A Catholic priest is just walking out of his church for lunch when a man runs up to him. His eyes are wild, his hair straggly and he looks like he's been through a hell of a lot.
'Father,' he gasps, 'Last night I commited several blasphemous sex acts with a teenage virgin, her sister and their mother!'
'Well,' says the priest, 'That's certainly an "interesting" story, but why are you telling me? I just got replaced in the confessions box by another priest.'
'Are you kidding? I'm telling everybody!'

Heh, after three re-reads I get it

I read it 6 times and still don't get it.

I read it once and said "meh".

Would you kindly explain the joke to me?

He's excited that he fucked a couple sister's and their mom.

See, that's what I thought it was on first reading. Then reading down I found that someone 'got it', at which point I densely analyzed it for ten minutes to find something to get.

Oh, I see. Now I get it.

Train Com: We are sorry for that bumpy ride, some selfish gits threw themselves in front of the train, and due to cut backs we cannot finish this announce-

Is that a joke?

If you didn't laugh, try and picture it as if Andy Parsons was saying it.

Is that a joke?

The executioners at Breendonk concentration camp were so stupid. They had no imagination. For instance, they could have made their victims look at themselves in the mirror.

No Ziggy, that's just, no, no!

Hypocrite.

i killed a man.

Put a gun upto his head?

pulled the trigger, now he's dead.

Mother! Life had just begun!

Now I've gone and blown it all away!


Best 1000th post ever.

i enjoyed the ride.

Congrats on your 1000th post! Glad to have shared it with you!

Joke: Today London was petrified as a bomb was left outside a mosque, thankfully, we have been told not worry as Police have successfully moved it...back inside.

OMG U RASEIST!

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porshe?





A: A porcupine has its pricks on the outside.

What do you call an iron Father Christmas?
Santa Fe.

Our love life is like a box of chocolates...
...My fingers are brown and sticky when we're done.

That's what my momma always said.

What's got six legs and two heads?

Nirvana.

Your mom used to tell jokes about the two of your's love life?

Two fat blokes sitting at the bar, one nods his head and says to the other, "Your round."

The other one replies, "So are you, you fat cunt!"

It was a fucking Forrest Gump reference you fucking cunt.

I believe it goes "Life is like a box of chocolates, nobody likes the black ones," Sorry if I offend you, well I'm not but yeh. XD