Granted. But this wish gets corrupted when the wish starts somehow, due to some illogical and moronic paradox thingy which leads to the blowing up of Sir Alan Sugar and the apprentice and Stephen Hawkins inventing time and space and these forums to become the last refuge of the bombing of the world from some wierd paradox monster thing, which ends my wierd yet interesting excuse for a corruption.

I wish to become fool-proof.

Orchestral? Anything that involves an orchestra. Violin, Cello, other stuff like that.

I'm about a year away from that even though I'm not mature yet. Yes, I'll be 16 and have my own house. I :p in your faces!

OnTopic: You become so fool proof that you miss the fools so much and become one.

I wish I had Mafia models converted to GTA.

Converted to Godfather...how useless!

I wish I wasn't reborn now. >_>

Indeed, crap game.

OT: You are reborn, but not only that... You're immortal! HA!

I wish I could have my own house right now instead of a year...

I like the game. =( I was just saying useless cause the game already has thousands of Mafia people.

OT NO WAI: What? You already have a house, you didn't want it, so we destroyed it to build another sky-riser.

I wish for a stick.

The game's car handling was crap. Since the game is a GTA clone it is supposed to have realistic handling. I don't really see 1930's cars making 120 degree turns without even skidding a little... Not only that, but it was too darn repetitive.

Aaaawww, I feel like playing it again. I miss Tommy...(My character)

You mean skyscraper, right?

OT: You get one up your rear-end.(rapes you... the same thing)

I wish Godfather was better and moddable...

Granted, its so moddable and so good that everybody buys it and plays it and mods it, then the oddworld inhabitants becomes some spammy The Godfather forum...

I wish that more people would see my videos, but only until its just over 9000!!!111 views and/or comments.

granted, but they love it so much they break into your house and gang rape you.

I wish Seb could talk normally.

Seb can now talk normally, but you on the other hand...

I wish for someone to quote my message in a reply.

Granted, but someone edits it.

I wish for someone to quote a quote and start a spammy quote pyramid.

It causes teh Forums to ASPLODEZ!!! Lawl.

I wish that someone would post in W@RF... again. Even though I just posted. Rofl.

Granted, but then because you had already posted, the person who posts his post gets erased and the whole forums get erased and then Alcar comes and (rapes you) destroys your home. Evil...

I wish that someone here would blow up the moon.

Granted but the loss of the moon causes a chain reaction that destroys the world and everything in it.

I wish I was boba fett of starwars.

You turn into Han Solo, I turn into Boba Fett and turn you into STONE!

I wish for a hatchet.

Granted, a plastic one.

I wish for more post count...

This thread closes and gets put into Necrum Burial Grounds, thus reducing your post account by a lot.

I wish for a real hatchet and that I would be stuck on a snowy place of nowhere, from crashing on a plane.

Granted, you dont get a hacthet though and your mother thinks its best not to go on an aeroplane for a while whilst she recovers from some illness...

I wish I had more free time.

You waste it, like I do.

I wish i had the guts/motivation to go use the info@Oddworld email thingy.

I scoop out your guts...:D

I wish for the biggest KER-PLOW ever!

Granted, but it comes out like a ker-no...

I wish for more pieszzorz!1

The pie rapes you with a Gotengo shaped dildo.

I wish I had not seen Chicken Little.

You saw Nightshift Nurses instead(Shudders).

I wish someone would hurry up and post in the RP section already, my eyes are strained.

Granted, I post but you skid on a squid and go into a coma for 67 years.

I wish I had a turtle

It tries to bite your family and friends. The two of you seek refuge on a desolate hill until the day you...Die. Fun.

I wish Skillyaslig would email info@Oddworld and get some interesting answer to share with us....

Post in the Rps Skillyaslig....(Smacks head on keyboard and falls asleep)

granted, but I cant rememeber any of them, and fall asleep and the house catches fire, and I cant post.

I wish I had swords for fingers.

I was gonna jion across the boarder, just need tha read it though, then my friggin computer froze...

When masturbating you cause life traumatizing scars.

I wish that people would die.

We do die. Now we're all immortal.

I wish for coffee NAO.

The coffee spills on your dick and leaves you unable to use it.

I wish people would make more interesting wishes.

We make bland wishes! Like below.

I wish for a balloon. That's red.

It pops. Aww.

I wish for another meat pie. A yummy one.

It's a meech pie. With Sturg the meech in it. Zerox gets mad that you ate his RP character, and chases you down the street with a slipper.

I wish I could explode! Again. Even though I already wished for that.

You exploded, but have killed your loved ones right next to you.

I wish I had a bigger house.

Its bigger, but an anthro fairydogmother named Gizzybiscuits lives there, who messes up the place with her magic. Magic mushrooms grow everywhere, the furniture comes to life, crazy people live around the manshion's corridors and romms and thats just some of the chaos. You go nuts, jump out of the window and injure Nate and Max when you smash through the bus they were in.

I wish I knew who my characters blood doner is gonna be in WARF.

Ha, ok hang on gotta think of a corruption...

You find out it is going to be the least person you like (sorry..I'm not in W@RF)

I wish for an UNPOPABLE balloon.

I balloon suddenly loses all its air. It didn't pop though, did it! HAHAHAHA-

I wish for a balloon that had superpowers!

Its power is exploding. Which it can only do once. Whilst killing everything in its blast raduis.

I wish Venks would come online so Chris could answer Slaveless's character so Slaveless could do something with the operation on my character before he/she goes.

Granted, but then the universe ka-plodes. And thats my corruption.

I wish some more people would go to the OWF chat.

Granted, but there are too many, and you cant keep track and your head blows up.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

Granted. It's super-high-octain-ultra-caffinated, though, and gives you the mother of all caffine buzzes. You're so wound up you end up causing a massive, 27-car pileup on the interstate where everyone dies, with brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere. Not to mention your friend Robert's disembodied head.

I wish I could get the therapy I need.

It's from a Shrink. And it doesn't like you.

I wish for chocolate that didn't make me fat and didn't make me get pimples.

P.S. Weird Al Yankovic is awesome.