scalp, puncturing his

Bowels, which is

why he decided

OT: Bowels? In his scalp?

to sleep in

OT: my banana told me to type it.

his father's corpse

breasts and neck

which smelled of

that day, so

he peacefully yawned

and fell into

a large hairy

pouch filled with

magical glowing fireflies

that tasted awful

and so he

OT: He wasn't meant to eat the magical glowing fireflies!!

threw them up

OT: I know he wasn't, but it made this story exciting :p

and flew away

using his new

sparkly neon wings

to annhiliate Bush

and his giant

army of morons

with the Moonbatbot

and many other

strange beings which

hated Israel and

glowed in the

light, and caused

a nuclear meltdown

in the land