into evil nimrods who loved to...

.....explode tiny barbie dolls. Even the gorillas thought this was strange behavior so they decided to go to therapy. After one tearfilled session they....

found their skulls being attacked by Zombie Barbies(TM), who ate their brains and spleens for some reason. A spoon could be their only salvation because...

They could use it and say ''Get a spoon and eat my ass'' . But the zombie barbies took it way too literally and ...

Ate boatloads of donkeys from Soviet Russia, when one of them said...

he needed a pee, so started looking through a furniture catalogue

and found an automatic nose picker 5000 so he...

... jumped into his Bat-o-moble. And vrrmmed!! his way to "Toys Were Us" .But then he saw a smelly, homeless, long beard bastard, who was a...

guy who could'nt lick his elbow . He said he there was some chocolate on it and he really needed to eat it . But then an oddworld forum geek came and told him to...

stare into the spooky depths of his crotch. Then a midget by the name of *Chuck walked by with the strangest history. He was so small that he could live inside a person's stomach and would ride a little elevator up their throat and throw out the food he didn't like. This is where the term up-chuck is derived. Of course, this was only his day time job, by night he was...

*This is based on some actual childhood beliefs I had given to me by my evil uncle.

...a zombified bunny slayer with the power to melt Michael Jackson look alikes with his...

evil laser nose

... buld by Microsoft. But then he sneezed ,which cuased a big...

snot blast. the snot was hot and started melting everything in a 1/2 mile radius

luckilly some trucks with the game Sudeki in it blocked the way and burned to hell . The games too . Then a man called Chub McChubbers said he would pay you if ...

you got him 67 chuppa chup lollies to eat

inside the secret hideout that resembled...

A cask of Amontilliadou, filled to the brim with every kind of spinach imaginable, so...

....the devil tore open the very gates of hell and slaughtered him. Satan is a great lover of spinach after all. He then farted on his hand and....

did a chicken impression before farting on his head, pelting him with turkish bibles and shouting radishes.

This woke up the Endoplasmic Reticulum, whom danced with

....Punchy the bunny. Punchy hated long pretentious names so he decided to kill the Endoplasmic Reticulum. He got a hatchet and....

...then the Endoplasmic Reticulum got a huge ray gun and blasted Punchy all the way to...

kingdom come. Punchy the bunny stood up and pulled out a remote with a shiny red button. Upon pushing the shiny button...

Alcar...

Pikachu starts slapping each other.

This gave Punchy the perfect escape as everyone else was mesmerized by the Pikachu pummeling. After thirty years of wandering through the desert Punchy was visited by God who told him to....

make an ark and sail the seven seas under the cruel name of...

...Squeekysplooge. This name made the fish crazy and they jumped into his ship to kill him but they all died out of the water. This made Squeekysplooge rejoice and he...

farted himself off the face of the Earth, then he used a certain guidebook to wipe his ass. This made someone very angry...

..he made a killer teddy bear named Fluffy very angry, in fact, and Fluffy pulled out a nuclear bomb and detonated it, sending Squeekysplooge all the way to...