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Cyber-Slig 09-10-2004 12:36 PM

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Learn a little bit of grammer and visit dictionary.com. After that, follow your own number 2, dumbass.

@Oddguy: heh, nice pun...
@alpha: what do u mean i dont know anything at all of what your saying and its not like im trying because i am but i just cant read it and when i did read and slowly put in the punctuation grammer and spelling they werent very good so i think you should no offense try harder next time kthxbie.

Dont call me a dumbass bitch . And actually Oddguy the bird in the middle seperated the sentences from one another . Ahh forget this is going nowhere . And whats youre problem esus ? I think you insulted me about spelling before and you were littered with spelling errors :D and Esus ''dumbass'' was not needed . That is how arguements start...wanker..

oddguy 09-10-2004 01:07 PM

Cyber-Slig, I'm not going to discuss grammar with you anymore.

Now...stop with the name calling and arguing! Get back to the thread topic.

I'm not trying to be mean, but the next person I see name calling or arguing is getting a warning.

-oddguy

Cyber-Slig 09-10-2004 01:17 PM

Which should have been done in the first place . So far it has been twice to me and none of the mods did anything about it . And like I said I wont argue about grammar either as it is going nowhere ... as for jokes ...hmm... Okay there was 3 sligs (this joke is based on the football (''soccer'' to you americans) game when France bet England at the last minute)
Okay 3 sligs were captured by muds . There was an Irish slig , English Slig and French Slig . They were each told that they could get one wish before getting 50 lashes . So the irish slig sais '' I wish I had a pillow on my back '' and he got lashed with a pillow on his back . The french slig sais ''I want two pillows on my back'' and then he got lashed . The muds told the english slig that since he was from a beautiful part of the world he could get two wishes he sais ''First I want the French slig tied to my back and I want 100 lashes not 50''

:D :D :D Maybe its unclear to read in typing but when you hear it in real life it is funny..

oddguy 09-10-2004 01:20 PM

I hadn't heard that joke before, CS. It was very funny! :lol:

Glad to see we're back on topic. ;)

-oddguy

Smell 11-23-2004 08:30 AM

very nice, CS :)

Software Bug 11-23-2004 09:52 AM

Woot!
Nice joke cyber-slig:)

Cyber-Slig 11-23-2004 10:10 AM

It runs in the male side of my family . Only problem is people can't speak Scottish so people won't get most of my jokes .

Oddish 11-23-2004 11:33 AM

I thought this thread was dead, how did it come back here?

Smell 11-23-2004 11:37 AM

It was in the oddworld discussion. I didn't think it was old.

2 fuzzels in the airing cupboard, which one's in the army?





The one on the tank.

oddguy 11-23-2004 02:21 PM

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I thought this thread was dead, how did it come back here?

When the forums went down, the last backup had been September 11th. Apparently this thread was still around at that time...thus it is still here.

-oddguy

Fuzzle Guy 11-24-2004 04:19 AM

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''First I want the French slig tied to my back and I want 100 lashes not 50''

That's right over my head, I don't get it at all

Edit: :lol: I get it now

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Try a more meaningful post next time, FG.

My edit above is for you :fuzwink:

oddguy 11-24-2004 10:14 AM

Try a more meaningful post next time, FG.

I'm vatching yoo! :stare:

-oddguy

Oddude_ 11-26-2004 12:48 AM

Here's my joke
 
Here's my joke: (The begining isn't funny, wait til the end)

Once there were 3 stupid, fat Clakkerz, who didn't knew how to talk.
One day the 3 Clakkerz walk outside, the 1st Clakker saw a mudokon that laughed and said: "3 fat Clakkerz, 3 fat Clakkerz...".
The 2nd Clakker walk to a restaurant, and saw a Slig, who said: "With a fork and with a knife, with a fork and with a knife...".
The 3rd Clakker walk to an airport, and heard a Glukkon, who said: "I'm first in line! I'm first in line!".

Once they saw a dead Vykker.
Stranger came and asked them: "Who killed this Vykker?",
The 1st Clakker said: "3 fat Clakkerz, 3 fat Clakkerz!"
Stranger asked: "How did you killed him?"
The 2nd Clakker said: "With a fork and with a knife, with a fork and with a knife!"
Stranger asked: "Do you want to go to jail?!"
The 3rd Clakker said: "I'm first in line! I'm first in line!"

Rincewynd 11-26-2004 11:42 AM

Thats quite good considering jokes (on any subject) are kind of hard to make up.
Sadly my joke is pants :p
Two sligs were walking across an area surrounded by a forest,
Slig 1: Would you just look at forest!
Slig 2: What, the one behind the trees?

Smell 11-27-2004 01:15 PM

My joke was simple, It was about teddy bears but I changed it to Fuzzels

Oddish 11-27-2004 02:55 PM

It's nothing to do with oddworld, but it could if you use yer imagenation.

How did the Indruder get into the house?









Indruder window. :p

Alpha 02-05-2005 10:34 AM

joke indeed: a priest enter's the parish and ask's the high priest will he write down what bad thing's people do and how many prayer's they have to say for each one, so the priest get's in to the confession box and someone walks in and says "father ive bin spreading my legs all around town" the priest looks at the sheet and says thats two hail marys and three our fathers, then another person walks in and says i gave my brother a blowjob he looks at the sheet but theres nothing there for blowjobs so he gos t o the alterboys and asks them "what does the high priest give for a blowjob" the alter boys answer "2 euro and a packet of crips".

ZANGG 09-27-2006 02:45 AM

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Why did the clakker cross the road?
Because you touch yourself at night.

Bullet Magnet 09-27-2006 09:17 AM

A slig, an outlaw and an intern were wandering through the desert for no adequately explored reason. They were starving, and thanked the Odd when they came upon an implausibly isolated compound.
"I'll go in first," said the slig. He encountered a Vykker. "Pleeze! I'm starving, I need food and brew!"
The Vyker considered it for a moment, then produced a hideously altered, bald fuzzle.
"Only if you pick the scabs off my fuzzle's face."
"Eww! That's disgusting, I'm not hungry enough for that!" The slig stormed out, disgusted.
The outlaw watched the slig with interest, and decided to try his own luck inside.
"Yoo, food, now," he demanded.
"Only if you pick the scabs off my fuzzle's face."
"What? Urgh, no way!" And the outlaw left to find his slig friend.
The intern plodded into the compound.
"Food?" Asked the Vykker. "Only if you pick the scabs off my fuzzle's face."
"Mmmmm-mmm!" Replied the intern. So using his slender, six fingered hands he peeled the scabs from the fuzzle, ignoring its cries of discomfort. He put them into a brown paper bag and threw them out the window. He then enjoyed the sight of paramite pies, scrab cakes and brew, but found that he could not eat them due to his stitched mouth.
A few hours later he emerged, having solved the puzzle of ingestion. He met his friends wearing big grins.
"Hey, we just found some delicious chips outside the compound. They were wrapped in a brown paper bag..."

ANGRY ELEPHANT 09-27-2006 05:29 PM

Why did the Mudokon possess the slig? Because glukkons don't like the way spooce smells!

ZANGG 09-27-2006 05:57 PM

What happened to the Mudokon when he slapped the slig?

He got shot.

Patrick Vykkers 09-27-2006 07:53 PM

What do you get when you cross a frog and a hillbilly?
Answer: Latamire Munch

ziggy 09-27-2006 09:26 PM

these jokes pretty much suck...

or they're just jokes with oddworld characters put in it.

ANGRY ELEPHANT 09-29-2006 04:05 AM

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a hillbilly?
Answer: Latamire Munch

Actually,the answer is Kermit The Frog