Granted, but the scrabs get, drag you out and eat you, then throw your bones into the sea where a seaex eats it and then chokes. The vykkers find the huge corpse of the searex and die of shock. Vykkers labs #8 crashes and blows up, buring a forest down where countless muds, and wildlife die.
I wish I was a mango |
Poof! You're a mango! You sit in your tree and sunbathe. No one comes to pick you off your tree to eat you and you're happy. Until one day you hear a "snap", and you plummet ten feet to the ground. No major damage- you're good.
Then you rot. Bummer. I wish technology didn't hate me. |
Granted! Technology loves you! But now everything else you like hates you. Forever.
I wish EVERYONE WERE MY SLAVES. |
Lucille bald and Pee wee lead a slave rebellion against you, and you are shunned to stay in your house while Pee wee and Lucille bald enjoy their fame and record in history.
I wish I could meet Lucille bald. |
Unfortunately for you, he's been killed. *aims sniper rifle*
I wish I didn't have to go to bed. |
You become an insomniac and die from lack of sleep.
I wish I wasn't an insomniac. |
Granted, but you still die from old age and that...
I wish, no I REALLY wish that Abe's Oddysee was more glitchy... |
Granted but it becomes so glicthy that its unplayerble
I wish the simpsons were real. |
Granted, but they all rape you. MUHAHAHAHA-
I wish that Abe's Oddysee was glitchier than it already is, but only by a teeny weeny tiny winy midget sized amount. Beat that! |
That teeny weeny tiny winy midget sized glitch makes you get crushes when you first land in Rupture Farms.
I wish I had a microphone. |
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You get your microphone, but it (rapes you, lol) misses a component, therefore it is broken. A thief breaks into your house and steals it before you get the chance to complain to the seller. I wish I... had ONE wish right now... |
Granted, but it gets corrupted.
I wish I was faster. |
Missed it again, eh? Tough luck...
You become so fast you (get raped) bump into a wall at the speed of 999 mph and splatter all around the street! I wish that wish was uncorruptible... |
You get bashed for being unfair.
I wish I had a giant chocolate sundae RIGHT NOW. |
You get such a BIG sundae it melts too fast and drowns you!
I wish I had a cup of coffee NOT made by me. |
You drank it. What? Poisoned?
I wish I had lumps of my pudding pops. |
Granted, but they (lol rape you xD) get angry and eat you.
I wish I had chunky chicken wings. |
You get them (and you rape yourself with it) but they fly away...
I wish I hadn't eaten so much right now... |
Granted. You keep shrinking until you're nothing.
I wish I knew the name of this song. |
Granted, but you forget which song it was. Then someone uh...rapes you.
I wish that cheese on toast tasted a bit nicer. But not as nice as chocolate and not as nasty as that wierd crap I got from the cafeteria at school. |
It tastes funny.
I wish I had no mental obligation not to tell the school my friends mum kept her off schoool so she could clean the kitchen....No, I'm not kidding, I hate them right now. |
Wait for it...Not Granted!
I wish for t3h matrix to be real again. |
Agent Smith turns you into himself.
I wish the Earth was peaceful. |
The Earth is peaceful, not us.
I wish for a insta homework doer. |
granted but because its handwriting is diffrent to yours to teacher find you out and you are forced to do every piece of homework again
I wish sligstorm had a full version of his rpg |
Granted, but that was the full version lol.
I wish slig 7665 would uh do flips. |
He tries to do one, but makes a mistake and (rapes you) lands on your head.
I wish I... would have a better wish than this one. |
Granted, but...Not Granted!
I wish for more BOILER! |
So much boiler it overwhelms you. You're no longer existing.
I wish for a drum beat. |
XD
Granted, the drum beats you. HAHAHAHA! I wish for moar reasons to have boiler. |