I've been trying to spend my money more wisely lately; impulsive purchases, cheeseburgers and beer, these are the things I need to cut down spending on. But I found this incredible Ski Mask at the hobby shop for 30$ and I had to have it.

I know it's Cthulhu but...

My first thought was Slig.

Here's me being a cunt in the cunty hat I made in cunty art college.

https://i.imgur.com/LIBSE82.gif

Such a cunt.

I'm sad that I still can't +rep that :(

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/...9a&oe=5487BCAA

hashtagyoloswag420.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...51f55cf4876bfb

This be an older picture of me back when I was but a wee lad.

Me and the family used to be really into pirates and we all had full outfits. I still have a number of weapon accessories, including a large battleaxe, a cutlass, a fake flintlock which is what broke my front tooth in half, and a staff where the handle looks like a flintlock, but if you unscrew the handle off it turns into a dagger.

The seas 'ad been kind, and I but wish that I could sail again.

Pocky is yum.
http://puu.sh/bPPCH/f3907fc87a.jpg

A girl once punched me in the nipple for stealing one of her Mikado (Which I'm pretty sure are the same thing)

The most recent picture I had of myself for an NUS card, which I actually had to put in the effort of scanning in and cropping from 6 sheet of 35x45's.

http://i1270.photobucket.com/albums/...ps497346db.png

I stare into your soul.

Don't panic now, but I think you have some sort of strange parasitic growth on the top of your head.

1. How big is your nipple? Or how small were her fists?
2. Yeah, I've had Mikado before but Pocky is yummer.
That's a bit rude, Nat- Holy fucking shit your avatar just moved again, what is this black magic?

How did it take this long for you to notice?

Could have just meant that she hit him directly in the nipple. doesn't have to mean that her entire hand perfectly hit the circumference of his nipple.

You must be fun at parties.

Wait Nate's avatar moves again?

No, you alright?

And everyone mocked me for stating the obvious when I exposed Nate's trickery...

No, I pretty much just grab a bunch of food, find a dark corner and hang around there alone slowly eating. Sometimes another introvert comes by and we sit in silence together.

Uhhh... I changed my avatar back to the static one a few days ago. If you're seeing it move now you either need to clear your internet cache or increase your meds.

#bathroom #selfies #sexy #dirtymirror





My old highschool's Jazz Cabaret evening has a Blues Brothers theme this year.

That's irrelevant though. I just took these photos when I got home from work.

http://i.imgur.com/TKKcOry.jpg?2

Work selfieeeee

dat double chin tho

those shears are what I used on the alpacas

Fuck sake, your costume is better than mine. :(

Jason costume is always better for halloween than gay-guy costume.

Homosexuality is really scary tho

Coz you can catch the gay.

But isn't "giving a gay candy" (with 'gay' as a noun) ambiguous?

what costume?

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.n...8d524cc76de1ab

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/...20&oe=54E0A87B

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...0ed3171a478f7f

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.n...9b3028aa80896e

You're banned forever.

Or you'll be a mod by the end of the week. Taking all bets.

Should have asked for $170...

I'm confused. Can someone please annotate STM's photo, pointing out the second chin? I sure as hell can't see it.

Please don't. >.>

:))

STM has more chins than Shanghai.

Unless they're hiding behind the facial hair, I don't see how they could exist.

You know what is even worse? The amount of overly confident heterosexual men who have to make their sexuality apparent by telling idiotic sex jokes. Sorry if that offended anyone.

I can tell this guy's going to be a barrel of laughs.

Yes, because people enjoying jokes is just disgusting.

The lack of quality makes the jokes terrible, the sheer quantity is what gets to me. And then you have to ask yourself, " am I safe around these people? Is this what society has come to? "