A. Day the day he died.
Q. One fish, two fish, red fish, _____ fish.

A: Blue fish.

Q: Who is Jeremy Pinderson?

A. Ya mum.
Q. How much does the 'Candy Man' cost?

A: A few pence if his name is Bertie Bassett.

Q: Who shot my guitar?

A. Alf_shall_rise did.
Q. Would youy be happy if an arab bombed the white house and all the politics were inside?

A: Not really. Then anarchy'd ensue, and that's never fun (and for the record, it's "politicians" ;)).

Q: What's the greatest video game ever created?

HALOOOO! (edit: and maybe metroid)

Ridley says what?

Yeah. He's been saying that for a while... Surprized you didn't hear him. :nonono:




What the hell do head-humpers do?

A: Hump heads...?

Q: G'd 'em?

A: Totally.

Q: Wut?

Man-made fish bits.

Stomach Sandwich or Tongue Toast?

A: Tongue toast. Yummy.

Q: Is there a fly in my soup?

A: No, there's an eye in your soup.

Q: Wedding! Whose is it?

A. It's Oddjob, getting married to his pet rock.
Q. Whats oddjob's wifes [the rock] name?

It's stupid answers for stupid questions. not sensible answers for sensible questions.

A: I have no idea what you asked. Your English is horrid, sir.

Q: Would I make a good forensic analyst?

Well, assuming you can analyze forensics, sure...




damn.... what's a really stupid question?

Yes, he cant even read people's questions how could he be a
forensic analyst:)

Why do people keep watching TV?

A: Because there are hypnotic waves that come out of ever television that compel them to watch it.

Q: Why can't summer hurry up and get here?

Amen. Frost on the ground, no sun, a stiff wind and 25 degrees in Two Rivers. I blame Al Gore.
Who do you think would be a better friend to have, The Fresh Prince or Jazzy Jeff? I'm a Jazzy Jeff guy, The Fresh Prince seems like a real flatleaver.

OT: I don't know if Stattik's style of stupid Q&A is appropriate, but I'll answer anyway. Sorry, Stattik if you are alright with how you are posting.

A: Jeff Randall, not Marty Hopkirk.

Q: Where did Mr Bean go?

A: Off to a normal acting career, which is a shame. I liked Mr. Bean.

Q: If a gang threatened your entire family, what would you do?

A: Cry. Then move. Across Country. Or out of country, if the police couldn't do anything about it.

Q: Favorite practical joke?

A: "Hey, I'm sorry to be the one to inform you of this tragedy, but...you're entire family was killed by a drunk driver. I'm very sorry that this has befallen your en-April Fools! Why are you looking at me that way? It was a joke. Hey, put tha knife down! Sheesh, what's this world coming to when an innocent joke involving the death of your entire family isn't appreciated?"

Q: Wasn't that a long explaination?

A: Eh. I've heard (read) longer.

Q: What do you not want to find in the dark?

A: You. :p

Q: If you were a kleptomaniac, how would you get caught?

A: I'd confess.
Q: What is love?

A: A song from Haddaway.

Q: What are you listening to right now?

A: Opie and Anthony.

Q: Aren't you bored?

A: I aren't bored.
Q: Is english your unnative language?

A. Quite impossibley not so on opposite day.
Q. Why don't I have a question?

A: If you don't, then you most certainly do.
Q: Have you ever tried to eat a citris fruit whilst drunk?

A: I don't drink. So no.

Q: Which inferno was designed for you? (I honestly don't believe anyone here will understand this reference, but if someone does, they will officially be the coolest person on the forum)

A: The most inferno-ey one.
Q: AC or DC?

A: R2 and D2.

Q: Why does MoxCo think I'm married to a rock?

A: Because MoxCo is incapable of any and all logical thought.

Q: Why do I dislike MoxCo so much?

A: Because he is incapable of any and all logical thought.

Q: Am I right?

A: Yes, but that's not all :).

Q: Who's impression does the Shroud of Turin bare? That of Jesus Christ or Jacques de Molay?

A: I always thought more along the lines of a Rowan Atkinson impression.

Q: Why do I wish that I didn't eat all the peanuts I had left in the house?

Some of them weren't peanuts....

they were acorns...





Why!!!??? Why did this have to happen?! I could've been there to save you... I could have been... but... I wasn't. Why do the innocent always have to die!?!?!?

A: I'm alive again. *starts eating Arxyl* I am the undead.

Q: Why? Why did I kill you? You owed me a tennar! I'll never get it now! Why?