A.)Sure.*Goes to kitchen and grabs a pack of raisins*Hi Mr.Raisin.Is Abe real?
Q.)Is Abe Babe Abe's babe? |
A. Yeah, buddy!
Q. Where the hell have I been? |
with your wife of course :D welcome back OANST
why did you ditch us? :fuzsad: |
Q1: A train leaves a blue banana at 57:00 in the midsummer. It crashes into a week old casserole. What is a Zoodledooddlemooklewoo?
Q2: Why are moms afraid of scary cows on the moon? Q3: Why is your head on fire? |
1. a thing
2. case they dont like orange milk 3. GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Q. GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH???? |
A: Ah hah hah, ah... sorry. That was me.
Q: Why did I end up with nothing better to do than set splaty's hed on fire? |
A: cause i havent posted in my wonderful fics for way to long. I really should go deal with that... maybe later!
Q. Why did i stop writing? |
A: Becous you like seeing us suffering!!
Q: Why does Splat like seeing us suffering???? |
A: Because he's Splat
Q: If an electric train is going north, and the wind is going south, in what direction does the electricity go? |
A: To Bloaty's Pizza Hog.
Q1: What IS the Hokey-Pokey all about? Q2: Why do you have to catch 'em all? Q3: Why is the sad cebu sad? Q4: Is the canoe wood or aluminum? Q5: Why is there a sign in my head that says, "For Rent"? |
Wow, another veggietales fan!
1. a bunch o people makin fools of themselves 2. dont think, drink 3. cause he cant understand the mute cebu 4. wood 5. cause no ones renting it yet Q. If i ate 4 bananas one day and 11 oranges the next day how many cherries are there on a plum tree? |
A: none.
Q: Why are there cherries on a plum tree? |
A: because "seven ate nine"
Q1: Why is his head so big? WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG???? Q2: Atomic strawberries? Q3: If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Q3: What is the square root of fresh cut spring meatballs? Q4: Why did George Cherry cut down the Washington tree? Q5: Every time I look in the mirror, I see a Gabbit. Why? Q6: Why does lemon juice have artificial lemon and dishwasher soap have real lemon? |
1: ?!..dunno
2: Yes, as well as radioactive cucumbers.. 3: HABBA! 3: Mmm..meatballs. 4: Becuase he stole his last name. 5: Your a Gabbit..either that or a Gabbit is haunting your house.. 6: Because lemons like dishwasher soap more than juice. Q: My head is big?! |
A: Si, Senor!
Q1: Who? Q2: If I'm a Gabbit, how do I steal a wheel chair from the hospital? Q3: What is the speed velocity of a sparrow carrying a coconut? Q4: What the? Q5: Why is there a slig wearing underwear on it's back approaching me with a plunger? Q6: Why is my pet beaver wearing a viking helmet? |
A1,2,3,4,5,6: You're crazy
Q: Why are you asking so many questions at once? |
A: Asking is part of knowledge.
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2. by throwing a lot of nerve gas about 3. 0 m/h 4. the what? 5. he wants to steal your brain! 6. cause he wants horns Q. Why do teachers teach? |
A: Because those who can, do.
Q: why is Splat a freak experiment? |
Ithought a serious answer would be better for this one: http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=6940
Why is it that when you spell esus backwards you get suse? |
A: Just because.
Q: If jon has two apples, and homer has seven oranges, why don't they just shuddup and eat? -_-;; Q2: Why did I paint my nails? o_O;; |
A. I agree entirely
A2. umm... seventeen Q. Why is Ann Neely yleeN nnA backwards? |
A: Providence.
Why is Splat, Talps backwards? |
...uh... Pie?
Why are ther zombies in my basement? |
A: Have a look at your sig image...
Q: Why is Splats name Talps backwards? |
A: Becous he talps alot.
Q: Why does Splat talps??? |
A: Because he's a talpser.
Q: Why is my name spelt backwards ... ... um... never mind that question. Q: What is my name? |
Q1: Its not...or at least I dont think it is... ?? 0_o ??
Q2: Screen name- Seargentbig actuall name- ????? Why's my skin blue? ....and why does my oatmeal have a mushroom growing out of it? |
cause theres no Q in robot andget new oatmeal!
if i talps a lot, what does broogaba mean? |
A: Somethin'.
Q1: Why do I draw Oddworld comics 24/7? Q2: Why is my brain made of overratiated mashed potatoes? Q3: Why am I gnawing off my fingernails up to my elbow? Q4: And how am I doing that? |
A to Q1: What else can you do with a brain out of mashed potatoes.
A to Q2: Cos you sold the original one to a madman that looked like Einstein. A to Q3: Because you have to think while drawing. A to Q4: I suppose it's a gift, like the mutants. My question: Why do I get this Deija-vu feeling when I'm writing this? |
A: Because your brain is made of hot cereal.
Q1: IS IT ME?? IS IT??? Q2: Why are there Evil Pink Bunny Slippers under my bed? Q3: Will malicing them with a shoehorn kill them? |
This thread is so old! Aren't any of you sick of it yet?
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i want it closed now. Whos with me?
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*raises hand*
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No way! This roxs!
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No, it's gay. There's already 24 pages (which is just unbelievably ridiculous), and it's starting to get on my nerves. I mean, I come to offtopic to see if there's any new posts and the only new ones are in the eye-sore of a thread and that's really getting old.
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*Pokes Sligslinger*
Sure it's old. But it's not like it's scumbing to decay, is it? Ok, you give me enough good reasons to close this thread, and I'll stop arguing. But complaining because you were expecting something else in the new posts... |
Who cares, Sligslinger? Sheesh... you people and your arguing...
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Yes. you're right. Let's continue.
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A2: Beats me. A3: Worth a try. Kaboom! Q: Why does my computer buzz loudly when it has a CD inside? |