Cameltoe = Happy joyz

200 pound of beef hanging out = Lame...

I think penises are hot. I am very much in love with my penis.

And tits.

I'm very much in love with my tits. No, I'd say it's more of a love-hate relationship.

Alcar...

I have, in my life, seen one or two attractive penises online. The ones I've seen in person were generally nothing to write home about.

This is what i read the first time.

penises = hawt

some, however, = hilarious and ugly as fuck

:lol:

Ah yes, online. Online has all kinds of attractive vagina's. Never found one in real life that looks remotely like them online things.

I've been blessed with seeing both an attractive vagina and an attractive penis in my time.

I was still more interested in other parts.

Like... tits? Or... what?

thighs, back, ass, neck or perhaps (you may have never thought of this) face

All of the above, also shoulders.

Yeah well, it's the things I can't see that tickle me. If I want to see sexy thighs, backs, asses, necks or faces I'll go to the beach or the swimming pool, thank you very much.

wow, whhat a creeper. o.O

I'm sorry, Leto. What do you do if you happen to be at the beach by yourself?

MASTURBATE? HIDE YOUR BONER?

dear lord.

At the same time? O_O

Someone masturbated in a class I was in once when I was fourteen and I was like OH DEAR GOD MAN WHAT THE TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU DOING?

was it Herman? it was Herman, wasn't it?

Fucking Herman, I hate that kid.

I once saw one that was shaped like a periscope; pointed straight up but curved forward at the top. Also, some two or three inches shorter than he claimed it to be.

Thankfully he scored reasonably on the WoF 'Other Parts' scale.

This should totally be a standardized form of measurement: 'The WoF Scale'.

As long as it's administrated by a country that doesn't still measure in royalty's feet.

Alcar...

a man with peen issues (obv not you) always says he is at least 1 inch bigger than he actually is.

The other issue is that most guys don't know where they're meant to measure from, so they put the ruler under their wang, thus giving themselves several extra inches. Measurement is meant to happen along the top, thus giving a more standardised arrangement whilst being rather less flattering to the individual.

I, too, am frustrated by that. It can ruin an evening.

Alcar...

lol dicks

Ah, thankyou. I'm genuinely glad you cleared that up.

Why'd you be at the beach by yourself?

Sake of argument stuff...

Because nobody wants to indulge in his hobby of tiger-fucking with him.

I don't fuck tigers at the beach dude, I'd get arrested.