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JennyGenesis 05-16-2011 04:41 AM

Only comic I really enjoyed was The Simpsons Comics. I like superhero movies but reading the books or comics just aren't in my interest.

Wings of Fire 05-16-2011 06:12 AM

The Simpsons Comics were just rehashed episode plots. I began to notice the pattern after a while.

Now Scrooge McDuck comics, that's where it is at.

Nate 05-16-2011 06:18 AM

Unless you're talking about sex with Scrooge McDuck, that's spam. Stop spamming.

Havoc 05-16-2011 06:50 AM

Yeah get back in topic. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ilb7qjFxJg...t+twins001.jpg

MeechMunchie 05-16-2011 07:08 AM

To be fair, those girls are pretty hot. And just pretty. I don't get why no-one likes pretty any more. Everyone's got to be 'striking' or 'sexy', which leaves us with a load of hatchet-faced puffed-up supermodels we're supposed to be attracted to. What's wrong with pretty? I LIKE PRETTY GIRLS DAMMIT

EDIT: Oh, and I'm defining 'pretty' as soft, forgiving faces like those above.

Wings of Fire 05-16-2011 07:09 AM

I like cute girls, sexy makes me feel uncomfortable.

MeechMunchie 05-16-2011 07:19 AM

Word. Nowadays 'sexy' seems to equate to 'preadatory'.

STM 05-16-2011 08:05 AM

I like pretty, sexy scares me sometimes, probably due to the whole shy thing that won't go unless I'm piss drunk.

++ Moderated due to making Wings' quality as a person drop ++

Wings of Fire 05-16-2011 08:07 AM

That was more than a little embarrassing to read. I feel my quality as a person has dropped because of it.

STM 05-16-2011 08:18 AM

I'm glad I affected you as a person.

Ridg3 05-16-2011 09:23 AM

I like people who aren't classically handsome because I'm that kind of guy. I'd be lying if I said I don't have a boner for 'sexy' ladies but there it is, I prefer people who aren't the media definition of stunning.

Dixanadu 05-16-2011 11:14 AM

Sexy intimidates me.

Cute or pretty.

Or DAT ASS

Crashpunk 05-24-2011 02:08 AM

I know cute girls who are too modist to say that they are cute. I like girls like that.
Sexy is intimidating, especially if your a virgin.

STM 05-24-2011 08:38 AM

Why especially if you're a virgin, girls who try to act sexy around me, I just laugh, it's hilarious.

JennyGenesis 05-24-2011 11:25 AM

Cute girls are better. They don't tend to put on a 4ft layer of foundation.

Havoc 05-24-2011 12:00 PM

Make-up doesn't equal super sexy. A cute girl can wear make-up and still be cute, but just look hotter.

Wings of Fire 05-24-2011 12:23 PM

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Why especially if you're a virgin, girls who try to act sexy around me, I just laugh, it's hilarious.

That's more than a little immature.

OANST 05-24-2011 12:58 PM

And gay.

Havoc 05-24-2011 01:04 PM

And possibly sad.

Ridg3 05-24-2011 01:09 PM

But mostly gay.

STM 05-25-2011 04:32 AM

What...because they try to take the piss and it backfires? Yeh, that's really gay. ¬_¬

Jealousy is so ill becoming.

Ridg3 05-25-2011 04:37 AM

Jealousy? How'd you figure?

STM 05-25-2011 04:50 AM

I don't know, such a minor comment caused a little uproar, seems jealousy has kicked in. I am pretty awesome after all! Hurr hurr.

Nate 05-25-2011 05:41 AM

As ever, people are confused by your motivations and the gap between your poorly-stated opinions and your actions. In this case, the reasoning why you would not actually like it when girls flirt with you.

STM 05-25-2011 06:01 AM

Not when they do it to take the piss. But after three bloody years, you could just let me rant in peace. Or at least ignore me.

Wings of Fire 05-25-2011 08:00 AM

I admit it, I am jealous of STM.

Jealous of his enlightened and well thought philosophical and theological opinions, jealous of his long list of sexual conquests and jealous of his super debating skills.

What a champ.

STM 05-25-2011 08:20 AM

I know right? There is a lot to be jealous for but if you keep working, one day you'll be almost as awesome as I. Chin up Wings old boy, chin up.

Nate 05-26-2011 04:06 AM

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Not when they do it to take the piss. But after three bloody years, you could just let me rant in peace. Or at least ignore me.

So, basically, you want us to completely ignore your posts? That can be done.

Phylum 05-26-2011 04:09 AM

Can be done?

I already don't read a majority of his posts.

MeechMunchie 05-26-2011 05:28 AM

I have never blocked a member on the basis that my inability to read their posts would hinder my understanding of the thread they were in.

However, STM's post seem to have less and less coherent meaning. I might be able to get over it.

Havoc 05-26-2011 05:42 AM

There is a serious lack of sex in this sex thread. Don't make me post pictures again.

MeechMunchie 05-26-2011 05:44 AM

Maybe if we all moan really loudly it'll make this thread sexier.

Havoc 05-26-2011 05:45 AM

Please don't... please...

JennyGenesis 05-26-2011 07:56 AM

I would. If somebody did something to me to make me moan.

Sekto Springs 05-26-2011 08:43 AM

I could beat you with a cement-filled pipe until you're in traction. You'll be moaning plenty.

Goresplatter 05-26-2011 11:33 AM

Me and girlfriend tried anal (hers) the other day.

Apparently there was much pain to be had, and not much else.

Discuss.

abe is now! 05-26-2011 11:40 AM

What pain? What kind of pain? Are you kidding?

JennyGenesis 05-26-2011 12:00 PM

First time for me was probably one of the most painful things I've ever experienced in my life.

RoryF 05-26-2011 12:05 PM

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First time for me was probably one of the most painful things I've ever experienced in my life.

...and what's the other most painful thing you've ever had in your life?

abe is now! 05-26-2011 12:16 PM

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First time for me was probably one of the most painful things I've ever experienced in my life.

Two or more penises can be painful, be careful!