I laff'd like a moron.


thanks

Dates are unimportant.. Just take her out back and show her your junk!
She'll be sure to fall in love with you for it.. (Warning, listing to this advice may cause
jail time, broken or busted testies, pepper spray in your eyes and loss of control.)

Says the Christian.

shut the FUCK up Ackro the cunt.











i am pissed.

i hate it when people refer to the male anatomy as 'junk', such a stupid American term

I always thought my male anatomy was cool :(

The genitals are about the only part of the male anatomy I don't find attractive.

Compare this to my brother, who is very straight and yet calls the penis a 'graceful instrument'.

Haha that made me lawl. Face is priceless.

Anyone who calls their mighty cunt stabber a "graceful instrument" is not very straight. Hate to break it to you.

I suspect there will be a new thread for 'What You Call Your Penis'.

I for one, adore the penis. Yay! Penis.

He's just a twit.

Also I think he was refering to his own, he's frighteningly narcissistic like that.

I dare anyone to beat "mighty cunt stabber"

I adore my own penis. Everyone else's can go to hell.

One-eyed trouser snake.

Enraged and fully-gorged ploughing-happy behemoth.

John Thomas.

All of these, basically.



EDIT: I was going to leave this out becuse it doesn't actually mention that many different words for penis, but you know what? Screw you, OANST, I'm posting it.



Also, phallus.

Eastern Canada has bird, rigging, package, and a million boat related ones.

We have 'package' too.

Clitoral catalyst.

A vote for Used is a vote for a penis so small it can fuck the clitoris.

Ahh, getting inspiration from experience, I see.

Nice come back.

Poor attempt at a comeback is poor.

Ahh, getting inspiration from experience, I see.

It worked better that time.

I am indifferent to my penis. There are times I enjoy it (namely when cuming on bitches, in they eyes), and there are many more times when I wish I had a vagina and major boobage.

I'd love a vagina, they look so fun.

They look just... just awful. But that's not the point.

I'm probably just a ladyboy