Photos or it didn't happen...

Yeah, well.

Most of said wet dreams involve me being female and having sex. Rubbing my penis doesn't make me aroused. My New Year's Resolution is actually to do something about this little transsexual problem of mine.

Become a woman? Because we desperately need a resident transsexual.

I'm already borderline.

lol

You have internet. Look up porn. There's plenty of it. You'll get an erection. Done.

I'd become the resident MTF simply for the clothes, but I love my penis too much.

Alcar...

I am forever in doubt about the penis situation. Some days it's like "fuck yeah penis", others it's like "god damn you're knobbly"

This thread gets wierder every day.

Bring back Sidney.

Not a particular fan of porn. Fantasies do the job reasonably, but I can't ever quite "get there".

@Max: I find your flippancy disturbing.

You remember me myself.

You want him to fantasize about you?

I think he meant that he reminds him of himself. But your version works, too.

Do you remember when I was annoying... everytime... I meant that.

You mean your last post?

Every post :tard: (fuck you XD)

That's my boy.

Second that.

YEAH!

I find your denial about your own true identity disturbing.

It's not denying, so much as a 'tiptoeing around my identity because I want to be a broody teenager'.

we've all been there. a few stay.

Huh?

So no one found the correlation between breakfast and virginity interesting?

Interesting, yes. But correlation does not equal causation. More likely another factor is responsible for both (if there is any relationship at all). Those influencing responsibility seem probable.

For breakfast today I had dinner. For dinner I will have breakfast.

Where’s my bedroom fun?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT

My door is always unlocked....

We'll be having a dinner screwjob followed by a breakfast massage.

Penis!

It's the usual sexual innuendo that Pilot takes one step too far. It happens.

I'd like to elaborate on this. If you are insinuating that I'm just being a broody teenager and/or going through a phase, then I would point out to you that I have been feeling this way for at least 4 years now.

Oh, and, I get cuddly with males.