You're so pessimistic, Duck

There are many homosexual males on this forum who could vouch for Slog Bait being, from our experience, safe.

Including, uh... Slog Bait.

Slog Bait eats children!

You're a heterosexual white male. Nothing you say matters.

Get the fuck off my internet.

...is this what society has come to?!

Haha! Just be glad you don't have to deal with feminists.

Damn those women and their wanting equal rights. The idiots.

Also, chicken, we're all pretty gay, dude. It's also a forum prerequisite. Pretty sure even OANST is a bit queer now.

Ekhm, there's a certain blog about it

I'm naturally a little queer, being bisexual.

I'm pan, there are no special snowflakes here. ;)

I don't really see why people using basic coping mechanisms to deal with things they don't quite yet understand is a bad thing.

Regardless, this has gotten way off topic.

Who let you in?

E: Oh, new page.
Also, STM, feminists are scum. I'm pretty sure we've had this debate before.

Yup. Next post making a gay joke gets a warning unless accompanied by a lewd picture of yourselves.

Faggots.

So I guess we are back to posting pictures of ourselves, huh?

As opposed to talking about posting pictures of yourselves, yes.

I'm the good cop in this moderating team. Seriously! Someone post a picture otherwise Nate will be mean to you (And me).

I guess this counts :D
http://i.imgur.com/7SLQy6W.jpg

I like your style.

STM you can finally call me chicken.

Wrong one.

I regret talking about this.

Always and forever, mon petit poulet.

Vex, I can't stop laughing.

What the hell is that job?

Site supervisor/ quantity surveyor.

My soon to be wife and I working on a new yoga pose.

"yoga pose"

Yoga pose. Yes. She's amazing.

I bet I can do that.



to you

Have I mentioned that she's also gorgeous?

Okay, okay. I'll stop now. Still excited about the upcoming wedding is all.

geez, if you love her so much why don't you marry her

I may just have to do that!

Gay.

Maybe! I'm sure that word will be whispered a lot when people realize that we are BOTH taking each other's names. I'll be Mat Bell-Biliunas. I'll be that because I'm not more important than she is just because I have a dick.

Petition to change OANST's username to feminOANST.

That's actually really nice of you! Aww I'm so impressed.


Fuck sake OANST when did you become cute? Where's the belligerent old cunt of your younger years we all knew and loved?

Why not just combine them to Belliunas?

I actually considered that! It's still a possibility.

@STM: I was actually the sweetest, kindest kid I knew. Years of abuse, and being made to feel worthless turned me into something that I didn't like. I made a lot of effort to change in the past few years, but it wasn't until I found the person who I am completely, insanely in love with, and who loves me back, that it no longer took any effort at all. Having the person you love's face light up the moment you walk into a room, and the first thing they do is walk over and kiss you, before you even have a chance to get your coat off, and to have that every day, every time, for the past few years, well, that has had a very positive effect on my state of mind, and feelings of self worth.

This should have all been in the blog.

I think I knew a couple who took each others' first names as their middle name.

Mathew Stephanie Bell

Ehhhhhhh that may be too far.

Go the extra mile and switch names entirely. I can't think of anything that says 'I adore you' more.