Only comic I really enjoyed was The Simpsons Comics. I like superhero movies but reading the books or comics just aren't in my interest.
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The Simpsons Comics were just rehashed episode plots. I began to notice the pattern after a while.
Now Scrooge McDuck comics, that's where it is at. |
Unless you're talking about sex with Scrooge McDuck, that's spam. Stop spamming.
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Yeah get back in topic. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah!
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To be fair, those girls are pretty hot. And just pretty. I don't get why no-one likes pretty any more. Everyone's got to be 'striking' or 'sexy', which leaves us with a load of hatchet-faced puffed-up supermodels we're supposed to be attracted to. What's wrong with pretty? I LIKE PRETTY GIRLS DAMMIT
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I like cute girls, sexy makes me feel uncomfortable.
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Word. Nowadays 'sexy' seems to equate to 'preadatory'.
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I like pretty, sexy scares me sometimes, probably due to the whole shy thing that won't go unless I'm piss drunk.
++ Moderated due to making Wings' quality as a person drop ++ |
That was more than a little embarrassing to read. I feel my quality as a person has dropped because of it.
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I'm glad I affected you as a person.
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I like people who aren't classically handsome because I'm that kind of guy. I'd be lying if I said I don't have a boner for 'sexy' ladies but there it is, I prefer people who aren't the media definition of stunning.
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Sexy intimidates me.
Cute or pretty. Or DAT ASS |
I know cute girls who are too modist to say that they are cute. I like girls like that.
Sexy is intimidating, especially if your a virgin. |
Why especially if you're a virgin, girls who try to act sexy around me, I just laugh, it's hilarious.
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Cute girls are better. They don't tend to put on a 4ft layer of foundation.
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Make-up doesn't equal super sexy. A cute girl can wear make-up and still be cute, but just look hotter.
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And gay.
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And possibly sad.
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But mostly gay.
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What...because they try to take the piss and it backfires? Yeh, that's really gay. ¬_¬
Jealousy is so ill becoming. |
Jealousy? How'd you figure?
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I don't know, such a minor comment caused a little uproar, seems jealousy has kicked in. I am pretty awesome after all! Hurr hurr.
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As ever, people are confused by your motivations and the gap between your poorly-stated opinions and your actions. In this case, the reasoning why you would not actually like it when girls flirt with you.
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Not when they do it to take the piss. But after three bloody years, you could just let me rant in peace. Or at least ignore me.
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I admit it, I am jealous of STM.
Jealous of his enlightened and well thought philosophical and theological opinions, jealous of his long list of sexual conquests and jealous of his super debating skills. What a champ. |
I know right? There is a lot to be jealous for but if you keep working, one day you'll be almost as awesome as I. Chin up Wings old boy, chin up.
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Can be done?
I already don't read a majority of his posts. |
I have never blocked a member on the basis that my inability to read their posts would hinder my understanding of the thread they were in.
However, STM's post seem to have less and less coherent meaning. I might be able to get over it. |
There is a serious lack of sex in this sex thread. Don't make me post pictures again.
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Maybe if we all moan really loudly it'll make this thread sexier.
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Please don't... please...
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I would. If somebody did something to me to make me moan.
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I could beat you with a cement-filled pipe until you're in traction. You'll be moaning plenty.
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Me and girlfriend tried anal (hers) the other day.
Apparently there was much pain to be had, and not much else. Discuss. |
What pain? What kind of pain? Are you kidding?
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First time for me was probably one of the most painful things I've ever experienced in my life.
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