I'd never do that. I have seen videos of it and just thought to myself "How the hell do they take that!?"

Definatly not something I would ever try, giving or recieving.

If it hurts you're doing it wrong. Why do people always want to rush anal? Trying that is something you should take your time for. Have a nice relaxing bath together, do some foreplay, have plenty of lube handy and spend as long as you need to make it work without it hurting.

It was done properly. Though I don't think there is anyway of avoiding pain the first time when your "opening up" if you know what I mean.

There's a difference between real pain and a slightly uncomfortable feeling because it's your first time. The first should, IMO, not happen. It's perfectly possible to stretch up without it hurting, as long as you take your time to do it.

Well I'd like to think we did it properly. Nothing bad happened anyway.

Well, damn. Havoc gave good advice. And about bumsex, too.
(I was going to write 'poojabbing' in reference to Alcar's sig, but it just made me feel nauseous)


The only thing I have to add is that it's a bad idea for your first attempt to be done with someone else. Leaving aside the fact that you're going to be tight, you'll probably be more nervous and that will make it difficult to relax. After all, it's a reflex for the sphincter muscle to clamp down and you need to train yourself to get past that. Best to try things out on your own first and get used to the feeling before inviting anyone else to have a go.

after reading 23 pages of your dirt and tricks and tips, i feel compelled to tell you a story of mine.

its a sex injury: im missing my left ear. dont ask.

Merged:
o ya,i did break up with the girl afterwards, because this happened during foreplay and it interrupted it and i had to go to the hospital, so i was smart enough to break up with the girl before she handled my penis.

oh okay.

Buddy please don't double-post, It's against the rules..... And don't blame anyone if they don't believe you.

I was on the edge of my seat.

I was so on the edge of my seat that I fell off my chair

I'm sorry I will now leave

On the topic of anal; I find that it's simply not for everyone, regardless of the care you take.
Some people find that anal stimulation feels awesome, others think it just feels weird. Some people are a little more elastic than others too, or are able to ignore the natural tendency to tense up those muscles. Some require alot of training with buttplugs or speculums before even attempting, others find it slides in with ease on the second or third go.

Usually all it takes is a finger to know whether or not the person will be receptive.

If I ever want something stuck up my pooper it's time to see a psychiatrist and if it ever happened (a la prison) I'd make sure to take a massive shit.

Pah, anal is overrated.

We disgust it (We - Ermac).
Your soul is irregular.

You do realise that the motion of pushing down to take a shit just helps draw the wang further inside, right?

No I didn't. Thank you for enlightening me. So people actually like having their dicks shat on because it enhances the pleasure...good gosh.

A quick Google search will give you the answer to that STM..................

That's not what I said. I wasn't talking about shitting; I was talking about the physical motions in your anus that are equivalent to the ones you make when you're shitting. You'd essentially be making it easier for the prison queen to make you his bitch.

Am I the only one who wants to know the story behind this?

No your one in everybody.

I watched a very hot mexican girl masturbating yesterday on chatroulette, she was so sexy... I still wonder why the hell she was on chatroulette!

How many dirty old pervs with their cocks out did you have to wade through to find the pussy?

Sincerely I found one of those men, a lot of simple people fucking around on chatroulette and then I found her... I must say that she was beautiful.

Of my accumulative hours spent on Chatroulette, I have never seen a single vagoo.

Chances are that you'll be so prolapsed that you'll shit everywhere whether you plan for it or not.

I've seen 2 on there. Anybody managed to beat 2 yet?

lol... I bet chatroulette is heaven for you!

W...w....why the fuck did I click that? I saw the title....I...I should have known better. I'm gonna go take a shower in my nice, private wash room. Wash away the badness.

Don't drop the soap.

I...oh...deary me.

EWWW!!!! NO!!!!!!!

There's only ever ugly guys on there! Never saw any decent ones. I don't go on there anymore anyway. Funniest thing I ever saw was was some dude wearing this red hairy mask waving at me.

I can make some of you jealous. I once saw a french girl fucking herself with a hairbrush.

DID YOU GET EMAIL

Do you have money?

...¬_¬

Are you sure that's worth dosh?

A pimp needs to make money.

Glad you enjoyed the show big boy ;-) xoxoxo

How much did you pay your mum Metroixer?

enough to get me a pair of flipping sweet rollerblades *sk8s off to sex store*

*laughs hysterically*