A: no, because then the heels would probably break from trying to slam the breaks in time, to avoid the ugliest little purple chupathingy that was crossing the road to get away from the lightbulbs with the giant koala leader and to prove that if you beat coffee with pantyhose, it will bleed.
Q: belly bombs+gut grenades+colon terminaters+ass frags=? |
The answer, ofcourse, is fudge flavoured termites.
Wibble? |
A: Wobble.
Q: YOU ARE SPARTAN 117! Aren't you? |
A: Nope. Nuh-uh. No way. No. Niet. Nie. Non.
Q: You are SPARTAN 117, aren't you!? |
A: No, I'm an evil lizard monster that Reverand Cornelius Blow referrs to!
Q: Why did all the dinosaurs die out? |
A: Because you touch yourself at night (Had to say it :p).
Q: Don't you love Pee Wee Herman? |
A: The breakfast machine who shoots you in the arm, he made that I think.
Q: Censor television you fools? OT: Snuzi, I get your reference. Family Guy. Seen that episode :) |
A. Your a fool.
Q. 3.1415926535897932-oddjobabe= |
Letters cannot be subtracted from numbers.
Why do I like to scare myself by looking at freakish things? |
A: Because freakish things are usually scary.
Q: Do you wear a wig? OT: Heh, glad you caught my reference, Oddjob :D. |
Um...no...*hides huge glop of hair behind back*
Should I study for the quiz that's tomorrow, that the class I'm in never learned about? :D |
Well, if you never learned about it then you could blame the lack of preperation on the teacher and protest the idea of doing something without having a week's warning on the subject so... No. Don't study. Just find a really good lawyer.
Why don't President's fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?! :mad: |
A: Because presidents are cowards and don't want to die, so they take people who usually don't have money to pay for college , promise 'em a scholarship (money that they may never recieve), and send 'em out to war. Ain't America great?
Q: Do you like soup? |
A: As long as it's not still alive.
Q: Mew? |
A: Two.
Q: Oh yeah? |
A: Yeah!... Okay, not really.
Q: Cheeky monkies? |
A: yeah, monkies should have cheeks.
Q: Do you do drugs? |
A: Hell freaking no. Nor will I ever.
Q: Should Jesus be made of chocolate? |
A: No, preforming miracles would be hard if he was chocolate.
Q: questions or answers? |
A: Quanstiers.
Q: When or how? |
A; Whenever and however.
Q: Are you a secret agent? |
A: No, but a stck man I drew is.
Q: Who and where? |
A: not who, but how
Q: if there are 26 letters in the english alphabet, how many are there in the pre-alphabet? |
Coconut pinecones.
What's M&LPiT stand for? |
A. The Biggest Losser.
Q. What does M&LPiT realy stand for? |
Mario and Luigi Partners in Time.
I failed the test, should I feel good? |
A. Feel bad about the test but feel good about feeling bad.
Q. Do two rights make a wrong? |
A: Nope. But three rights make a left.
Q: Doesn't calculus suck? |
Yea, I hate him!
Would you like something to buy, maybe a nice bit of shmutter? OT: Snuzi, who is Calculus anyway? :p |
A: Nope, that's ok.
Q: Who would win in a fight? You or Macgyver? OT: You're serious? |
Me. I have a knife and a silenced pistol.
How come for the, "Insert Image" icon, there's two pyramids and a sun? OT: Yes, if Calculus is something on TV, I don't know. I only turn the TV on at 11:30 PM on Monday - Thursday to see Family Guy. |
A: I haven't the slightest clue. Perhaps the creators of it were Egyptian?
Q: Don't you just love serial killers? OT: Calculus |
Yea. As a matter of fact...*stares at snuzi with psychotic grin and big knife*
Do you think snuzi is waiting for the next question could be asked? :D OT: Ah. You see, I learn nothing in school, so I wouldn't know that. :p |
A: Actually, I'm not. I just keep seeing that this thread is being updated, so my OCD forces me to respond :p.
Q: Yeeeeeeaaaahhhh...what are you doing with that knife? OT: I didn't think you would. It's pretty hard stuff. Especially for those of us who are horrible at math, like me :p. |
A: I think the knife isn't something you should be worrying about... *hides lighter and can of hairspray behind her back*
Q: BURN? |
A: ARSON!
Q: Are you Mel Brooks? |
A. Yes, I'm not.
Q. Are you not Mel Brooks? w00t w00t Im not live ammo anymore! |
A: Unfortunately, no.
Q: Goddamn rich ____ ? OT: w00t w00t! You bring nothing to the table when it comes to actual discussions! |
What kind of question is that? Here is a question: You know how when you buy junk food like Fruit Roll-ups it says "Not for Individual Resale" on the wrapper, right? Well I was just wondering if someone was ever prosecuted for breaking a law by individually reselling them. What if they were sold in pairs, would that still be illegal?
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No, what it means is that they need to be sold fully sealed in their original quantity.
I'll answer your question, Snuzi: A: Goddamn rich arseholes. Q: When did Mr. Takinower die? |