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I second Josh's sentiment.
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yeah. you played fucking dirty in that game. too desperate. |
Brazil did the same to us so meh.
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Two wrongs make a right.
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Fucking warnings would be nice. I'm at work, you asshole.
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WOO JORDAN
I CAN'T SIGN UP BECAUSE I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH I was the one holding the camera, by the way. Feel free to watch the pan to the car as many times as you want. |
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There's an 'n' at the end of 'goddamn', by the way.
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OMG that Jordan thing made me lol and not much does that! Foam pole to the face untoppable.
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And Joe, Candwich is the future. Get with the times. |
http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1279340067
Just saw this while posting a garage sale ad on craigslist. |
God Hates Nerds.
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Aaaanyway... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/T-nex/zoom.gif |
At first I thought those were Tampons.
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You mean I've been telling the truth for nothing?
Not that my goal was a relationship, mind. Alcar... |
Yeah, that's been my worry too. If the general assumption is that everyone thinks their dick is 2 inches longer than it really is, should I lie and add 2 extra inches even if I know precisely how long it is, scientifically speaking?
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Given the amount of times I've hooked up with someone, only to find out that they are 5'6" as opposed to 5'10", their dick is 2 inches shorter, and their idea of what substantiates a "swimmer's" build is skewed, I'm left wondering if they know they're lying, or if they have honestly measured incorrectly and/or don't own a god damn mirror. As one of my friends once said, "What's the point in lying? Once you get there, and you're not what you made yourself out to be, they're going to leave." Alcar... |
My dick is three inches long. Did I do it right?
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No... you're supposed to lie about the length. |
Shit.
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You see that's where i've been going long, I always thought people meant girth! So 18 inches can be a put off! XD
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I hope you take a boner and have a heart-attack.
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This was pretty amazing. |
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Amazingly, no-one was seriously hurt. |
One of the better memes out there. Here's some of my favorites;
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/058/40...jpg?1278718419 http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/057/71...jpg?1278343676 http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/057/70...jpg?1278343008 http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/043/70...jpg?1268883947 http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/043/68...jpg?1268883306 |
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