That happened yesterday. So many spammers and flamers..

Granted, but it doesn't make you fat or get pimples it (rapes you) makes you smaller. So small no one can see you or care for you. You are then taken away by a radioactive goose who feeds you to ants and stuff.

I wish for a radioactive goose.

As you wish, But it blows up and sets your hair on fire.

I wish for a pretty pegasus that could kick ass.

Granted. It kicks your ass :D

I wish I could control time, in any way I wanted. So I can skip the rest of my school years and start my career already >.<

You make a time paradox and change the future so that Lorne was never born...And that makes people sad.

I with that Mat guy would answer my email...I'm not sure if I sent it right, are you supposed to go to windows email editor then file then send to then mail recipent?

He does answer you e-mail!
But he sens you 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Spam e-mails with his message hidden in one of them so you have to to go through each one until you die on the e-mail before the one with the message

I wish i one the 100 metre sprint todayon sports day

You do, but at the cost of exerting yourself so much you immediately die of heart failure afterwards.

I wish I had the sprites of the Meeches.

Granted. You do. Now people are gonna rape you for them.

I wish Zerox had the meech sprites, but paradoxed the world whilst doing it.

Thus, erasing these very forums from the historical, present and future side of existence onto the side of non-existence.

ONTOPIC:The world is paradoxed and attacked by sprite meeches.

I wish for a new PC with high-end components.

granted, but you need 200m to buy it. :]

I wish for Fortesque to be a super bunny :]

Granted, but he (rapes you) turns into Super Fortesque instead. His mind controlling powers and super uh...disk reading vision kick your ass and he runs out of rings and turns back into normal Fortesque.

I wish I was Super Chubfish! With some cool superpowers!

You do and your super power is to rape hamsters

I wish chubfish would stop saying corruptions with rape in them

I would've never had any idea anyone would wish for that...

rapes you... :nonono:

I wish I had that disk reading vision. I could play my PS2 games without having to get a new laser. It's freaking expensive, like, 400 kn.
(Kuna [coo-nah] on wiki)
Or in other words, around 70$.

ONTOPIC:
Chubfishes corruptions get mad and rape you... :lol:

I wish I had disk reading vision.

Granted, you are given the almighty power of (rape!!!) disk reading! Now you can read any disk! But you read a disk with a virus and become corrupt. You are now Chaos Fortesque13!

I wish I had the power of...CHUBFISH-Y uh...propellor flying turkey radioactive fish thing! Vision!

You get radiated and eventually die...

I wish I wasn't such a pussy.

You are a dick.

I wish Mass Effect got a T rating.

I just KNEW someone would post that... Maybe I should've typed "wuss".

OT:
Mass Effect never gets published.

I wish I wasn't such a wuss.

now you beat up everyone and get hurled in jail. you break out and beat up the cops, kill the president and take his place, then invade other countries. Then you become the Ruler of the world empire.

I wish I didnt have to go to school

What's so bad about that?

You don't. No education=no job=becoming a hobo=dying of hunger.

I wish I could have more energy so I can stay up at least 'till 10am.

You get a boost of energy, but your wussy body couldn't handle it all and you die at 9:59 AM.

I wish for a great, big hug.

Granted, but you get hugged by George W Bush, then he rapes you repeatedly, for the rest of your life.

I wish i was a vampire. with guns.

Granted, although the guns are replicas and your only a half vampire.

I wish I had no stinky hat.

You get a doody hat.

I wish I was CJ with my favorite mods.

Uhhh....I don't know what cj is, wish corrupted, you get locked in a cupboard by Max.

I wish for an excuse for my character to beat up everyone in W@RF...:pIs not serious.

Granted, but then Splat gets irritated and bans you from the forum.

I wish my internet connection would stop being such a complete t*at.

Granted, but now its not acting like a total t*at. It's not acting at all!

I wish I had t3h intornetz under my contr0l.

CJ, the main character of GTA:San Andreas...

You accidentally ban yourself from the internet.

I wish Gangland had more soundtrack that I could import into Mafia.

You import them into the mafia but then agent Smith comes out and throws you on to a train line where you get run over.
I wish Alcar makes me a mod.

Granted, but then you ban everyone and rule the world with tiny grammah and speeling arrors and mistahkes and rename everyone MoxCo's slave. You think its going well, but then a ninja comes called Racla and pwns your ass. Then, Alcar mysteriously was Racla! Notice the reversed name...

I wish I had no spot on my nose...it's painful :(

Granted, it's now on your... actually, no, I won't say where it is to protect the little ones.

I wish I didn't have a big gut.

Granted but your gut becomes so small that you can't even eat a pea

I wish I chould turn into any animal

Your dead, you hear me, dead-

Granted, but the animal that you try to turn into becomes extinct and you get caught and put on a strict breeding program with the last of their species. You then die of shock...

I wish I had a spot somewhere other than my body.

Granted, it's on your shirt, and you just can't get out the stain....

I wish I could choose when to die.

wish granted! But you are shot by Alcar while hunting for you

I wish i had the darkness

You get lost in it...

I wish my bro and my mom would be at the sea for longer than one week, so I can be hjome alone longer with noone to bug me.

They are away for a year, and so you miss your mummy and cry, thus annoying whoever else you live with.

I wish.....Uhhh....I could fly away to Wales!

You do fly to our wonderful country but I find you and kill you.

I wish I was the boss of mcdonalds and make billions of money

Noone. I'm staying all alone for a week. YAY!

You get sued for apparent spitting in the food and lose all those billions.

I wish I had a ham and cheese sandwich with some tomatoes right now.

Granted, but you get food poisoning.

I wish that i could have magic powers.

Your fireball spell goes wrong...

I wish I could find some more darkish organ+choir music. The only one I've got at the moment is Medievil...

(Can anyone seriously help me with that after corrupting the wish? Game soundtrack, movie soundtrack, anything?)

You find it, only to find it's gone outta style.

I wish for a bullet proof body.

(i can't help you, sorry.)