The main problem i have is not being able to sleep at night, it sucks.

I question things in a negative way, I wonder what's bad about something rather than its good points. It can get pretty depressing (though I would never claim that I'm depressed).
I'm compulsively annoying. It amuses me to annoy people by doing small things, I'd never do anything big to annoy someone but I can't help the small things.
Finally, I'm prone to getting myself into awkward situations, where I'm being stupid or offensive without that intention.

Basically, I just need to grow up.

Oh yeah, I forgot, I'm very pessimistic. Not in a depressed way, but unless it's sometime I really like, I will only ever see the bad points over shadowing the good. Sometimes my friends get annoyed with it.

Yeah...you know what really sucks, when you're in college in the honor's society doing that crap. Not fun...

I have AIDS...and I play too much Halo 2.

and every once in a while I get a sharp pain under my right lowest rib and fall over gasping for breath...but hey, I'm still alive.

AIDS? Seriously?