Yeah, the forums aren't in any danger of dying. They never were, and they never will be. We've always managed to overcome anything. Eddie, I find it rather sad that after all this time, you still hold some grudge. Most people have learnt to get over it.

Alcar...

I've been fine. I recently had plastic surgery to my face (July), and I'm very pleased with the results. My next step is sex reassignment surgery.

hehe thank you :p
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atusiya's father... :D

Plastic surgery, you went to those vykkers? Were you realy that ugly...

Dude, don't be mean.

No, you idiot. The surgery was just to make me look unquestionably female.

They amputated your hands did they? :D (Sorry Pet couldn't resist that one!)

No... seriously Kudos... thats cool! I have the upmost respect for those in your situation.. I can't comprehend how difficult it must be/have been for you.

(If what you're saying is true and not a wind up... if its a wind then... Hmmm! nice!)

Ahhh... um, ok.

*Deep Respectful Bow* Welcome Back Syd, I think the last time I talked to you was before TGA closed down. Well anyways welcome back. :fuzsmile:

-Al-

Well forum founder is quite the prestigious title to hold. Much respect to you for this wonderful (yes it STILL is everybody) place.

Welcome back.

I've heard a lot of you, Sydney...but I can never get clear on exactly what happened with the forum split and blah blah.

Anyway...welcome back.

-oddguy

Sydney, I notice that your gender icon is that of a female, but your speak of surgery would suggest otherwise. Are you a male in the process of becoming female, so to speak?

Don't let my newness fool you, Syd. I know much of your greatness, so I gratefully bow to you, my queen. Apparently, I'm not the only one who doesn't really know what happened when you left, so would someone mind catching up those that don't know? I'm under the impression it was pretty messy though, so if bringing it up again would cause problems, disregard my request.

Whilst Sydney was busy having a cigarette on the H.M.S OWForums Pilot sneaked up behind her, grabbed her legs and heaved her overboard, cackling manically. He then distributed a message across the tannoy saying how "We have to move forward" and other crap about Aliens. Upon realising what had happened, many of the members mutinised back, going "MY GOD!! EVIL BEAST!!" but eventually they realised they couldn't win...and jumped overboard.

Sydney and co then decided to make a Pirate vessel of their own, and it sailed gloriously under the Sun, living by their own rules. But sadly, some unknown sea beast took ahold of the ship and damaged it sufficiently. They did, however, manage to escape. Sydney knew the damages to the ship were bad though, and so destroyed the G-Asylum and merrily sank with it to the abyss...

Other members then scrambled to a smaller ship called the Stonage-R where they still reside today, living by their own rules and revelling in chaos. Some have created their own minature vessels, however, and sail the rough seas of T'internet with amazing courage.

Since then Pilot "MYSTERIOUSLY" *Looks across at certain forumers* disappeared off the ship H.M.S OWForums, and Abebabe and Alcar took charge, picking up new people as they went along.

Now, all of a sudden Sydney has dragged herself up from the depths of the sea to claim her rightful seat in the Captains quarters...*Dramatic cresendo*

Suprisingly accurate, actually. I'm impressed with your story telling ability, chap. You should be one of those creepy no lifers who sits around at the public library and reads to young children who don't pay attention.

Hello again, queen Sydney. Always nice to have the old people returning. *bows quickly and escapes through the back door*

I'll agree with Majic that was as a great job in telling the story. :fuzsmile:

*walks in* *waves* Hiya Syd, long time no see. *walks out*

Good recount of what happened Jacob :D

*claps*

Nice work, Jacob. That was hilariously odd, but at the same time oddly cool. You should get old and grow one of those really long beards that kind of ends in a point and develop a Southern drawl and become an old guy who sits in an old rocker on his porch and tells tales to young passersby. Oh, and you'll need a brown jug with XXX written on the side.

Oh look! Sydney is back. The person I can never figure out if they are a male or female...

Yeah Syd, set us all straight: what are you, exactly?

Welcome back Syd as you can see your old stomping grounds have become a wasteland of drunks, fags whome haven't reach puberty yet and of course wierdos with no life such as I and many many many others whome occupy this region of cyber space. Be my guess look around but I warn you your jungle has turned into Geek fest 2004!:lol: Bows in most respect for Sydney there is a light!

PA, you brown noser. Stop kissing up to Syd and don't insult me and my fellow forum-goers.

Hey Its a talent!

Paramiteabe... :fuzblink:

I'm a bit late ... but welcome back Sydney!

Abe Babe...

Good storytelling Jacob good thing I have another ship of my own!... well actually it's that guy OddworldFreak's and I forgot the password, dammit. Sydney are you still here?

Its only an insult if you identify with being a drunk/prepubescent fag/wierdo with no life. Are you not telling us something?

As everyone else seems to be saying great job portraing(sp?) forum history into beautiful story Jacob. Oh and Welcome back Syd. Mabye now that your back I'll actually start posting more...but then again. O_o

*Kneels respectfully.*

Could I request a position as one of your maniacal advisors? All ruthless royals require maniacal advisors!