A: not yet, my pet
Q: are you all being mean and telling me to stop my beautiful poems, you want them to go pop? |
A: I'd only decide with my lawyer's pencil shavings present. :|
Q: If a monkey came up to you and gave you a cheesecake, what color condom would you wear to Bingo Night at the retirement home? -oddguy :fuzzle: |
A. Greenish Brown!
Q. Why is the turkey always greener on the other side? |
A: because I am happy i didn't have to answer the question you did *starts puking*
Q: so, is that no? (to my first question up there^):D | :D Stupid Stopper! |
A: yes because all the known no's are doomed to burn in hell
Q: why is that evil monkey with a knife staring at me ? |
A. Don't read this, just run!
Q. I told you not to read this and to run! Why are you running? Why are you still reading this? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MONKEYS ARE COMING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND ALL YOU'RE DOING IS SITTING THERE, READING THIS!!!! CAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME! AND NEITHER DID THEY!!!! BUT THEY ALL DIED IN THE END! AND SO WILL YOU! THEN YOU'LL ME SORRY! SORRY YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE I'LL BE LOCKED SAFELY INSIDE OF MY MONKEY-PROOF CONCRETE UNDERGROUND BUNKER AND WHERE WIL-L YOU BE? I'LL TELL YOU WHERE, OUTSIDE THE BUNKER BEGGING ME TO LET YOU IN! AND YOU'LL BE SORRY! YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR NOT BELIEVING ME! BUT I WON'T CARE, I WON'T LET YOU IN AND YOU'LL ALL DIE AND IT'LL BE YOUR OWN FAULTS! YOUR. OWN. FAULTS! DIE NON-BELIEVERS, DDDDDDDIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! |
A: I have this golden banana, what will destroy all the monkeys if I want to, so all the monkeys are in my command!
Q: Should I destroy the monkeys or just eat the banana? |
A: Well it's all up to you. If you destroy all the mokeys, there will be overwhelming masses of spiders and other insects, which in turn, will take over the world. But if you eat the banana, then the monkeys will rule the world.
Q: How many spoons of sugar must I carry to feed the Man in the Moon?? |
A. You can't. 2 good reasons,
1. No person can live on just one substance, in this case, sugar. The results of eating nothing but sugar would not be nice. 2. There is no such thing as the man in the moon, it is a combination of craters that form together to create the image of a face. Q. GAAAAAH! I JUST GAVE A SANE ANSWER TO A QUESTION!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! A to previous question: KILLTHEMONKEYSKILLTHEMONKEYSKILLTHEMONKEYS...KIIIIIIILL THHHHE MOOOOOOOONKEEEEEEEEEYS! Q2. Why are you still reading this??? |
A:I don't know why I read your "story".
Q:Word of 4 letters what means word?... |
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A: a cat
Q: If I would just go upstairs and watch how my Guinea- pig eats his own poo? |
(A):Not a cat this is a "word".
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A:You will be mad!Hehe.
Q:If I go to my friend what will he say? |
A. Flobadobadobadobadobadobadobadobadob ect ect.
Q. If someone invented a clockwork banana, what would it do? |
A: Tick, tock, explode, tick...
Q: what would happen if my watch spontaneously combusted on my arm? |
A: A water melon would say I am Mr. Black!:lol:
Q: Mommy whats Mexico? :lol: |
A. It's a bat/apple hybreed that was invented by the american government to steal old peoples teeth.
Q. How many teeth does a wooden gorilla with 3 arms have? |
A.2 teeth.
Q.Why are seet on the chair? |
Q.Why are you seeting on the chair?
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A: Becaus a seet is sit which is a soot lalalala!
Q: S is a B which a 4 letter bonker which came to the brown garbage bag under the orange street in a jar, with cockroaches came to the house by the bed in the sky down is a kookie midnight when man saw the pork come up the stairs at Mook on the pork rind last night in the land of looky jocky loke of Johney joe joe. Why?:lol: |
A; thats why!
Q: why shouldn't I be a kookie |
Because if you were a cookie you'd leave crumbs on the keyboard
How many clockwork bananas would it take to make a lightbulb turn magically into an exploding brick? |
- 12 boy, start eatin' them nanners...
Pancakes? |
A: And syrup
Q: Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an Ambulance.....why? |
A: Ohh! Because Everyone likes pizza, no-one likes an ambulance.
Q: Why do I keep walking into walls? |
Because you have no depth perception
Q.How the hell did this thread get so big? |
Cause people kept reading the stupid questions and giving stupid answers: in other words, cause were all amazingly bored!
Why are we all so bored? |
because OW4 isn't out :p
Why is France south of England? |
Because it's not.
Why is there a crack in my wall??? |
Lack of care.
Why do you care? |
i dont
why have all our questions/answers suddenly got really short (not including this one) |
A: Because Because neh neh!
Q: Leeng long loo leek lok leek luke why am I an idiot? |
A: Look at your message and find out why :D
Q: Why did that smiley smile????????????? |
A.)Because it's happy to see *Drops dead*
Q.)Is Max The Mug a real Mug? |
Why don't you ask him yourself?
(that was a question and an answer) |
A.)Well, wouldn't it be wierd talking to a Mug you drink out of?
(That's also an answer and a question) |
of course not...
Is Abe(the mudokon)...... real? |
Well, why don't you ask the BIG RAISIN??
(That was also a question and answer) |
because he scares me :(
Can you ask him for me? |