I'm trying to become Micheal Jackson. If I take a normal colour photo, I'd look like a dude with long hair. See, the light makes my nose look incredibly small.

And Pilot, yes I get that alot. But I can never look gloomy or grumpy in a photo. :tard:

Nothing that you do will make you look like a dude.

He could grow a beard and cut his hair short

More dudes have long hair now. FACT

bring back national service.

in Northern Ireland.

ORLY

Hai

GROW A BEARD FOR MY LOVE

I HAVE YOUR LOVE AND I STILL HAVE HAIRLESS PATCHES ON CHEEKS

I've fallen in love with you.

Beards are GROSS.

Take it from someone who can actually grow a proper beard. And not just a beard, a fucking neck beard too. That's right. I'm more masculine than all of you.

I still despise it. Bring on the electrolysis!

Alcar...

I can grow a neck beard as well, but I really hate it. I shave every morning, but I agree...I need electrolysis...or as we call it, L4ZER SURJIREE.

I've never known a woman who could grow a full beard.

Wanna go out?

Neckbeards are funny. A nicely trimmed beard can be attractive.

Yeah, they tickle.

Just don't pull up to my drive in some 50's retromobile or my daddy will ground me.

Sorry that's all I've got.

Yeah your dad wouldn't like to see you going out with a nogoodnick like me, "I told you to stay away from that nogoodnick, he just doesn't play by the rules. You're grounded!"

Yeah.

Dress up as Roger and he might let me. (:

I can confirm that Dixanadu does not actually have a face.

Your dad would let you go out with a gay cartoon alien?

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1247288167
HE HAS NO FUCKING FACE

Also, me. Looking tired at six in the morning.

Awesomeness. Both of you's.

You guys with the webcams get to have all the fun. :)

He better not upload the crotch one... He said I had an erection, I stood up to prove him wrong, and did a rather...erm...'like that' pose, apparantly he snapped that.

Oh but I am a tricksy devil.

My ball popped.

You mean "dropped".

No, popped. What are you, stupid?

no, dropped. he is not stupid.

what are you, stupid?

I clearly stated 'popped', not 'dropped'. No, you're not stupid. Are you RETARDED?!

no.

do you really want to PISS ME OFF?

The feeling is mutual. I wrote POPPED not DROPPED and I'm aware of the difference. Acknowledge this.

no i will not.

fuck off.

What's been in your pooper lately, dix?

Gragh, I'm cranky.

http://i32.tinypic.com/swv60j.jpg

Me and one of my goats :)

That should go in the 'The Most Bestial Thing You've Ever Done' thread.

Alcar...

Joe, you are naughty. I never took any screen caps of you.

Typing that out, I remembered that that’s a lie. :$

Yes, you then sent it to Olly and tried to raffle it as a prize in the last MSI.

Tomorrow, I'm meeting up with my ex with the possibility of getting back together. I'll upload a picture of us both (and yes, you'll be able to see my face. As well as being outside.)

It will go on my calendar.

Actually I thought of a better idea...