Thank you, Sam.

I'd like to open with an obvious classic. If you don't like this.... then you're not gay. ;)

Fucking seriously? Please stop.

Okay, that made "pingas" funny again.

Robotnik scared the shit out of me in that one.

uguu~

Now I get why Enchilado did that!

No more sugar for me at 2 in the morning.

Stop whining.

Not everyone in the audience is gay folks BUT HEY, THAT'S AAAAAALRIGHT, HEH HEH.

Sam?

Nope, not everyone is packing fudge in Moira's bowels this evening, Pilot.

Hah, well it looks like you're certainly packing in the jokes this evening.

*standing ovation*

*green "APPLAUSE" sign*

*red "BAN" sign*

*large "BOO" sign*

Yeah everyone's havin' fun.

Are you even a real pilot, Pilot?

Don't ask him, ask Moya.

I don't know who that is or what inside joke you're referring to. Anyway, to answer the original question and stay on topic like a Good Member, 2-month difference, both 16. It was awesome

damn you all i'm a fucking virgin

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/a...7&d=1190566627



Taco, go read this and stfu.

You're so nice to me DI.

Oh and just to stay on topic:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/43...33975a40_m.jpg

He's a charming bloke, nice to everyone.

you're like a robot. a boring robot.

EDIT: and Taco, why are you letting Havoc fuck you?

Who says I'm consenting? And I knew someone would make a havoc reference because of that pic. You guys are predictable robots

i just knew you'd make a robotic, calm and collected statement like that. you're a robot.

ima robot thats why i no get laid :(

and Taco, if you didn't wish for a reference about Havoc, why did you post the picture? the thread is about sex, not zoophilia - PLEASE DON'T JOIN JUST TO POST IN HERE, WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK

God damn it. If Hitler was still alive, I'd ask him to Holocaust all of you.

Except DI.

*fap fap fap* :D

AWWWWWWW


for the record, i'm not a robot but i've got a mechanical hand

^DALTH VADEL

FUCK YOU

I'M A VIRGEN

I don't know if anyone told you, but sex is really quite awesome. You should try it out some time.

Except when Dorian only wants me to be on top then its like doin pushups and situps at the same time only with my wiener involeved i mean come on

I haven't been on top in a looooong time. I refuse to do push ups during sex.

How's that pimp hand? Strong, I assume.

You lucky adult men, I can only wish I'll be like you! I think I'm going to be this shit for a long time if I don't change :(

You've shattered everything I held sacred about Italians, AiN.

Alcar...

I heard sex was fun?

you're not sure?

He puts a question mark at the end of everything? It can get confusing I think?

And yes, sex is very fun.

Ugh, that's enough to make anyone lose their innocence.

You lazy cunts.

Grounder is so adorable. Scratch should totally have had a German accent.

Bear in mind, dear Leto, they're both old farts. If they go on top they're liable to have a heart attack.

I think I almost did have a heart attack during sex a few months ago. We were both drunk, and I was performing well above average. About half an hour in, I felt as if my chest were going to explode. I had to stop, go into the bathroom, and sit there on the floor for about ten minutes before I felt like I might live through the night.

Sorry to hear that. :(
Are you sure it's not just because April is really good?