Oh my God.

Maybe your super homo powers clouded your ability to pick a lesbian. You are forgiven.

srsly read her old posts and you will blatantly find lesbianism.

Sexual acts do not determine your sexual orientation.

Alcar...

Well duh. that was the start of it.
Unless I don't count because I don't shave my head, wear mens' workboots, and have a nosering?

I ALREADY HAVE SHORT HAIR WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT YOU JUDGEMENTAL HAPPY DREAMQUEEN

If you had all those, ghost, you would've been called a dike. There's a big diffrence between dikes and regular lesbians. silly goose. :)

Oh yeah, and last wank: 4.5 of 5.

...Who are you?

Anyhoo, I don't think you're aware but we have an anti-lesbian policy in effect ;)

Alcar...

Oh, joy.

Let me guess, change the username to "Token Lesbian" and confine to Off-Topic?
I've seen worse.

I'm someone who randomly popped into the conversation.

@ Stonetooth (I capitalized for you): Obviously.


Are you a lesbian, or bi with a label?

Me? I don't like men much, so Lesbian. Well, except for a man like Graham Aker from Gundam.

Well, since he's a mainstream anime character, I'll count him as a woman.

I have wanking issues. Ever sense my GF broke up with me i've wanked like 2-3 times a day. help me >_<

Fuck no, he's all man.

Listen to his sexy voice!

So? In fact, I'll give advice. If you space out your wanks a bit more, they'll ultimately be more pleasurable. Once a day, maybe every other day. Recharge your batteries.

He a little more masculine than your average, uke-y character.

Thats a good idea, but, sometimes its impossible to resist. :D

Regardless of how much spit or lube you use, eventually you will chafe. Nature itself should take care of the problem for you. Unless you get off on pain. Then it will most likely intensify. Enjoy your shredded cock.

Can I come to watch next time? :fuzcool:

CREEPY FUCKER!

Uhm. Yes. This.

jesus christ I've never been that much a compulsive wanker to have any need for lubricant. it's not like your hand hole is too tight or anything.

Head rubbing increases sensation. Harder to do when it has "calloused", for lack of of a better term.

The whole creepy circumcision discussion has been shifted to here.

It's not as bad as it could be.

7.5 + points for being a ballet dancer.

0. I've only ever had orgasms in wet dreams.

Congratulations.

10/5 because I learned a few new tricks and put them to good use :fuzcool:.

I find this disturbing.

Also, I'm still relegated to using my hand. I decided a while ago I wouldn't seek out men for fun until I lost my gut and got back into shape - which is coming along nicely (yay)!

Alcar...

Seriously? You really need to lower your inhibitions.
You're really missing out. Who knows? Maybe one day, your face will be covered with ejaculate.