pirates have been handling it*

Jimmy: Aye, I can see. We'll have to be careful... There's rocks near there.

*They all drink*

Jimmy: Rick, Jon... Can you handle it?

Jonathon:i think I can sir.

Jonathon says finishing his beer.

Bob puts away a sweeping brush.
Bob: Where is the beer?

Johnathon:Right here.
Jonathon says pointing to the barral.

Bob: Ta
Bob drinks the beer and then has a second cup.
Bob takes the sweeping brush and lobs it over the side of the ship.
Bob:What can I do now?

Rick: you could hang from a sail and warn us off rocks from afar.
*turns wheel of ship while drinking.

Jimmy: Aye, that's a good idea! We don't want to wreck the ship, do we.

Crew: No Captain.

Jimmy: Anyway, where is this treasure? How can we find it?

*Finishes beer*

*Top's the captain up*

"Anyone else?"

Everyone:Ahoy!

Jonathon:Well, in the Red Barons Scripture, he put a flag the says RB.

Jonathon drew out the flag.

Rick:What does RB stand for Red bastard? or Red Baron?.

Why would he mark the treasure with a flag?, I mean preety obvious place eh?.
By the way did you use to work for him jhonaton?.

Bob sees a tiny island in the distance
Bob: LAND AHOY, LAND AHOY!
Bob shoves Rick out of the way and tries to take over the wheel.

Hope I'm not too late.
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Name: Captain Melonbutt
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Weapons: Plasma gun with dual rockets (just kidding).
Two pistols, two daggers.
Which crew: Something Insane This Way Comes (own crew)
Personality: Technically insane. Loves Coca-Cola, crisps (cheese and onion), sometimes eats the brains of victims, kills for food and money.

Johnathon:Arr,1714, The redbaron. We were attacked by other pirates, trieing to steal our tresure. So me and the redbaron hid in a cave, and telve other of our rew were with us. We dug hole, and dumped all our money inside. so noone would find it. I thought it was a lousy idea. But let me tell ya, never get the redbaron angry. he left a flag that had his name, RB, RedBaron. Fought until it was me and the Red baron. I dogded the gun fire and i hit the red baron. I got on their ship, and sailed away, oh yeah and before we left we moved big boulders in the way of the cave. and thats how i found you guys.

Johnathon takes a deep breath and has some beer.

(occ: never too late martion, not never).

Rick: Hey that's my magical wheel not your's!
*punches Bob*
(being drunk is fun)

Jimmy: Calm down lads! We're nearly there.

*He drinks beer*

Jimmy: Jonathon, you'll have to lead the way when we land.

Jonathon:Aye yi captain.

The ship lands near the island. Jonathon lowers thr ancor.

Jonathon:it's on the other side of the island. There it is. we need to beak the rocks.

Jimmy: Ok, theres a shovel on deck. Or maybe we could use the cannons! :D

jonathon:Ready...set...FIRE!

BOOM BOOM BOOM!

CRASH!

Jonathon: Finally! My-I mean our teasure! will be found! Okay, I dont remember exactly where the treasure was hidden. So jimmy, you check in that tunnel and Rick you check in that tunnel and Bob you go with rick!i'll go with jimmy.

Jimmy: Ok good plan.

*He sets some driftwood alight to use as a torch*

Jimmy: Come on Jonathon, let's go...

*They enter the cave*

Jonathon:you know, the redbaron also put some markers to find his treasure in one of these caves.

Jonathon looks around for red markers.

Jimmy: Hey I found one! If we follow this tunnel we might find the treasure!

*They run through the tunnels*

Jonathon:SWEET MOTHER OF PEARLS! The Tresure!

jonathon takes the shovel and starts digging not realizing that the ground was breaking.

Both:Ahhhhhh!

Jonathon lands in a pile of money!

Jonathon: Oh m God! We're here!

Jimmy: Crap, where are we?

*Torch goes out*

Jimmy: Shiver me timbers! Now we are screwed! Rick! Bob! Help!

Bob rubs his nose
Bob (to Rick): Any idea which way we should go now?

Jonathon hears a rattaling sound. Cha-ching cling.

Jonathon:Uh, jimmy, I think we're in the room of the scecret tresure of the Red Baron!We're RICH!

Jimmy: What? Treasure! Yay!

*He jumps around happily in the dark with Jonathon*

Jimmy: Ok, but how do we get out?

Jonathon:Oh, wait let me see your torch!

jonathon takes off his socks and shoes.

Jonathon:My momma always said, my feet are so rusty they could light a fire!

The torch lit up again.

(occ: torches in the time of pirates I think you mean matches)

Rick:Bob were getting no-where let's find the captain *follow's trail*
Hey a boulder theres something shiny behind it let's go bob!
*moves boulder* "We found the gold and the(sigh) captain, shit.