A. With adult supervision.
Q. Steve Irwin + Borat + Captain Cook + George Washington = |
A: Mr. Bean
Q: Who ate all the pies? |
King Kong. First he hogs the hot chick, now this!
Know why OANST repents? |
A. Yes I dont.
Q. Who is that guy aiming a rifle at me? |
A: The ghost of Lee Harvey Oswald.
Q: When I die, can you promise me an exciting, action packed funeral? |
A: But, of course. There will be gun fights and explosions at every turn.
Q: If you were invulnerable, but had thousands of knives permanently stuck in you, would you want to die? |
Trick question, I would want play Monopoly!
Woman or man? |
A. manWo.
Q. Are you black and blue? |
Yes. If you are not, I can make you black and blue.
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Q: Why is the crocodile/alligator in MoxCo's avatar wielding an axe? |
A: It thinks it's a beaver. ( But really it is a YUGIOH card)
Q: Do you Spread good will and kind nature :) :) :) |
A: I most certainly do not :).
Q: Is the government keeping tabs on this forum? OT: ...people still play Yu-Gi-Oh? |
A: Yes, because we're all part of an experiment to test the effectiveness of an online mental institution.
Q: What's gonna get us? |
A: Bigfoot. He's out there watching, you know.
Q: If I won the lottery, what would you do? |
A. Masturbate copiously.
Q.Will my children overthrow the world before I get the chance? |
A: No, their to worried about if they are mistakes or not?
Q: How many cars can I drive at once? |
A: Depends. How many clones do you have?
Q: Is glass fun to throw at people? If yes, why? |
Yes, because they act as if they had assulted.
Why can't Frogger swim in any of his games? OT: Sorry for not posting a question earlier. |
A: Because he was rasied on dry land most of his life. Plus, he has hydrophobia.
Q: Why can't you see? OT: No problem, dude :p. |
A: Because his glasses are three inches thick. That, and he has no eyes.
Q: If a river could sing, what would it say? |
A: It would say "Gee, I sure wish those rednecks didn't dump all that toxic waste into me. Hey, that rhymed. I should become a poet!"
Q: Venom or Spiderman? |
A: Trick question. They're opposites, so they cancel each other out- like 2 and -2.
Q: What's your party quirk? |
Two drops of vodka. I go party mad if that happens. Any more than two will make me go unconscious.
Feeling cheesy? |
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OT: A. mmm.....cheese. Q. :fuzgrin:+:fuzmad:= |
A: :robot:
Q: What time is it right now on the moon? |
Ask the moon itself.
Who's the baby in the link of Moxco's sig? |
A. Baby Snuzi. I put it there just for him.
Q. When will alf rise? |
Please ignore this post.
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Alf shall rise as soon as you stop double posting... which isn't anytime soon. ;)
What if Kronos could fly a dinosaur? OMGEEzors. That would be, like, so totally, like, awezomez! |
A: LOLZ!!111! liek totaleez hee wood haf wingz end flii!!11!
Q: Wasn't that a mess of a sentence? |