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sligster 01-15-2005 03:35 PM

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One final note, are storks real?

yes. their sorta like Egrets.

Silversnow 01-15-2005 04:02 PM

I don't remember how I found out. I don't think I asked my parents about it. I always thought the stork thing was stupid, even as a gullible child. I think I didn't really care about where babies came from, just that my mom had something to do with it.
And then, at the age of 9, I watched a cartoon about it in school. It disgusted me, but I pretty much understood the basics. :D

Facsimile 01-15-2005 08:36 PM

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Oddly, my god. Everything you say is at least moderately offensive.

Not to mention ****ing stupid.

Rich 01-16-2005 01:19 AM

The stork is the white bird that delivers babies. This is seen in the Disney movie "Dumbo" when the stork brings the baby Elephants.

Reptile 01-16-2005 09:27 AM

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And then, at the age of 9, I watched a cartoon about it in school. It disgusted me, but I pretty much understood the basics. :D

Man that really churns your stomach when you see that. Ugh.

Nate 01-16-2005 02:44 PM

As usual, the Straight Dope holds the answers to all of life's mysteries. Why are storks associated with babies?

http://www.sch.im/wlp/large%20images/stork.jpg

Oddly Insane 01-16-2005 08:56 PM

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Not to mention ****ing stupid.

sorry dude life suckes right now.....my uncle broke his back..grampa broke his leg..we are moving....almost half my friends are moving ...and the only good thing is the EAGLES YEAH!!they kicked Vicks butt

TheRaisin 01-16-2005 11:16 PM

Sorry bout that, but the last time I checked stuff like that makes people irritable or depressed or something of the sort, not effing obscene morons.

I couldn't be bothered to read that thing. Anyone care to summarize it for me?

Nate 01-17-2005 02:17 PM

Okay, quick precis.

Midsummer's day was a pagan festival when couples traditionally got married. Nine months later, spring arrived and the storks returned just as the fruit of the new union were coming to term.

Storks also often mate with the same partner in successive years so gained a reputation for fidelity. They often stay with their chicks for quite some time until they are ready to strike out on their own. Thus they became a symbol of domesticity and good luck so people encouraged them to nest near their homes, which the storks don't mind. They often even nested on rooftops and/or on chimney stacks (warm air, donchaknow).

Thus an association with babies, good luck and chimneys all came together to create the myth.

TheRaisin 01-18-2005 08:30 PM

Fruit juice! That was interesting and highly informative! Thank you very much.